A/N: Thanks to everyone who put this story on their story alert list. Oh, and on a side note, I recently got some fish sticks, pizza bagels, and chocolate milk from the grocery store. I swear there's like subliminal advertising on the show! Also, as you've probably noticed, there is also humor in this story. Too bad a story can't have three genres. Or maybe I should just switch it to romance/humor…
Disclaimer: Nickelodeon owns Big Time Rush.
The Boy Is Mine
Chapter 2-Big Time Lie
Logan made a beeline for apartment 2J. He may be the genius of the group, but he panics under pressure. Right now, his thoughts were jumbled. Logan wasn't sure why, maybe it was the testosterone in him, but he felt compelled to slap himself on the forehead for not staying and watching Camille and Stephanie fight. Two girls rolling around on the floor. It was practically every guy's fantasy. Talk about hot.
Logan entered apartment 2J to find his three best friends and Kendall's girlfriend, Jo, chilling on the orange couch in the living room.
"I have a huge problem. There are two girls downstairs in the lobby as we speak fighting over me, and I don't mean that in a figurative sense either," Logan explained.
"Oh, poor Logie. Two girls fighting over you. I feel so bad for you," James remarked sarcastically.
Carlos opened his mouth to say something, but Logan cut him off before he could.
"If you even think about saying, 'Two girls having a crush on you at the same time is not a problem,' I assure you I will do unspeakable things to your helmet, Carlos," Logan warned. "In fact, I'm not asking you or James for advice about my personal life ever again! The last time I did that, I got thrown into the pool. Oh, and there was also the fact that Camille banned herself from talking to me for one whole week. That's seven days! 168 hours! 10,080 minutes! 604,800 seconds!"
"Logan!" Kendall, James, Carlos, and Jo shouted before he could mentally calculate how many milliseconds one week equals.
Carlos kind of had a pouty look on his face after Logan had told him he was never coming to him for advice about his love life ever again.
"Why don't you tell them you just want to be friends?" Kendall suggested.
"Which two girls are fighting over you, by the way?" James asked. "Please don't say Sun Block Girl."
"Stephanie and…"
"Camille," Kendall and Jo muttered under their breath simultaneously.
It was common Palm Woods knowledge that Camille was obsessed with Logan. She was always trying to get his attention. Camille was like Logan's personal stalker. The only people who didn't know this were people new to the Palm Woods, like Stephanie. It was safe to say she would soon find out, if she hadn't already.
"Maybe I don't want to be just friends with them. However, I don't want to choose between them either," Logan answered.
"Well, there has to be one of them that you like more. Like, I don't know, Camille perhaps?" Jo said.
"You're just saying that because she's your best friend," Kendall commented.
"Yeah, besides, Camille is eight different kinds of crazy," James remarked.
"Pot calling the kettle black, much?" Jo retorted.
"What does that even mean?" James asked.
Logan threw his hands up in frustration. He came to apartment 2J for help, for advice, and now his potential saviors were bickering with each other. Ain't that peachy?
"Fine, if you're not going to give me advice I can actually use, then will you at least help me separate the two of them?" Logan asked.
"Are they still going at it?" James asked, hopeful.
"This I have to see!" Carlos exclaimed.
James and Carlos rushed out the door, practically bowling Logan over in the process.
"I still think you should tell them you want to be just friends," Kendall stated.
"Yeah, but what if I don't get another chance for awhile? I don't want to blow the chance I have now. I mean, back in Minnesota, girlfriends weren't even on my radar because James always got the girl. Now, I have two girls who are actually interested in me, and I don't know what to do about that," Logan said. "The last thing I want to do is hurt either of them."
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James and Carlos found Stephanie and Camille in the lobby still rolling around on the floor. The 'Hollywood Super Party Kings of Hollywood' thought the sight before them was all kinds of awesome. Too bad they didn't have some popcorn with them.
There was pulling of the hair, scratching, biting, kicking, and screaming. Lots of screaming.
"In this movie, I'm the female lead! Logan's the male lead! There's no love triangle in the script!" Camille shouted.
"What the heck are you even talking about?" Stephanie shouted back.
"You don't even know the first thing about him!"
"Oh, and you do?"
"Yes! I've been his neighbor for three months, which is more than I can say for you!"
"Well, I know more about him than you think! I have been following him around, you know?"
Camille was overcome with a renewed sense of vigor. She gained the upper hand on Stephanie as Camille was now the one on top. It was at this time that Kendall, Jo, and Logan arrived at the lobby.
"Oh yeah? Well what does he wear, boxers of briefs?" Camille asked.
"I don't know," Stephanie replied.
"Boxers. What size of shoe does he wear?"
"Eleven?"
"Ten and a half! What size of shirt does he wear?"
"No clue."
"Medium. What kind of shower gel does he use?"
"He uses shower gel?"
"Axe. What kind of cologne does he wear?"
"You know, this proves nothing."
"Tag body spray."
"I feel so…violated," Logan commented from the sidelines.
Camille and Stephanie had no idea that Logan had come back…until now. Of course, each thought that he came back for her, but that was beside the point. They immediately ceased their scuffle and each grabbed one of Logan's hands.
"Come on Logan, let's go," Camille said, pulling him in one direction.
"No, no. This way," Stephanie stated, pulling him in the opposite direction.
The two girls proceeded to engage in a tug-of-war with using poor Logan as the rope.
"I thought you two were supposed to break them up?" Kendall whispered to James.
"No, no, no. You do not break up two girls fighting. That is hot!" James replied.
James and Carlos fist bumped one another. Jo shook her head in disapproval while Kendall's eyes seemed to bug out. Yeah, he had some weird friends.
Logan somehow managed to free himself from the precarious position he was in. Needless to say, both girls were sorely disappointed.
"First of all, that's enough! Secondly, ouchies!" Logan exclaimed, trying to UN-dislocate his shoulders.
"Logan, tell her that I'm your girlfriend!" Camille said, glaring daggers at Stephanie. For some reason, she now hated all filmmakers.
"No, tell her that I'm your girlfriend!" Stephanie countered. Camille was so not going to be cast in any of her films.
Logan nervously looked back and forth from Camille to Stephanie. He then looked to his friends, all of his friends for help. Jo not so subtly pointed at Camille.
A light bulb went off in Logan's head. Being a genius certainly had its advantages.
"I have a girlfriend back in Minnesota," Logan stated.
"What?" everyone else said in unison.
"Yeah, Jenny Tinkler from homeroom," Logan elaborated.
Normally, Logan wasn't one to lie, but hey, if Jo could lie about having a boyfriend, then he could lie about having a girlfriend. Right?
To Be Continued…
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