Always: Ciaossu Minna-san! I am here with the update of DOOOMMMM!!!I also thank you all for the reveiws lol. Yes this stuff is all crack and boosted from my sugar rush!!! Oh, I am still working on updating my other fanfictions, so thank you for being so patient with me. Oh and I have a new guest with me since Giotto fled the premises before I got to invite him. Say hello Alaude!
Alaude: hnn...
Always: Oh, don't worry everyone, I speak cloud guardian so I'll translate...
Alaude: ...
Always: ......
Alaude: .........
Always: !!! Okay I got it, he either said that I hate trees, or that I don't own KHR since it belongs to Akira Amano
Alaude: pfftt...
Always: What? I didn't quite...now WAIT JUST A MINUTE! I AM NOT A TREE HATER TAKE THAT BACK!!!
Alaude: ...everyone enjoy.
Broadcast 1: Broadcasting Clams
The television screen flickers as if signal was being disrupted onto the small infant.
"Ciaossu everyone, your normal Namimori news shall now be replaced since the crew went off on vacation -cough-withmanyinjuries-cough-, So your news shall be broad cased by our experienced professionals. Guaranteed that you will not need you money back."
Insert a "What" moment here.
"Reborn! People are not paying to watch the PUBLIC news! If they were, the economy wouldn't be so bad!!!" yelled a certain fish in the back.
"Be quiet Tuna, we're on air." Reborn snapped back before turning back towards the camera, "Now on with your normal program scheduling."
"Neither am I a fish Reborn..." Tsuna mumbled to himself as the camera now zoomed to where the show shall begin.
"Que the theme music!"
~News with our Storm and Rain~
"Good Morning Namimori!" yelled an enthusiastic Yamamoto sitting next to a very angsty Gokudera. "You are now watching the morning news!"
"No shit you baseball-idiot! What did you think this was!? Comedy central!?" Gokudera replied.
"Maa, maa Gokudera, calm down." he said returning to face the camera. "Now that we have our morning news lets take a look at reports that just came in."
"Fine, according to scientists in present Namimori, they had discovered a strange device at Namimori Shrine, it apparently transforms people of our current time to their 10-year later self. Fortunately for us, we are sane since that probably never happened to us." Gokudera meekly proven with the sour look on his face. "Something also tells me that it did though." Que the irony...
"Aha, good one Gokudera! Who wrote that one!?" Yamamoto laughed.
"I think it was...you know what, I don't know."
"Man, first its kids with their toy grenades and now devices that revert to the future. Our race seems so accomplished."
"Where have you been the last century you baseball-idiot?"
"I don't know...Anyways in other news it seems that the internet has accomplished a many things related to KHR."
"Haa, of course."
"It seems like the KHR fanfiction made it past 5000!!! Not 9000, otherwise that would be another series." Yamamoto claimed emphasizing the obvious reference.
"That joke was not funny." Gokudera remarked, "In that case we have the manga update corner, we shall be talking about the recent chapter of KHR which came out on January...28th? I don't know but Chapter 275 was what critics call 'epic'."
"Indeed it was nee? Everything was all Bakan! and Boom! and Whack! and Clap and-"
"WE GET IT YOU IDIOT!"
"Oh yeah and we cannot forget the Pwnage!"
Gokudera started whacking his head on the table.
"And then there was the dreaded 'To be continued', right!?"
"Yes you idiot, but Tsuna also seems to have released Nuts to his offense mode, called the First's Gauntlets."
"Oh you mean the one that powers up all the energy in Tsuna into his gloves so that the gloves transforms into Gauntlets and then he punches Byakuran, but then Byakuran used White Applause that negated the attack!?"
"Your reading off the damned paper aren't you, anyways to summarize it, its Juudaime verses the Marshmallow obsessed freak. Apparently Juudaime seems to be losing too, which I cannot understand why...DAMN IT I WANT TO GO UP TO THAT MARSHMALLOW AND BLAST HIM OFF TO HIS DIMENSION!"
"Ahh, calm down Gokudera, nothing to worry about, I'm sure Akira Amano wouldn't kill off Tsuna. That would be...evil..." Yamamoto then thought about it a bit and placed his pinky towards his mouth smiling.*1
"Sure...I bet she would." Gokudera muttered under his breath.
"C'mon now, cheer up! There's no way that you can kill off the protagonist! Otherwise whats the point of the story!"
"Isn't the show called Katekyo Hitman REBORN?" Gokudera asked bluntly for once.
"Now that you think about though, is the kid the main character? Or is it Tsuna? Hmmm..."
Reborn gagged in the back from holding back his laughter, and poor Tsuna was staring dumbfound with his mouth wide open.
"Well then lets move on." Gokudera said recovering from instant shock of the retaliation from Yamamoto. "Lets move onto the anime that aired on..January...29th. Episode 169..."
"Oh! That was the one with the-"
"Don't you even dare say Vroom, Kachank, Boom, Pow, Pwned, Bzzz or Wow." Gokudera said cutting Yamamoto off.
"Huwah! Gokudera your good! Do you have this all written down or something?" Yamamoto said astonished.
"And to think there is something called 8059." Gokudera muttered under his breath again, "Anyways about the anime, it seems that the game of Choice has begun with Irie Shoichi, the owner of the fake sun mare ring as the target for Millefiore, and Daisy, holder of the REAL sun mare ring is the target for Vongola."
"Also the participants are me, Gokudera, Tsuna, and Spanner!" exclaimed Yamamoto.
"For the Millefiore..." he continued, "Is Toriku...something, Kikyo and one of Tori...henchmen. Am I missing someone?"
"Don't know, not important, but Tsuna also apparently now reveals to us his box weapon! Nuts is the name of the Cielo di Leone: Vongola Version, and its a small lion whose name is the opposite of Tsuna's...you know tsu-na and na-tsu."
"Hey Gokudera! Its like opposites to!" Yamamoto jumped up.
"Sit back down! And yes I know its opposite! By the order of the katakana-"
"No!" Yamamoto said as he cut off Gokudera, "I mean that Tsuna is Tuna which is a fish and Nat-su is a nut, and one is living, and one is not!"
"When did you start reading Dr. Seuss? Because that was pretty pathetic, but then again your forte is in baseball, idiot..."
"Since first grade! Everyone loves those books right!? Oh we're getting off topic, lets see here...Ah! It seems that the toribu something-guy has multiple flames like you too Gokudera!"
"Learn how to say their names you idiot! Plus I have 5, he only has 2. Lightning and Mist."
"Oh that's what you think!"
"What?"
"Aha, nothing..."
"Lets see what else happened...okay, it also seems that Vongola box weapons can also transform themselves into weapons! In the anime it seems Tsuna released Nuts into his defense mode enveloping everything as the sky, also known as Vongola Primo's Cape..."
"Oh yeah! He released that to get out of the electric snake cage!"
"You were reading off the damned paper again. Learn your facts you idiot! In other news..."
Yamamoto glanced at the pile of papers in front of Gokudera, "Yes?"
"Ramen...no, Hibird...no, Giant marshmallow? Who the fudge cares?" Gokudera muttered searching through the incoming reports.
"Found anything else Gokudera?"
"This is the first broadcast, there's nothing really to talk about for news other then why we took over this place."
"Souu? That's too bad, well you've heard the community news, lets move onto Traffic with Hibari-san!!!" Yamamoto waved enthusiastically at the camera with a scowling Gokudera sighing.
~Traffic from the Cloud~
"Nah! Hibari-san can you here us!?" Yamamoto yelled over from his headphone.
"Yell once more threw this headphone Yamamoto Takeshi and I'm going to bite you to death." Hibari answered unfazed from the loud shouting. A video of the road was shown.
"Ahahaha, okay then." Yamamoto grinned.
"Plus don't get any weird idea's, I'm only doing this since the baby promised something in return." he continued, he then started glaring at the camera as Gokudera was trying not to laugh through the split screen. "Anyways for you herbivores at home, right now I don't even understand why some of you are watching this, if your late for school." Hibari brought out his tonfa's, "I'll bite you all to death."
"Umm, Hibari-san?" Tsuna asked quietly over the headphones.
"What is it Herbivore, do you have a death wish."
"N-no I'm just saying that today we had n-no school! Its c-canceled due to g-government set backs, or s-something like that..."*2 he stammered.
"Oh, fine, you all are off this one for once."
"Hiee?"
"There has been a large oil spill when a truck collided into another car earlier this morning, who was driving the car? Not me. Do I care? No. Whose the one who bit those herbivores to death for causing such a mess? Me."
"..."
"The highway heading north is also open and clear for you herbivores who want to head north to do whatever herbivores do."
"The way you put it doesn't sound that great Hibari-san..." Tsuna muttered under his breath.
Hibari glared at the room where Tsuna was in before continuing, "The highway heading east is blockaded since parts of the road are missing...I put lots of holes in them."*3
"Ehhh!?"
"Since there are government set backs on public schools, traffic heading west should be cleared for those in private school to get over easier and earlier, hmph, good luck herbivores."
"Hibari-san aren't you forgetting about the traffic heading south?" Tsuna asked nervously.
"Hnn?" he looked down at the report and looked up once again, after thinking about it for a bit he said, "Before all you herbivores go out to the traffic heading south, you herbivores should know that there is a backup in lane 2 due to a traffic accident...those herbivores has it coming for crowding about so I bit them to death, and so it'd be wise to stay off the road until further notice of the accident...since I caused it."
"WHAT KIND OF TRAFFIC REPORT WAS THAT!?" Yelled a very confused Tsuna.
"I see that you never heeded my warning about yelling Sawada Tsunayoshi, I'm going to bite you to death now. So now citizens of Namimori go watch the advertisements coming up."
And with that he leapt out of range of the camera to bite a very frightened tuna, leaving audiences watching in horror.
~SUNNY FROM EXTREME ADVERTISEMENTS!!!~
"OOH!!! ITS MY TURN TO THE EXTREME!!!" Yelled a fairly extreme person when the camera now turned to Ryohei. "Oh wait this is a extreme commercial right? WELL THEN, THIS EXTREME NEWS CAST WAS BOUGHT TO YOU BY!!! ...A STRANGE AND EXTREME RANDOM AUTHOR WHO DOESN'T HAVE AN EXTREME LIFE TO DO ANYTHING ELSE!!!" (Always: HEY! That is so not cool, TO THE EXTREME!)
"DID YOU EVER THINK THAT SPORTS WAS BORING TO THE EXTREME!? WELL JOIN THE EXTREME BOXING CLUB! WE HAVE AN EXTREME NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO ENJOY THE CLUB!!! TAKE A LOOK AT SOME EXTREME MEMBERS!!!"
"I don't crowd with herbivores, leave me alone."
"Ahahaha! Is this another one of your musicals sempai?"
"Get away from me freak!"
"Oniisan! I didn't even join!"
"SEE!!! IF YOU WANT TO HAVE AS MUCH EXTREME FUN AS THEM, JOIN THE BOXING CLUB NOW!!! CALL 1-800-EXTREME TO JOIN TO THE EXTREME!"
"We are not having fun!!!" Tsuna and Gokudera yelled out.
"Remember you must be in middle school to join." Kyoko said happily, "Everyone is invited to come along and auditions would be held next month. Oniichan would really appreciate it too."
"WHOO!!! KYOKO!? DIDN'T EXTREMELY SEE YOU THERE!!! ( :D ) NOW LETS GET BACK TO THE EXTREME PROGRAM!!! NEXT IS SAWADA WITH THE EXTREME WEATHER!!!"
~Weather with the Tinge of Sky~*4
Tsuna shuffled back and forth nervously in front of the green screen, he's read the instructions before noticing the camera was on him.
"Ah! My turn already?" he jumped up as he turned towards the camera.
"Hai! I will be sure to give everyone the proper weather report..." he started whilst taking deep breaths to relieve himself from the terrible things he was about to say.
"In northern Namimori it will be...partly Ryohei...???" He stopped midway, until Reborn kicked him to go on.
"Ittai, not my fault, nobody can say this with a straight face!" he whinned, Reborn threatened him with another kick.
"In eastern and western Namimori there will be a large Gokudera and Lambo coming into the area at noon." Tsuna stopped again whilst staring at the sheet of paper and Reborn almost as if he were begging to not go on. Reborn turned Leon into a hammer.
"Okay, okay," Tsuna mumbled as he went on. "In southern Namimori it will be...clear Tsuna with occasional Hibari's..."
The cameraman started cracking up.
"Reborn! Who in the world wrote this!!!" Tsuna said as a slight tinge of pink tainted his cheeks from embarrassment.
"I don't know, it came with the studio." he answered back.
Tsuna looked up at the green screen once more and sighed before turning back to the audience.
"The temperature for today can go as low as 59 degrees or as high as 80 degrees, hopefully it will be a pleasantly warm day, other then that the stormy regions would range between 18 to 27 degrees, so please be careful and put on some winter clothes..."
Tsuna sighed once more before turning back towards the camera, "In other news I think I best be off to hide now, I recently have been able to escape from Hibari up until this point, next on our schedule is..."
Tsuna thought about it for bit.
"Oh," Tsuna recalled, "Its Rokudo Mukuro and the interviews with the featured restaurant for today, along with some other unfortunate bystander. Bye everyone, I think I see Hibari-san on the security cameras."
And he dashed like he had never dashed before.
~Its an Adventure to be the Mist~
"Kufufufufu. Oya? Is it already my turn Vongola family." the voice echoed off the walls. Mist entered the room revealing the tall pineapple haired man.
"You shouldve included that there will be Mist today too Tsunayoshi-kun, otherwise your forecasts would've been wrong."
"I WAS READING OFF THE DAMNED PAPER!" Tsuna yelled threw the headphones.
"Souu? Well then, I shall be off to do the job." Mukuro persisted, "I think we are off to that cake factory, not sure what it was called but the Vongola Brats friends go there alot. So we shall now see what the big fuss is about."*5
With saying Mukuro teleported off screen as the camera now switched to the bakery.
"Oya oya...you're here already?" Mukuro smirked at the camera, "You all should be proud of yourselves for getting here so fast."
"Mukuro all they did was a split screen," everyone thought at the studio a little terrified yet confused as they stared at the mist guardian who just chuckled.
"Ha, well I guess we shall continue." Mukuro smirked as he attempted to pull the door open.
"I think they're closed." Mukuro smiled.
Everyone stared at the Mist Guardian once again, the door displayed on the screen clearly said open...but...
The door said push, not pull.
Mukuro looked up at the camera again to give a sarcastic smirk. "Seems to me that I am all out of time, so until then Arrivederci."
He then teleported out of sight, and to everyone's surprise that the Mist Guardian seemed to be too out of character...
Then again, its kinda hard for his old soul to get used to the trends now a days...*6
~A Request from the Mist Replacement~
"H-huh? M-Mukuro-sama?" a small voice was heard coming from the mist where Mukuro had just disappeared.
Chrome stood their confused for the longest time until she realized that the camera was on her.
"O-oh," she said quietly as she looked towards the camera, placing her trident behind her.
"Mukuro-sama, you really should tell me when my turn is next," she whispered to herself, she waited a bit.
"Yes I know that you probably humiliated yourself out there but there's nothing we can do about it now..."
...
"No we cannot wipe out the entire Namimori population, Hibari-san would get mad and have a greater reason to kill you. Plus Ken and Chikusa would rather-"
...
"Oh people are still watching?" She looked up again and yelped quietly.
"I'm sorry everyone, I got caught up in the conversation." she apologized by quickly bowing her head.
Everyone stared at the screen in horror of the conversation that had just token place.
Chrome looked up again and brought the sheet of paper up to her face blushing.
"It seems that bossu wanted me to take this part of the show since there really isn't anything else." She looked down at the paper in her hands again. "U-um, I'll be in charge of the request corner and fan mail. I also would be in charge of answering any questions you have, but only to the first 3-5 since that is when Mukuro-sama would start getting impatient."
...
"I'm sorry Mukuro-sama I'm almost done," she started once more.
...
"No, you cannot possess anyone's body right now!" she exclaimed.
...
"Mukuro-sama...??? Are you sulking?" she looked worried. "You're acting quite weird today, is it because that you found out you were in a tube of water for more then 10 years?"
...
"Oh sorry, didn't mean to be blunt about that." she apologized again. She then looked up at the camera.
"Well this is all for your Vongola News." She bowed, "Please tune in next week for any other news updates. And please send us your thoughts for today's corner. Without further to do, goodbye everyone..."
She then waved bye towards the camera and went back to bickering with Mukuro until the screen faded black.
~A Note from our Lightning and Tutor~
"Guuupyahhhhh!!!" Yelled a very excited Lambo, who was scurrying around the room. "Lambo-san, wants candy!!!"
He then stopped to look at the camera, after a short moment he ran up to camera until Reborn came and kicked him off the screen.
"Well, everyone," reborn started, "To sum things up for today's report, it seems that we all are doomed. Thanks for watching and make sure to come back next week."
"LAMBO-SAN STILL WANTS CANDY!!!"
"Be quiet and wave goodbye to the viewers," Reborn snapped back whilst kicking Lambo towards the screen.
~See You All Next Update~
Notes:
1) If you all ever seen that old Austin Powers movie, every time they said 'evil' they would put their pinkies up to their mouths lol, I still do that to be truthful.
2) Okay apparently in Hawaii since the economy is really bad in America, the government is shortening the normal 5 days of school to 4 every week for public schools aka Furlough Friday, I go to a private school so I don't have that.
3) I took that joke from Llamas with hats 2, Its really funny, try and check it out on youtube.
4) Okay everyone try to read the names with their elements, in other words Ryohei would be Sunny, Gokudera would be Storm, Tsuna would be Skies and etc. etc.
5) Its Kyoko and Haru's favorite bakery okay? Just needed to clarify the Vongola brat's part. aha
6) You know Mukuro's 6 layers of hell eye? Yeah, apparently it went through many lives and had been implanted into Mukuro, making his body young, yet a very old soul. And everyone knows how hard it is to go with the trends when your old. How many old people have you seen walking around with an ipod touch or droid? Wait, never mind don't answer that...
Always: Oh my goodness this took me since Wednesday to finish...Does anyone seem out of character? I'm sorry if they are, I'm still a bit new to this...
Alaude: hnn?
Always: And you! what do you think your doing with those handcuffs!?
Alaude: Attempting to arrest someone...
Always: Really? Who?
Giotto: Hey Always I'm back!
Always: HEY! YOU DITCHER!!! You left me here with your cloud guardian! Do you have any idea what I had to go through with him here!? AND WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING WITH THAT STARBUCKS!!! GIMME!!!
Giotto: No, but I am surprised though, you made this update long, people will be content.
Alaude: Found him...
Giotto: Huh? What are you doing Alaude? OMFG!? Where did you get those handcuffs!?
Always: That's right Alaude, Sick'em! Get him to buy me a Starbucks!!! Oh and to everyone else, thank you again and see you next week! rate and reveiw please as well if you have time.
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Alaude, make sure you make him get me a caramel frap! Whipped Cream as well!!!