Disclaimer/Warning:
Konichiwa everyone it is me again Princess HiRelena, cutie cutie catgirl! I wasn't a catgirl before but I decided for a change^_^. So I asked Duo to play with his new chem. set, and here I am Princess Catgirl HiRelena!
Duo walks in with a beaker
Duo: Guess wa? I found the Fake Fountain of Youth! Wanna try it out?
Cutie Cutie Catgirl HiRelena: Ah, no Duo…why don't you give it to Heero or try it out yourself?
Duo: But it has 1 side effect… he might turn into a kitty cat
Catgirl HiRelena: Oh I wanna Heero kitty!
Hildy appears out thin air a.k.a Z-space
Hildy: I wanna a Duo kitty!
Magical Cutie Cutie Catgirl HiRelena: Hurry up Duo turn Heero and yourself into Kitties!
Duo: Hee-kun!
Heero appears from Z-space giving the death glare
Heero: Don't call me Hee-kun you braided baka!
Duo: Sniff fine!
Heero: Oh stop that we know your faking!
Duo: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Heero: Fine! Gomen!
MCCCHiRelena+ Hildy: Aww
Hildy: Change into kitties!
Duo: Drink Heero! If you don't…ah I'll tell Hi'Lena that you're the one who infiltrated her password journal!
MCCCHiRelena: WHAT!!
Heero: You baka you just did!
Duo: Hehe whoops… Here drink this and she cant hurt you cause you'll be a cat!
Heero grabs the beaker and drinks
Duo: Gasps
I can't believe he drank that stuff…
Hildy: Your turn Shinigami
Hildy forces the now bubbling stuff down Duo's throat
BOOMHildy+ Me: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Hugs Neko Heero and Duo
Hildy: I wanna take him home with me
Neko Duo evily smiles
HiRelena: Oh no you don't, I don't want another Heero's Puppies incident
Hildy: sniff But I love Neko Duo…
HiRelena: Oh all right! But don't get Quatre mad!
Hildy: Yea! Bounces off
HiRelena: Sweat dropped
Whatever unna, anyway I don't own anything…
Sniff
I don't even Neko Heero…
Cries, and Neko Heero licks off a tear
I love you too…I don't own Gundam Wing, or Dragon Ball Z/Gt. If I did I would have done a story like this before
So before Heero gets back into his real body and…
Cough
His gun… Here's Battle Assault Gundam Ball Pt 2 "Duo Revenge on 'Mr. I'm in Heat'"
Battle Assault Gundam Ball Z Pt2
"All rightly then, next up in the battle ground is Duo vs. King Cold. Or more commonly known as 'Mr. I'm in Heat'" Hildy giggled in the speakers as the crowd kept cheering for Heero after his grand battle with Cell.
"Ah but wait!" Dorothy The Eyebrow Wonder smugly smiled taking over the big screen.
"NO DOROTHY GO AWAY!!!" Bulma said bringing out a very unique home made frequency-scrambler trimmed with Dragon ball designs.
"You might not want to do that yet Bulma this guy may be your perfect boyfriend…" Dorothy cooed holding up a picture of Duo minus the shirt playing the guitar.
"Wowwwwww…" Bulma drooled at the picture, Hildy drooling too snapped herself out of the spell and brought out a big anime mallet.
"That's my guy!" She screamed knocking out the poor still drooling Bulma.
"Now for you! You @#$%#$*&^$!@!@#%##! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT'S THE PICTURE DUO GAVE ME FOR CHRISTMAS!!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A…" Hildy looked around for a worthy challenge, she thought that a Chinese checkers game was a bit unworthy.
"A ROLL BATTLE!"
"But there are no Metabots…" Dorothy frowned not getting to fight
"Ok then a battle here with Gundams!"
"Agreed!, now were is that boyfriend of yours? Im supposed to interview him again!" Dorothy smiled running off again.
"That little…" Hildy growled
"Chill girl!" I bat her over her head
"Hey is that girl a Super Sayian or something? She moves so fast!" Chi-Chi smiled using an Advanced Remote-Thingy to bring Dorothy up in the screen.
"Hi Boys…" She purred dripping with icky-ness
"Hi Dorothy where's Duo?" I said before Hildy could say anything.
"Back here, but Miss. Hildy…" She smirked ignoring me totally
"What?" She hissed
"Our now official battle is after this one…"
"Hey Hildy-babe kick her butt will ya? She wont leave me alone!!" Duo danced around to Bad Dog No Biscuits! from Cowboy Bebop.
"You bet I'll beat her so bad it wont even be funny!" Hildy laughed doing the peace sign in the camera
"That's the spirit Girl Take no prisoners!!!!" Bulma cried
"Whatever! Anyway, Duo what is your strategy?" Dorothy said sticking the mike in his face.
"I plan to win…DUH!" He laughed doing the tootsie roll
Dorothy Sweatdrops
"I mean, are you going to use all your stealth what?" She said again
"Oh yea… I plan to use that stuff and the stuff in my head" Shinigami said
"Stop that!" He said under his breath
"What's that Duo?" The evil eyebrow mistress asked
"Oh nothing, just the guy named Bob in my head…" He laughed
"Whatever Duo, good luck!" Winked the evil Dorothy running off. Down the hallway was the room of Cold, King Cold that is!
"Knocky Knock!" Dorothy smiled as she knocked at the evil guys door
"Enter if you dare…" King Cold chuckled
Dorothy stepped into the room only to be faced by a really purple-faced guy
"King Cold, I presume" Dorothy smiled holding out her hand
"Hn" He huffed turning away from Dorothy heading towards the seat. Good thing though, cause Dorothy he was very rude so she stuck her tongue out.
"What do you want, little Earth Girl" He said sitting down as she pulled her tongue back in
"Interview" She brightly said
"Let me make this brief then, I'm going to win against that Earth Boy. Although I believe it's quite a shame because I believe that boy would be a great fighter"
"Would?" Hildy fumed
"Now, now Miss. Hildy he has a right to his opinion. Anyways King Cold, what do you plan on using to beat Duo?" Dorothy smiled
"Power" He stated smirking
"Well, then good luck on your battle!" Miss. War Queen curtsied and walked out since he was a king
"All right time for the next battle, Duo verses King Cold on the Libra ground!" Bulma said pressing a button the console that made the whole battlefield shake. Suddenly the ground flipped and out came a huge chunk of the Libra ship equipped with holes and everything.
"Wow, how did we get this" Relena asked
"They auctioned it off e-bay last week, I just had to get it!" Hildy laughed ordering a Chibi Deathscythe model on her laptop
Chi-Chi sighed wishing she had a laptop
On the field Krillin in his kawaii referee uniform floated down as Deathscythe and King Cold walked in.
"All right, I want a good clean fight, no stupid "Can I see your scythe cause it looks cool!" Cold! "And no your shoes are untied" Duo!"
"Aww" Duo whined in his cockpit
"Fine with me" Cold said
"Ok then…Lets get it on! Time to Roll Battle, I always wanted to say that!" Krillin laughed floating up starting the fight
"All I have to say 'Mr. Im In Heat', is that Shinigami will not lose, Hildy-babe is counting on me" Duo said smiling
"Duly noted my worthy adversary" King Cold smiled
"Shall we dance?" Duo said getting Deathscythe in position
"Sure" Cold said disappearing cranking up the speed
"Ne? Were he go?" Duo said pulling up the heat sensor
"Ha!" He said swinging his scythe to the right
"Mm…close" King Cold said appearing right above it.
"Just getting started man!" Shinigami said shooting bullets out of his gundam's head. But King Cold was too quick he dodged the bullets and shot an energy beam at Deathscythe's head. The Gundam fell back receiving a lot of damage
"Jeez, he sure does pack a punch" Duo growled rubbing his head.
"Are you still alive little Earth Boy?" King Cold smiled as he sensed victory.
"Alive and still throwing insults" Duo laughed lunging forward, sending his guided scissor thingy. King Cold dodged it easily but that was just a distraction. Duo suddenly disappeared, and reappeared right in front of the purple monster slicing him in half.
"Ah! Defeated by a little Earth Boy!" King Cold cried dissolving
"My name is Shinigami, my friends call me Duo, and I am your worst nightmare!" Duo smirked as Krillin floated down naming him the winner of the battle
"YEA Duo!" Hildy cried doing a victory dance
"Calm down girl!" Piza said following her dance
"Yea Duo it's your birthday!" Bulma dancing along
"Hey Hildy isn't time for your battle?" Relena said interrupting the dancing
"Oh yea…" She blinked remembering
"Good luck," Lady Un said waving goodbye as Duo's wife went out to find her greatest enemy, Dorothy.
"Wait who's gonna interview me?" Hildy smiled peeking her head back in the announcers' room
"Oh yea…" Chi-Chi rolled her eyes
"Sit, Sit!" Relena said bouncing up and down pointing to the chair she sat at a second ago
"Ok" Hildy sat down rubbing her huge tummy
"Now, how are you going to battle with Duo's kid in your tummy?" Bulma pondered
"Easy, Duo's kid loves battles. When we watch boxing, it kicks." Said the Goddess of Death
"Kawaii!" Relena cried
"My turn, what's the battle? DDR, Metabots, Gundam?" Lady Un quietly said
"Mmmm…A Metabot roll battle so the baby doesn't get hurt" Hildy explained as Duo came walking in with a bunch of girls behind him.
Hildy gives them a deathglare
"Hehe…sorry girls time to go!" Duo said getting the hint gently pushing the girls out
"Aw…" All the girls whined
"Congratulations Duo!" Bulma and Relena said
"Yes, congrats Shinigami" Hildy smiled
"Thanks girls but Deathscythe helped" Duo pointed to the back of his Deathscythe shirt
"Time to go Hildy!" Piza said checking her watch
"Ok, bye Duo wish me luck!" Hildy hugged her boy
"Luck!" Duo laughed, as his girl ran off
~10 Min. Later~
Hildy and Dorothy step up on a little stage with their Metabots, Hildy with Metabee and Dorothy with Papercat.
"Your so gonna lose!" Dorothy smiled
"Whatever with Metabee on my side no one's gonna stop me!" Hildy smirked giving Metabee a high five
"Lets get Metaphysical!" He laughed giving a raspberry to
Papercat who gave him a deathglare.
Krillin floated down with his baby, Pan.
"Aww" Dorothy and Hildy cried
"She's daddy's Little Girl" Krillin said with a smile
"Now today's Robattle is officially a submission match!" Krillin started, then the real Metabots referee, Mr. Referee bumped Krillin and Pan away.
"That's my job!" He cleared his throat
"Today's Robattle is officially declared a submission match, Metabee vs. Papercat! Ready? Fight!" He cried
"Metabee, use your missiles!" Hildy cried into his watch
"Right Mom!" Metabee smirked running around Papercat
"Papercat! Dodge those missiles and tackle him in the legs!" Dorothy said calmly into her watch. Metabee shot his missiles and then following them, Papercat dodged two of them but got hit by the 3rd
"Damage left arm, ½ of the function ceased" The watch reported
"Darn" Dorothy murmured, Papercat quickly recovered herself lunging towards Metabee
"Swing Papercat!" Dorothy cried, Papercat swung towards Metabee striking the arm
"Damage; Left arm" Metabee's watch reported
"Shoot Metabee!" Hildy smirked
"Laser canon!" Metabee yelled shooting the legs of Papercat
"Damage; Both legs, ½ function ceased"
"Ha!" Metabee laughed
"Go Papercat!" Dorothy yelled kicking the dirt. Papercat dug its feet and charged tackling Metabee
"Legs Damaged; Function ceased" Metabee's watch said
"Grr" Hildy fumed
"Looks like I won!" The blonde evilly laughed
"Not yet" Hildy said though gritted teeth
"I not a Metaquitter!" Metabee cried shooting his missiles
"Huh?" Papercat cried dodging one and getting trashed by the rest
"Function ceased!" Dorothy's watch reported as the metal fell out
"WE BAD WE BAD!" Hildy and Metabee sang dancing around their rivals!
"I want rematch!" Dorothy cried angrily
"Can we Krilly-baby?" Hildy winked at Krillin
"Ah…Yea sure how about a DDR match?" He smiled
"Fine with me I hold the record at the mall!" Hildy smirked
"Ok that will be fine!" The blonde nodded
"That was fun!" Relena laughed
"Yes most interesting!" Lady Un commented
"Whatever!" Piza smiled, focusing on Dorothy and Quatre