Entry for "Guess the Name of the Reindeer" at "Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (Challenges and Assignments)"
Tom Riddle
I hope you enjoy it :D
Santa,
...or whatever your name is, I don't care. They say that you will demand of me to say if I was "naughty or nice" - I feel like this will be a inappropriate question to ask somebody like me. Accusing me of possibly being something like naughty is a insult to my evil mastermind.
And nice – I bet you will only ask me that once, old man.
Also, if this is a try to hear about my newest plans, it will not have success at all – I am too smart to fall for such a trick!
Well, as I have no choice... here are my wishes, but don't think I would need a questionable existence like yours to fulfil them!
- a new set of shabby chic robes that underline my evilness
- a new sleeping blanket for my dear Nagini – she is totally annoying because hers is itching and then she wants me to let her sleep in my bed
- the death of Harry Potter
- the reign over the whole world
Also I would love some chocolate, but only the dark one – and I mean the really dark one!
I will watch every step of yours, old man, and I will control if you give me the right presents – and not only because these pictures of you look suspiciously like that old Dumbledore in a red morning gown.
Lord Voldemort
Voldemort did put the quill down and shot a dark look at Nagini, growling:"I will never ever play Truth or Dare with you again!"