Anime Overdrive
Chapter 2
Warning: there will be breaking of the 4th wall
I own nothing
A few hours ago.
There was a huge party, people were celebrating, all except Haruhi who was pushing a trash cart. On a stage was a man, a woman, and a guy wearing a track suit with a blue cat head. The man approached a microphone and was handed a soda can by the woman, who he gave a playful slap on the butt, earning a giggle from her. "thank you for coming everyone, we're excited to announce Fizzco's new drink will be released in a few short weeks, but tonight it's all about you Sunset City, get ready to be the first people on the planet to drink Overcharge" he announced. The crowd went wild in a frenzy of energy drink drinking.
'what's so great about an energy drink' Haruhi thought, then a guy finished his can and tossed it at the cart, bouncing it off Her forehead and into the cart. He cheered at his act of douchebaggery, 'if I could control reality I would so will that guy out of existence' she thought bitterly. After being bumped into by people she made it to the dumpsters behind everything and lazily pushed the cart next to a dumpster. "God this job sucks, stupid politicians, not fixing the economy, four years of computer tech in college and the companies go bankrupt or move to China or India and now all I got is a shitty apartment and student loans, stupid China and India, stealing all the good jobs" she complained to herself. She brought out her smartphone and started playing candy crush.
Suddenly the guy who threw the can at her head stumbled into her, he sounded like he was trying to ask for help but couldn't get the words out. "Get off me" Haruhi grunted as she pushed him off, she looked at him and saw his body warp into some abomination and his clothes burn off- "why do his clothes burn off" she asked, video game logic, don't question it. He started to approach her, she saw a crowbar on the ground. She ran over and picked it up "back off man" she threatened, she looked behind the creature and saw more of them approaching. She realized that she couldn't fight them all so she vaulted over a nearby wall.
She got to a roof and saw the entire city going to hell, there was a series of explosions and the flames spelled out "apocalypse". she then saw a train pass by and hopped on. Cut to seventeen days later, Haruhi was now out of her work clothes and wearing something else (her school uniform), she opened the fridge to see she was running low on food and drinks. She then heard pounding on the door, suddenly the monsters started to push their way in. they broke in and prepared to maul her when a barrage of bullets mowed them down.
She looked behind her and saw the old man that helped her on horror night. He is Tomio Ookawa, master of badass grandpas, beards, and entrances. "Follow me kid" he ordered, Haruhi wasted no time doing so. Once they were outside Haruhi asked for her savior's identity "I'm Tomio Ookawa, the guy who just saved your ass" he said. "here take this" he said, handing her a crowbar, "what am I supposed to do with this" she asked, "bash the mutants crawling up the building" he said while climbing up on the roof of her apartment.
"Wait, what" Haruhi said, then she saw that mutants were climbing onto the roof. She started bashing them while Tomio watched "dammit, aren't you going to help me" Haruhi yelled. "Naw, I gotta see if you got what it takes, an unwritten rule of the apocalypse is you have to be able to take care of yourself" he said. She bashed a few more mutants, none were on the roof now. "Alright not bad, meet me in the basketball court across the street", Tomio ordered.
Haruhi jumped off the roof and landed on the street- "if your wondering how I'm able to do this it's because I'm awesome", don't interrupt, "whatever". Anyway, Haruhi proceeded to the court. She found a fizzco crate and a dead body. Tomio stood on an incline next to the court "your not the first person I tried to recruit kid, the others were more trouble than they were worth". "I'm guessing that dead guy was one of them" Haruhi replied.
"now smash open that crate" Tomio instructed. Haruhi did so and inside was a gun with records for ammo, "a friend of mine made that, calls it the high fidelity for some reason" Tomio said. "Now I'm gonna throw down a barrel of overcharge to attract the OD", "OD?" "Overcharge Drinkers" Tomio clarified. He then picked up a barrel of overcharge and threw it onto the court, breaking it open and spilling the hazardous drink.
Haruhi heard the OD approaching "now be sure to grind and bounce, the most important thing to do when fighting these freaks is to keep moving, if you stay in one place for too long they'll swarm ya" Tomio explained. Haruhi jumped onto the fence just as the OD arrived and unleashed a barrage of razor sharp records at them, some jumped the fence to intercept her but she hit them with her crowbar. She then jumped off the fence and bounced off random objects launching more records at the OD. Soon all approaching OD were dead "alright not bad kid, good to know you can handle yourself, now follow me back to my base, there are some people I want you to meet" Tomio said. Haruhi exited the court and followed Tomio to base.
AN: sorry for the wait everyone, as you seen I've been working on other stories, anyway hope you enjoyed, also try to guess who is filling in for Two-hat Jack and Floyd, leave a review but leave a flame and I'll spike your drinking water with overcharge.