Here are some more limericks, this time with a HP/SS theme. Hope you enjoy! Please send me any topics for limericks that you'd like to see! Thanks to those of you who already reviewed! These are for you!
1. Making the Grade
Harry knew that he never would pass
If he kept acting up in Snape's class.
So he flirted a bit,
And Snape said, "That is IT!
Keep THAT up, and you'll have a spanked ass."
2. Snape's Suspicions
Suspicious, Snape followed a whim.
Found Harry out for a nude swim.
He finally had caught him,
But, oh - oh that bottom!
Oh screw it! or rather, screw him.
3.
After catching that hot "golden snitch"
Snape deflowered him on yon qudditch pitch.
After having his way,
He stopped briefly to say,
"That's for all of your torment, you bitch."
4. More bitches.
After setting his cauldron aflame
A detention from Snape seemed fair game.
But the tables were turned.
Harry's crazy when spurned!
"Who's the master, now bitch? Say my name!"
5. Sex Toys
In bed, Snape just wouldn't respond
And when Harry stripped nude, only yawned.
He would not be deterred!
And Snape finally was stirred
With the improper use of a wand.