Ok, so I had the first 2 chapters ready to go! WOO and I hope this all goes well with all you readers and such. It's really on crack...and this all started off as a one shot humor fic...wow, the way things can go...Anyway I still don't own any Naruto or anything walmart for that fact...but oh well...

LOUD CRASHING NOISES INSERTED HERE! YAY!

"Ow…" Naruto rubbed his sore rump.

"Ugh," said Sasuke.

"PAIN!" said Sakura's hiney.

"You think you could have avoided our landing," Kankuro complained. "Especially mine. I personally like my back bone…and not slamming it on your fan…" he went to move only to have a loud CRACK happen. He twitched a little bit.

"Well, if you wouldn't have made the comment you did, then you would have landed like everyone else," she pouted. Compared to Kankuro's landing, the others were fine. Especially Gaara's, seeing as how he landed on his feet…some how... He's the Mighty Gaara of DOOM! That's how. What now, beyotch?

"You take things too seriously…" Kankuro gasped. "I was just telling you the truth…"

YET ANOTHER FLASHBACK! YEEE-AAAH!

"Say…Temari," Kankuro latched onto his sister's leg as they flew through the air.

"Yes?"

"You ever notice people could probably look up yer dress…thing…?"

BAMWHACKSMASHCRASHOTHERRANDOMNOISES PAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN!

End Flashback.

"You think you would've learned to keep your mouth shut after Gaara throwing Shukaku on your face," Temari was right. Kankuro was being really stupid today. So what if a certain narrator did it for her own amusement…Ahem. Back to the story. Temari turned around, expecting humble thanks for the quick trip, no matter how painful it might have been, only to see that Squad 7 was gone. She only caught the tail end of Sakura's foot going through the door.

"GET YER BUTTS BACK HERE!" she screeched, and tore after them.

"Should we follow her?" Kankuro looked to Gaara.

"DKCNEYR&#:JDJFUNERJAWJDISD HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

"Yea," Gaara answered, knowing they could pick up some free eyebrows.

Meanwhile, in the game section….

"YES! THE NEW ONE IS FINALLY HERE!" Sasuke cheered. He pressed his face up against the glass and drooled slightly.

"What's this new game you've been obsessing about for a month—" Naruto stopped, seeing what Sasuke was so happy about. "THEY MADE A GAME ABOUT US?" his mouth dropped open. This was a whole new level for Naruto. He felt loved.

"What?" Sakura looked up too see the cover of the newest Naruto game. "…Sasuke…I'm a little worried about your game addiction."

"Hey! Twerps!" Temari cried as she scurried down the aisle to get to them; violently swinging her fan of DOOM. "Where's my 'THANK YOU FOR BRINGING US HERE'?"

Suddenly, in another part of the store…around the make-up aisle…

"Hm…I wonder which would be best for Gai-sensei…." Rock Lee pondered aloud while looking at eye lash curlers. Gai had sent Lee out to buy some new utilities in order to keep his manly looks as sharp as possible.

"Hey…it's that Lee kid," Kankuro pointed over the green spandex suit wearing Beatles look a-like boy.

"Fkejuiehfajk hiss, hiss, hiss," Shukaku saw the giant eye brows under the horrendous hair cut. He was laughing if you couldn't tell.

"Good," Gaara let a twisted smile spread across his face. Silently, he walked over to Lee, who completely unexpected anything, especially in Wal-mart. Hey, it's a crazy store… "Are you hungry, Shukaku?" Gaara whispered maniacally.

"Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssss," Shukaku said yes. Gaara tapped Lee on the shoulder. Being the person he is, and for the sheer fact that his eye brows tend to scare the crap out of me, Lee turned around only to have Shukaku attack his face. Gaara laughed.

Meanwhile, back in the gaming section…

"Does anyone know how to get this glass open?" Sasuke basically was asking himself due to the fact that Temari was bickering with Naruto, and Sakura had gone to the bathroom, because I didn't know what to do with her.

"Maybe we would have said thank you if it wasn't for such a sucky landing!"

"Well, it would have been fine if you didn't try to squirm when I hit Kankuro!"

"I squirmed because you dropped all of us!"

"PEEEE!" Kyuubi growled in agreement.

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"NOT!"

"TOO!"

This was too much for Sasuke. He had to get the game, and he had to get it soon, or else he might go into convulsions. He beat his head against the glass case. Why is there never anyone around? Sasuke thought to himself, seeing as how not a single employee was near by…when suddenly, an announcement came on.

"Would a…Tuh-meeriii, come to duh front desk, like, now?" some annoying bubble gum chewing teenage girl that would much rather be doing her nails said. "You, like, need to pick up yer brothers, or, like, something, like that…"

"IT'S TE-MAR-I! GET IT RIGHT!" she shrieked and ran to the front desk. Naruto, not really paying attention, thought that his opponent was trying to get away. So he grabbed Sasuke by the arm, and ran after her. Though, grabbing Sasuke slowed him down due to the fact that he had more or less glued himself to the case and pulling him away nearly broke it all.

"Come on! You can get the stinkin' game later!" Naruto yelled as he chased after Temari.

"NUUUUUU!" sobbed Sasuke. He died a little one the inside.

At this time, Sakura returned to see everyone had gone. "Guys? Hey…where'd ya go?" And she was all alone. So she wandered off to the jewelry section.

At the Front Desk….

"Gaara! Kankuro! What did you do?" Temari yelled as she approached the desk. She looked to see Kankuro looking angry at the store employees, and Gaara with a some what sick satisfaction of something he had just accomplished. She looked to her right to see what the accomplishment was. There stood Rock Lee, crying, in that weird dramatic way he does…

"My beloved eye brows…!" He cried. "Gai-sensei will be disappointed in me!" Lee was severely traumatized.

"…." Said Temari, Naruto, and Sasuke in unison.

"You like, are, ban from the store…or something…" the annoying girl cracked her bubble gum. Everyone cringed at the sound. Then she did it again. Pain. "Like…we have a no animal policy, CRACK."

"PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Kyuubi cried in disarray and peed all over the girl.

"AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" she wailed. The store guard then proceeded to boot them all out. Except for Sakura, who was still in the jewelry section.