My Immortal Doug
Chapter 2
"He's still alive!"
Doug awoke in his bed.
It was morning.
He was confused.
He was certain he had killed himself last night.
He looked at his dick, and noticed that it was perfectly white and healthy.
"Maybe it was just a weird dream." He thought.
But then he noticed the sniper rifle, and the blood.
They both sat right where he had tried to end it all.
He realized it wasn't a dream.
He was given a second chance!
He was ecstatic!
But then, he also realized that he still didn't have anything.
His pants, his watch, his weed, his fedora…still all gone.
He was sad again.
So he grabbed the sniper rifle and shot himself in the head again.
RIP