ANNOYING THE ESPADA
I slept over at my friend's house and we got bored so here's the result! Does it make sense? NO! Is it supposed to? NO!
These are the most suicidal and mental ideas our sleep deprived brains could think of. ENJOY!
Co Written with 'Ronnie Kobayashi' and 'Rai Novak' whoopee.
BLEACH IS NOT OURS! nor are any other terms in here.
Chapter 2: Pissing off Aaroniero
1.) duct tape him to a plank and set him up in the sun.
2.) refer to him as "dick head"
3.) constantly ask him if that makes his mask a condom
4.) tell him that one head looks better than the other
5.) offer popcorn to passersby as they argue
6.) randomly tell him that he got his ass kicked by a girl
7.) tell him to see a doctor about the "two heads thing"
8.) throw snow cones at him
9.) call him "Sandy Claws"
10.) set him up on a blind date with Loly
11.) randomly break open the ceiling during said date so the light comes in
12.) tell him that he looks fat
13.) 'accidentally' shrink all of his clothes
14.) scare the shit out of him with a flood light
15.) force him to sing 'Barbie Girl' into a pink hairbrush.
16.) Tape results and show at the next Espada meeting
17.) Live after completing this list! XD
With luck, this is the second of many crack fics centered around pissing off the strongest arrancars. My minimum is 15, but I don't have a maximum. XD Review and all that nice shits. Peace peeps. XP