TOTAL DRAMA DISNEY
Sora and pals won't have much of a part on this fict. After all the main characters are the bad guys. Sorry I'm no good had giving people's accents like Donald's quacking voice.
Chapter 2
Wonderland had many rules, all centered on the Queen that ruled said domain. But one of those rules stood above all the others: never cross the Queen.
The Queen of Hearts was a character with attitude. She could be friendly but should you ever mess with her, she would strike back with force. And if you really messed things up with her, you would certainly lose your head.
It was with these thoughts in mind that Harold, Vizier of Agrabah, walked through the castle into the Queen's throne room. The place was guarded by cards and the throne was obviously concealed behind some extensive red curtains. Just after Harold crossed the door, a white rabbit came running into the room, mumbling the word:
"I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!" – the rabbit took out a trumpet from God knows where and played it, making an announcement. – "Presenting her grace, her royal highness, the great Leshawna, Queen of Hearts!"
The curtains were pulled back and sitting on a throne was a dark-skinned girl in a red and black dress and a small crown sitting on her head. Her hand held a thin royal scepter with a heart on the tip.
"What's up, y'all?" – the Queen used her introduction catchphrase. – "Leshawna's in the house!"
"Queen Leshawna." – Harold bowed before the sovereign.
"Harold, sugar baby, drop the formalities." – Leshawna smiled. The Queen and the vizier had a relationship going for some time. Harold, Courtney and Noah had friends and associates on other worlds besides their own.
"Hey Leshawna, how's it going?"
"Not so good. You just need to look out of that window to see it." – Leshawna said in an uncharacteristic solemn mood. Out of the window, Harold could see the land of Wonderland. Except that there were several chunks of the landscape missing. As if a giant spoon had taken away pieces of the world. Harold felt a pang of guilt by looking at it.
This had started when the Heartless arrived at Wonderland. People and lands were disappearing completely, devoured by the darkness. However, nobody on Wonderland, including the Queen of Hearts, knew the identity of the one responsible.
"Fear not, my Queen!" – Harold said in a poor attempt of a gallant voice. – "For, after much endeavor, I have found the culprit of this terror!"
"For real?" – the Queen of Hearts was amazed.
"Yes, I have evidence that the culprit is this girl." – Harold projected a holographic image of a young, blond girl in a blue and white dress.
"That girl?" – Leshawna quirked an eyebrow in disbelief. – "No way. I doubt she could even harm a fly."
"Which is why I brought two pieces of evidence with me." – Harold waved his staff and two pink boxes appeared between him and the Queen.
Later, in Lotus Forest
In the forest, Harold made sure no one was eavesdropping on him. The vizier waved his staff and several dozens of orbs of darkness materialized in mid-air. From each orb, a Heartless was created. Most of them were Shadows and Soldiers and a handful of Red Nocturnes.
"Go and when the wielder of the Keyblade shows up, do your thing." – Harold ordered and the Heartless went away into the depths of the forest.
"You're getting to dependent on those Heartless, you know." – a voice void of emotion said behind Harold.
"What are you doing here, Noah? This is my show." – Harold snapped. – "Go back to your cathedral and your hunchback son."
"No need to get snappy with me, Mr. Sunshine." – the purple robed figure said while reading a page of his Bible. – "I just came here to check things up, since I have nothing better to do, right now."
Noah and Courtney had already captured the Princesses of Heart from their corresponding worlds, so they were free to sprout countless Heartless to their own worlds to search for the Keyholes.
"I have to admit." – Noah said after a while, finally taking his eyes of the Bible. – "Miss Basket Case actually had a good, non-crazy idea, for a change."
He meant of course Izzy (or perhaps her crazier alter-ego Explosivo). During their last meeting, the dark witch had come up with a plan to stall the boy called Sora.
FLASHBAG:
"What about the Keyblade wielder and his pals?" – Trent pulled the matter. – "We should deal with them now before they cause real trouble."
"Hey, Hookie!" – Izzy said, using Trent's nickname that he hated so much. – "You just gave me an idea."
"Oh joy." – Noah thought.
"Oh, it's not my idea." – Izzy showed her trademark smile. – "It's Explosivo's plan! Bwa-ha-ha-haaaa! BOOM-BOOM!"
The other members looked at each other with wary eyes. Izzy said before anyone could interrupt her.
"Many of us still have to find the princesses and the keyholes, but Harold, Noah and Courtney have contacts on other worlds. Worlds where there are no princesses of heart. While we stall him on those worlds, we can complete our collection." – Izzy suggested with an uncharacteristic serenity and ingenuity. The rest of the villains just stared for a minute.
"Wow, that's actually a good, not-crazy idea." – Duncan admitted, impressed. – "Maybe that tornado you call 'brain' is finally spinning in the right way, Little Miss Crazy."
END OF FLASHBACK.
"I never thought you were to work extra hours." – Noah commented. – "You're after two princesses on two different worlds. Why didn't you just ask the Queen to get the girl without lying to her?"
Harold felt regretful at hearing that; he had lied to the girl he liked. Harold told Leshawna that Alice was the one responsible for the gradual disappearance of Wonderland.
In the beginning, Harold had asked Leshawna to join their quest to open the door. The Queen of Hearts refused and Harold dropped the matter. Later, it turned out Alice was a Princess of Heart. Because Wonderland wasn't Harold's world, he couldn't simply send his Heartless to kidnap the girl. So he had someone from that world to do the job for him and that was where Leshawna came along.
Reluctantly, Harold sent a few Stealth Soldiers to destroy areas of Wonderland and then make a run for it before anyone saw them. Next, he pinned the blame on Alice by giving Leshawna phony evidence to frame the princess.
"Because…I don't to involve sweet Leshawna in this. After I have Alice, I will order the Heartless to stop their rampages and leave this world for good."
"Fine by me. Like you said, it's your show." – Noah shrugged. – "Though I wouldn't want to be in your shoes if the Queen of Knuckle Sandwich finds out you plotted all of this."
With that, Noah disappeared leaving the dark wizard alone.
Two hours later, in the Queen's Courtyard…
Sora, Donald and Goofy had collected four pieces of evidence, each within a pink box. Alice was now in a cage on the ground.
"About time you returned." - Queen Leshawna said dryly, her head resting on the palm of her hand. – "Have you found any evidence to prove the girl's innocence?"
After Harold showed the Queen his evidence, Leshawna sent her card soldiers to capture Alice. The girl was brought to a trial. However, the boy and his two anthropomorphic companions showed up and interrupted the trial.
Leshawna wanted to wrap this up, but since she was a patient sovereign, she allowed the three to look for evidence proving the culprit's innocence.
The Queen of Hearts had to admit herself, the girl appeared to be harmless, but Harold's proofs were substantial. Plus, they say you shouldn't judge a book by its cover.
"Yes, majesty." – the boy, Sora, replied. – "We have four boxes with our proofs."
"Well, let's see these evidences of yours and compared them to mine." – Leshawna ordered two of her guard to display the six boxes in the middle of the courtyard.
Unbeknownst to anyone in the courtyard, the whole scene was been watched by Harold, hiding from everyone's sight with his magic. He took a dark orb the size of a marble. The orb was actually a unique type of Heartless he had requested for this mission.
"Forgive me, my sweet Leshawna!" – Harold whispered melodramatically. He threw the orb into the middle of the courtyard and darkness burst in the air.
"Gawrsh, what's happening?"
"Isn't it obvious?" – Donald quacked. – "It's a Heartless!"
This Heartless was tall, taller even than the Guard Armor. This one was red and black, like the Queen of Hearts' outfit. Four slender, long legs attached to a small torso. The shoulders were pointy and had two long, thin, unfolding paper-like arms. The head appeared to be a pile of cylindrical heads. On its hand, the Heartless had two batons to use as weapons.
The Trickmaster began wreaking havoc, swiping at everything and everyone with the batons.
"I knew it!" – Queen Leshawna pointed an accusatorily finger at Alice. – "You were the one behind all of this! And now you called your buddy to save your skin!"
"No! I have done nothing!" – Alice pleaded within her cage.
"Save it! I'll deal with you later." – the Queen of Hearts snarled and turned to the Trickmaster. – "Go boys, let him have it!"
Leshawna's soldier cards threw themselves at the Trickmaster but the towering Heartless swatted them away with ease. Sora and Co did a better job avoiding the blows and striking back.
Harold casted on himself an invisibility spell, sneaked into Alice's cage and opened it.
"Who's there?" – Alice asked into what she thought was thin air.
"Nighty night." – Harold, still invisible, knocked the princess out with his staff and made her disappear. Right now, Alice was been transported into Hollow Bastion.
Out of the corner of his eye, Harold saw Trickmaster about to shoot a fireball at Leshawna. Before he could think of anything else, Harold threw himself against the Queen.
"I'll save you, my Queen!" – Harold pushed Leshawna out of arms way. He quickly undid the spell that made him invisible so Leshawna could see him.
"Wow, that was cutting it real close. Thanks, sugar."
"You're welcome." – Harold responded.
The Queen of Hearts looked back at the fight. So far, the three heroes were holding their own. She then threw a look at the cage and saw Alice was gone. Leshawna cursed under her breath.
"You were right, Harold. That blondy was guilty as charged! She tipped off this party crasher to distract us while she broke outta jail!"
Harold said nothing. He merely looked down as Leshawna continued talking.
"Should have trusted you from the beginning, baby." – Leshawna gave Harold a warm smile. – "I should have known I can always trust you."
Harold's hands were shaking now. He fell on his knees and cried out, grabbing Leshawna by her legs.
"Oh, I'm sorry, Leshawna. It's all my fault!" – he broke down. – "I caused all of this."
"What?" – she gasped. The two were now completely oblivious to the fight going several meters away from them.
"Izzy found out Alice was a Princess of Heart. But you had already declined joining our quest. I couldn't just come here and look for the princess; I'm an outsider and can't interfere directly. You were the only one that could get Alice."
Harold made a break in which he sobbed before continuing.
"So I sent Heartless to swallow pieces of Wonderland and disappeared before anyone could see them. The evidences I gave you are fake."
"You did all of this just to catch the girl?" – Leshawna asked silently.
"You are a gentle and kind villain. You wouldn't just send your guards to capture an innocent princess so I had to blame her of something." – Harold whined. – "I sent the Trickmaster to distract everyone so I could send Alice to Izzy. I'm sorry I used! Please forgive me!"
"Harold, get up." – Leshawna said, with no aggravation. When Harold stood back on his two feet, Leshawna slapped him hard in the face.
"That was for not trusting me." – she said coldly. Then her expression turned into one of grief and hurt. – "If you just wanted to hand the girl to Izzy, you could have just asked me. I didn't have to pull any of this off or to trick me. You disappointed me."
"But…you are such a benevolent and merciful queen. I figured you…"
"Benevolent? Ah!" – Leshawna gave a faint chuckle. – "You see me too much as a good girl. If I were a 'good queen' you think I would threaten anyone by cutting off their heads? I'm not a dictator, but I'm no saint."
"What hurts me more is not that you let these Heartless loose on my territory. It's that you didn't trust me and showed you didn't know me well enough."
Leshawna turned around, facing the fight with a distant look. As if she was trying to see beyond it.
"I'm sorry Harold, but you prove we're not meant to be. Maybe it's best if we break up."
Harold's jaw hung open for a few seconds. He didn't want this, but he knew Leshawna was right. He had let her down; for not trusting her and not knowing her.
The vizier sighed and prepared a transportation spell to Hollow Bastion. There was no reason for him to continue there; soon enough, the Trickmaster would fall anyway.
"Good bye, Leshawna."
"Good bye, Harold."
After he vanished into a cloud of darkness, Leshawna looked straight into the Trickmaster.
"Now, time to throw away the trash!" – the Queen of Hearts leaped in a fury high into the air, against the Heartless. She delivered a mighty punch into the Trickmaster's chest, making it fall onto its back. The Heartless unleashed its heart and disappeared.
The three heroes looked astonished at that. They were finally managing to make the Trickmaster weaken, but the Queen defeated it with one blow.
"She destroyed that Heartless with a single punch." – Goofy exclaimed.
"That was amazing!" – Donald was open-mouthed.
Sora walked towards Leshawna, complimenting her on her victory.
"That was great! You did it."
"Yeah, I know, short-stuff." – she glanced hardly at the three. – "But I also lost the culprit. So guess who'll pay the sentence for her."
Before Sora could reply, Leshawna shouted:
"Guards! Off with their heads!"
Next thing they knew, Sora, Donald and Goofy were making a run for it.
At the same time, in Hollow Bastion…
This time, only Izzy, Noah and Harold were in the Castle Chapel. The two latest watched as two Soldiers dragged Alice into the Grand Hall where the princesses were kept. Harold, however, was looking absently into the darkness.
"Good job; you actually brought the princess here and didn't get your butt kicked." – Noah complimented, though it wasn't certain if he was sincere or not.
"Whatever. I'm going back to Agrabah." – Harold turned around and left.
When he was Castle Gates, he spotted a Heartless circling the area. It was a Red Nocturne, except this one had a black hat. The Heartless paused when it saw the vizier watching him and approached him. Now that he could see it up close, this thing was kind of cute.
"Hey there, little guy." – Harold pocked the Heartless carefully. The Red Nocturne rested on Harold's shoulder. – "You know, you'rered and dark, perfectly rounded, have beautiful eyes and a hard shell, just like Leshawna."
"You know what, from now on, you are Leshawna Jr."
With that, Harold departed to Agrabah with his new pet.
Done! Hope it wasn't too sappy. I tried to keep Leshawna into her character. I know she's a good girl, but in Total Drama Action, she did trick her own team into giving her the reward and then dissed them all. Notice that Leshawna, as Queen, said she threatens to cut off people's head, not that she actually does that…much. Also, she admitted she would hand over an innocent girl to an evil bunch.
All in all, Leshawna acted just a little like the real Queen of Hearts, but her personality didn't had a major change. I promise I'll keep the contestants personalities not changed one bit. Leshawna only managed to wipe out Trickmaster like that because she was really angry and Sora had already wore it off a little.