1Intermission: I DO NOT OWN CHARACTERS FROM YU-GI-OH, SONIC THE

HEDGEHOG OR TEEN TITANS!

(Intermission: people are getting up to go gets snacks...)
(Joey, Tristan and Yugi of 'Yu-Gi-Oh' are in the audience)

Joey: I'm gonna go get some snacks, guys.

(Joey bumps into Cyborg of 'Teen Titans')

Cyborg: Hold on you three. Let me see your tickets.

Tristan: Okay. (the three boys give up the tickets. Cyborg examines them)

Cyborg: Hmm....

Yugi: Sir, is there a problem?

Cyborg: Oh there's a problem alright, these tickets are fake!

Tristan: What do you mean they're fake?

Cyborg: Fake, as in phony, not real, faux pas, as in section RR does not exist! (showing the tickets to them)

Joey: How's dat possible? Da scalpa' I brought those from charged me 25 cents for those!

Yugi: What? You brought tickets from a scalpor?

Cyborg: Yes he did and you guys have got to leave.

Joey: Well, what if we were to tell ya dat we ain't leavin', as in we're stayin' put, as in go eat wood screws Tin man! Whadd'ya say to dat?

Tristan and Yugi(shocked and wide eyed): JOEY!!!

Cyborg: Here's what I say to that.

(The three teenagers are thrown out of the theater and land on the ground)

Yugi: Joey, I can't believe you brought us fake tickets!

Tristan: And for 25 cents too!
Joey: Hey, the guys told me they had a RR section there...wait a minute. Where da heck is Kaiba? He got a ticket from the same guy and he got in before we did.
(We now see a screaming Seto Kaiba fly out of the theater and land a couple feet ahead of Joey, Tristan and Yugi.)

Cyborg(shouting): And stay out, moneybags!!

(The three boys laugh at Kaiba)

Kaiba: Why are you three laughing? You were thrown out first.

Joey: Well we weren't told not ta come back, moneybags. (laughs. Kaiba scowls)

(backstage)

Ghettogurl:...they what?...ok. (to everyone else) Attention, actors. Apparently, somebody is trying to cheapen the credibility of this show by selling tickets for 25 cents!

Crash: What? 25 cents? What show did they think we're playing in here, Sonic the Hedgehog?

(Sonic characters stand up)

Sonic characters: HEY!!

Sonic: We don't insult your crappy games!

Crash: What, crappy?! You want to take this outside, you siamese twin of Urkel?!

(Crash and Sonic are about to fight)

Ghettogurl: Ok, fellas take your corners! Crash you have to go back on stage and Sonic you need to sit down, before we throw you out.

(the two heros part ways)

Ghettogurl: Now time for Act 2.