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Disclaimer:
Roses are red, violets are blue
I do not own the 39 Clues
Though I would have liked to
As much as Evan is screwed
And Amian rules
So yeah, and help me wipe up Evan's drool.
Uh, no need. He's already dead.
A/N: This is a bonus chapter written because I was feeling happy about the reviews I've received so far. It's about Evan, and he's just being…. Well, Eva. Irritating, annoying, yeah. I wrote this, also because I want all Evamy (BASHING) haters can read this and laugh at him mercilessly without feeling bad. Hope you enjoy. Toodles!
Armani guy had a thing for Amy. He was sure of it. Armani Guy had come in talk to Dan and Amy had LOOKED at him when he arrived. Amy had a thing for Armani Guy too! What if she picked Armani Guy over himself? Oh the horrors!
Amy looked at Evan quizzically. "Evan, dear, are you feeling all right?" (A/N: You Do Not Know How Much It Pains Me To Write This)
"Uh, fine. I was just admiring the…view. Yeah. I was admiring the view. With the hairy unicorns and the fluffy beasts. And the green clouds. And the white sky."
Amy looked suspicious. "If you say so."
Amy glanced into the house, where Armani Guy was talking to Dan. Evan was angry. Amy was HIS girlfriend! (Not for long!) And she was LOOKING at Armani Guy.Enraged, he shouted "You have a thing for him don't you?"
"Thing? What thing?" Amy asked, surprised.
"You like him! The Armani Suit guy!"
"Oh, you mean Ian? I don't like Ian. You're my boyfriend!"
"But, but Evan! I really do not…"
"FINE! IM GOING INTO THE HOUSE AND HE CAN PROVE IT!"
"Evan, please, don't do this, Evan..."
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Report done by: (DC) Dan Cahill, Supreme Ninja Master of the Earth (SNME)
Time: Late Afternoon, 3.15 pm-3.30pm
Involved: (DC) Dan Cahill, SNME
(AC) Amy Cahill, sister (to SNME)
(IK) Ian Kabra, VERY VERY VERY DISTANT cousin (to SNME)
(ET) Evan Tolliver, no affiliation (to SNME)
Incident:
ET came into house and told IK You Have A Thing For Her
IK said Thing What Thing
ET said You Like Amy
AC tried to stop ET by pulling him out of house
ET shook away AC and said I Want To Get to the Bottom Of This
IK said Are You For Real Cause I Think You Are Kidding
ET said Im For Real Armani Guy
IK said Armani Guy Has A Name Its Called Ian
ET said Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
IK said No But You Look Bloody Stupid To Me
AC said Ian Please Stop The Use Of Expletives Dan Is Here Evan Same Goes For You Dan Please Stop Writing This Down In Your Diary Its Very Humiliating
DC said You Don't Say
IK said You Think This Is Not Embarrassing For Me Well Think Again Love
ET told IK What The Hell Only I Can Call Her Love You Bastard
IK said Well Think Again
AC said Evan Expletives Are Unacceptable Stop This Childish Behavior Right Now Or I Will Break Up With You When We Go Outside
ET said Armani Guy Do You Or Do You Not Have A Thing For Amy
AC kicks ET where Apollo does'nt shine and ET is dragged out of the house by AC
IK asks DC Does He Even Know My Name
DC said Im Pretty Sure He Doesn't
ET screams from outside the house Right Back Atcha Buddy
AC kicks ET out of the house
DC applauds
A/N: Thanks to all my reviewers! This chapter id dedicated to TXN JUST BECAUSE
BAHAHAHAHA: Dah-lingggg, thank you SOOOO MUCH for dat Lurvely review you gave me. It is grately Appreciated!
Anonymous Mouse : Editions have been made. If they are not shown, it's because of FFN not liking my computer very much. Did you know John means "toilet"?
Dream. Love. Smile. : I Hate Evan Too! Don't we all? I liked writing the Ian/Tutor Part best, actually :D It will DEFINITELY keep coming.
WatermelonWafflesBISCUITS: Thanks! Cahills are ALL insane (including me) but I don't SUFFER from insanity, I ENJOY every moment of it!
JesseCPK: The review was awesome. I nearly started screaming because it was so LONG ;D and, Im seriously considering your suggestion. Also, Im not too sure about the normal chapter length, but if I read a story with chapters which are too long I may give up. However, I do get that this is rather short, and I'll make the NEXT chapter longer to make up for it (this is a bonus remember?)
Addictedtoreading9: Hmm, he touches it / accidentally spills it somewhere, or does something equally dumb and Evan-like.
RoselleAutumnSunrise: Of COURSE I know your name! But thanks for bothering to review! And, yes, Evan is JUST THAT DUMB AND IDIOTIC. Everybody knows that.
I am drafting out the next chapter, so I'll try to post it by…. Coming Wednesday. Depending on my mood. If you hated this chapter, Im sorry but it was meant to be a diary entry so it was written Dan-like.
Love, Wicked.