Okami- Yup. I got one review and so I'm going to continue. Like I said, I might squeeze in some humor...

Disclaimer- however much I wish, I don't own either.

In England...

Peter was scared. Not the usual "The dark lord is looking at me like he wants to tear out my heart" scared. It was a slight fear one gets when they're about to do something that hasn't been done before and might have disastrous results.

The lord had been trying to find a way to get himself more power. He wasn't happy about losing to Harry Potter for the fifth time (the third book didn't have them facing each other. And this takes place in the 6th book. So Harry's faced Voldemort only five times.)

He had sent his death eaters out to find some old magic that might help. One of them, that Malfoy had found what, seemed to be an old incantation to summon something.

He hadn't liked the idea. Who knows what would happen. What if they summoned a monster that would devour their souls? Peter shook his head. 'I have been getting paranoid...'

The place that the lord chose for the summoning was a clearing in the middle of a deep forest. They had to be careful now that the wizarding world knew the lord of evil was back.

Everyone was here. At least those who were not either dead, mad, to cowardly to show or betrayed to the other side.

It was the ring again. They stood in a circle. Lucious Malfoy was in the center reciting.

"⃟ ⃟⃟ ⃟⃟•"

(Note- I'm not giving the translation for that. Because it was lame and I don't want you people to know how lame it was and because I'm evil.)

Somewhere else...

Huh? Where am I? I don't remember anything...wait...there was a car...where am I? What happened...did I die...?

The thought somehow made him feel slightly better.

But where's Yami? Why isn't he here? Why am I just floating around...hey...is that...chanting?

The darkness around Yugi swirled and formed a portal.

What the heck is going on?

Yugi found himself sucked into the portal.

WHOA!!

Peter or better known as Wormtail was watching the portal that had suddenly opened in the middle of the clearing.

Everyone had expected some giant creature. After all, they were bringing forth the master of shadows, the embodiment of darkness and the controller of chaos.

So when the portal exploded and a little figure fell out, everyone was wondering if they've did something wrong.

Lucius Malfoy went a bit closer to the figure that was now lying on the ground. It was dark and soon a few "lumos" had been called out.

Everyone gathered around now. They saw it was a little boy. He wore dark leather clothing with a lot of metal buckles. He even had a collar strapped around his neck.

His hair was tri-colored. And his skin pale. His eyes were closed tightly and he had a pained expression as one would have during a nightmare.

But even all those were not the strangest things.

He had wings! Blacked and feathered. But the black wasn't that dark. Kinda a dark grey color. Giving the impression that they had became black when it started as another color (gee I wonder what.)

He was also small and frail looking. There was no way this could be the "monster" that they'd summoned.

Finally the big cheese himself, Voldemort went up to the little boy who looked around early teens and kicked him.

Yugi yelped as something hard made contact with his ribs. He hissed in pain and flared his wings to protect him...wings?!

Indeed. Yugi found that he now had wings. And also a tail that was currently trapped underneath him.

He closed his wings tightly around himself. "S-s-stop it..." he moaned.

There were startled gasps. Apparently they hadn't expected him to speak. One of them sneered.

"This thing is useless! It's begging us to leave it alone after only a tiny kick!"

Yugi winced. He was not useless. He had dueled Bakura while Yami was trapped in his memories and won (this is a spoiler for the manga you know?) he had helped Yami get his memories back in the first place.

He'd won the Duelist kingdom tournament, beat Kaiba numerous times, won Battle City and saved the world from a raving maniac. He was not useless.

Wormtail gasped. "M-m-m-my lord! Look!" he pointed at the young boy who was suddenly glowing a reddish and black color. And was it just his imagination or did the black turn into a pure white light of innocence that disappeared before he could make it out.

"I AM NOT USELESS!!!"

Yugi floated in the air. His eyes were glowing red and the shadows were licking in and out around him.

Yugi no longer feared the shadows. He had inherited his Yami's power after Yami had left. And he'd also felt his light power get stronger. But light was buried within the darkness when Yugi's grief had set in.

And now, he released the shadows. They soared across the air and ground and attacked the robed men.

Wormtail saw one of the shadows plunge itself into death eater and the said death eater screamed out in pain, agony and fear. Some of the others decided to run now.

But they saw that the forest and clearing were gone. There was endless darkness all around. A couple screamed (very feminine like) and ran around in circles (till they got a shadow on them too).

Others (who actually had half a brain) took out their wands and shouted out every hex and jinx they knew along with a few unforgivables.

All the spells evaporated as soon as it touched the boy. Finally Voldemort startled everyone there with the spell "Expecto Patronum"

But to his disappointment, the shadows didn't leave. Instead they were cast into light and he could see what they really were.

Monsters. All different kinds. Some of them resembled people though. There was a huge yellow dragon circling the air above Malfoy he was shooting spells at it that would evaporate the second they'd touched it.

Looking in front of him, Voldemort saw an elf in green armor was running at him with a sword. Thinking fast, he turned his wand into a sword too and caught the blow.

'So that's how it is...'

He broke apart and drove his sword at the elf's heart. His sword was blocked and the elf grinned evilly at him. Voldemort knew he wasn't a match for this elf who was obviously skilled at what he does.

Come to think of it...all these creatures looked like they came out of a child's dream...or nightmare.

He smirked. Yes...the creature they summoned was not useless...he walked up to the boy who wasn't glowing red and black anymore.

Yugi watch the master of all these baka temes walk towards him. He had used up most of his energy in anger so he couldn't float anymore. But if that man who looked like he should be a duel monster card tried anything...he won't be sane enough to tell about it.

The thought made Yugi happy. Although he didn't know why. The man, Voldemort his name...was now looking down at Yugi with a smile on his creepy ugly face.

Yugi glared up at him. A while passed. The only sounds were the screeching of Yugi's monsters and the girly shrieks that the Death Eaters made. Finally Voldemort spoke.

"Well...I certainly see that you are not useless...thanks for you demonstration. But will you call off your...creatures..."

Yugi sent a mental message to his loyal beast that they did well and deserve to rest now (does that sound like pokemon?)

The Death Eaters that were left were so glad when the monsters vanished and the forest came back to being the scenery around them.

The ones that had been attacked by the shadows on the other hand, just looked up with horrified wide eyes and muttered things like "N-no! I hungry...not...eat..." and some even more strange things.

Voldemort looked at them in their condition. Then looked over at Yugi who now resembled a little child with wings and a tail looking innocently up at him...hold a sec! The kid had a tail too!! Indeed. It was the same color as his wings except that it was mottled with white here and there. It looked soft and furry. At the moment it was twitching and letting Voldemort know that the kid was slightly anxious.

Yugi was starting to get worried. Where in duat is he? Who were these people who deserved to spend eternity in the shadow realm? And why did he have a tail and wings (besides my enjoyment.)

"Where am I?" he asked at last. The Voldemort person looked at him. "You are on Earth." Yugi sighed at the answer. "I know we're on EARTH! BUT WHERE ARE WE???"

"..." V

"Are you going to tell me or what?" Y

"We are in England...Brittan and are currently in the middle of a forest clearing." V

"We're in England!!!" Y

'Just great' Yugi thought 'I'm stuck in the middle of some forest in England!'

Okami- I'm stopping it here to torture you poor readers some more. And because I don't know what to do with this story. As I have said, I did add some humor...and yes. Yugi will swear in this. Please review and tell me where I should go with this story. Thanks.