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It was the night of the full moon and the remaining three Marauders were following Remus and the teacher out into the courtyard, hidden under Jame's invisibility cloak.
"Ouch! Cut it out Sirius!" hissed Jame's as Sirius stepped on the heel of his shoe again.
Sirius snickered, and did it again.
Jame's kicked him.
Wormtail was making these weird little squeaking noises and clicking his teeth together.
"Er, Wormy? What the hell are you doing?" asked Sirius.
"I'm practising being a mouse!" Wormtail replied confidently. Unfortunately, he spoke too loud and the teacher escorting Remus whipped around.
"Who goes there?!" she said.
"Your face!" replied Sirius, and James quickly slapped his hand over his mouth.
Remus twitched and started frothing at the mouth, so the teacher decided to pick up the pace and get him to the Whomping Willow.
"Sirius! Could you act like your name for at least one second?!" hissed James.
Sirius shrugged and started humming spy music.
They waited outside as the teacher and Remus disappeared into the Whomping Willow, and as the teacher returned a minute later. When she had re-entered the castle, James made a bird sound with his mouth and the three companions quickly transformed into their animal forms.
Remus returned in his werewolf form. After looking around for a bit, he finally spotted his friends over by the Forbidden Forest.
"Hiya Remy!" called Sirius.
Remus grinned. "Who's ready to have some fun?"
Ten minutes later, the four Marauders had probably played every game known to man. They had even tried (and failed) to play Quidditch while in animal form.
They were in the midst of seeing who was brave enough to lick the Whomping Willow when suddenly, the entrance doors opened and a young Hufflepuff girl strolled out of the castle.
When she caught sight of Remus, she stopped dead in her tracks.
Sirius and James looked at each other. The girl looked like she was about to scream.
And she did, like a fan-girl.
"Oh my gosh! It's Jacob from Twilight!" she squealed.
Then she turned quick on her heals and disappeared into the castle. The last words that they could catch were, "I have to go tell Alice, and Sally, and Rachel, and..." before she had walked too far away and was inaudible.
Sirius and James were shaking from laughter.
"I'm crying, I'm crying!", yelled a near-hysterical Sirius.
"Looks like Ickle Remee has a fan-girl." said James.
"If I were human I'd be wetting myself already!", Sirius laughed.
"If you guys were human I'd have turned you all into werewolves already, see how you'd like it!" snarled Remus.
"Then we'd all be a pack of little Jacobs." replied James. "We could prance and jump around in fields of tulips, just like all other little Jacobs do."
And Sirius wet himself.