Kaito sighed. His Tantie-kun wasn't paying attention to him, instead he reading Sherlock Holmes, completely ignorant of the world around him.

How is Sherlock Holmes better than me? Kaito sighed again, and then his face lit up.

"Shin-chan?" Kaito timidly asked. Shinichi glanced at him to show that he was listing. "What are you reading?"

"Sherlock Holmes." Shinichi mumbled, flipping the page.

"Why?"

"B-because I can…" Shinichi looked at Kaito, blinked, and then looked back down at the book. Kaito frowned, and then glanced around the room, his eyes landing on the lamp on the side table.

"What are lampshades's made of?"

"I don't know."

"Why were lampshades invented?"

"I don't know." Shinichi flipped the page again.

"What are candles made of?" Shinichi looked up at Kaito, an expression of 'What-the-hell?' on his face.

"…wax…"

"Why were candles invented?" Kaito put his hands behind his head, and leaned back into the couch.

"So people can see in the dark."

"Why do people want to see in the dark?" Shinichi looked up again.

"So they don't run into anything."

"Why would they run into anything?" Kaito asked an innocent look on his face.

"Because they can't see." Shinichi's eye twitched as he replied.

"Why can't they see?" Shinichi ignored the magician and went back to his book, and Kaito pouted.

"Shin-chan…" Kaito started poking the detective's little cowlick. "Shin-chan, Shin-chan…Shin-chan~"

"Whaaat?" Shinichi looked at Kaito, who was still poking his cowlick.

"Is this an antenna to contact your home planet?" He asked, examining it like an unopened Christmas present. Shinichi batted his hand away.

"No."

"OH! Does it lead you to all the dead people, so you can solve the case and let them rest in peace?"

"No."

"Where do babies come from?" Shinichi let his book fall to the floor as he grabbed both of Kaito's wrists, pushed his hands down, and kissed him. After a few minutes of heated tongue battle, Shinichi pulled away, panting ever so slightly.

"Is that what you wanted?"

"Not quite." Kaito then pinned the detective to the other side of the couch, grinning.

A/N:

I'll leave the rest up to your imagination. Anyway, I was doing something similar to my sister, just for the fact that I wanted on the computer…but I left because I got this idea.

Kaito: You sure get the strangest ideas.

Shinichi: Tsk, don't tell me you wouldn't do the same exact thing.

Kaito: Heh…^^;

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