Know Your Stars Hannah Montana Version
Announcer- Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars
Hannah- This seems familiar…
Announcer- Of course it is. You've done this before
Hannah- I have?
Announcer- Yes, but you were being Miley Stewart
Hannah- Umm… I don't know a Miley Stewart
Announcer- Yes you do. That's your other side of you
Hannah- No it ain't. You're a liar
Announcer- Then explain the songs you sing having to do with the other side of you
Hannah- Because…uhh…before I was famous, I was a regular person living a regular life
Announcer- You still are. You're a 13 year old girl going to school
Hannah- LIES! Don't believe him, folks!
Announcer- You know I'm not lying. I never lie
Hannah- Yes you do. You are right now. Where do you get these lies anyways?
Announcer- I already told you, Miley. The writer makes me say them, but every now and again, I add some of my own facts
Hannah- One: You have never told me. Two: My name is not Miley. It's Hannah. Three: The writer sucks and should go rot in
Announcer- Don't even finish that sentence
Hannah- Why?
Announcer- Because…we have to keep this conversation pg rated
Hannah- Why?
Announcer- Could send the wrong message to children
Hannah- Whatever. I'm leaving –stomps off somewhere-
Announcer- Hey, wait! Come back! I never got to do the know your stars thingy! People still don't know you.
Hannah- -silence-
Announcer- Umm…I'll be back in the next chapter with Hannah so please wait and come back soon. And hey since you're reading this already, might as well review