"Sam! Castiel! Don't you see!? God's trying to stop us from giving him a blow j-" Suddenly by magic, Lucifer appeared! He always comes when there's car sex. "YOU! GIVE ME BACK MY MAJESTY IN A PURPLE CAP!"
The bees, working as one, vibrated Castiel right out of his clothes and vibrated all over him, and then they presented their leader; the great electric butt plug! The bees jammed the butt plug up Castiel's behind and turned it on, and the pleasure of being covered in vibrating bees and having an electric butt plug in was so much that Castiel could barely hold back his angelic holy orgasm!
While this was happening, Dean's impala shot dog food all over Sam's body. This is how cars ejaculate you see. Sam just stood there looking super shocked as he was covered from head to toe in greasy stinky dog food.
"Cas?! Where are you?!" Sam could not SEE because the dog food was all in his eyes, getting him pregnant with Dean's car's ass car-human children. Poor Cas was on the ground totally covered in the swarm of bees, some of them were going up places bees should never be. Meanwhile Crowley ran into Sam and his METAL STRAP DONG somehow got up Sam's ass. Don't ask me how that works.
"Sam! What are you doing covered in shit!?"
"It's not shit Crowley, it's dog food! Why do you have a metal dildo massager up my ass!?"
It wasn't really a massager, it was just covered in bees.
They both stumbled around and soon tripped over Cas, only for Crowley to get attacked by the horny, angry insects! Sam just pulled Castiel off the ground, took out the butt plug, and plugged his mouth with it so he wouldn't be able to unleash the orgasm.
After the angelic orgasm was held back, Sam pulled out the butt plug and went to jam it back in, only to see several bees had made honeycombs down there! Wordlessly, Sam took the butt plug and shoved it up Crowley's behind as he was being attacked by bees.
Sam scooped Crowley up and ran with Castiel to get away from all the FREAKING BEES, when suddenly Hael appeared!