WHY…
A series of short stories explaining why certain Naruto characters do certain things…
Disclaimer: I wanna own Naruto!
Why Ibiki Hates Anko
"Hey, Anko!" Ibiki called out as he entered ANBU Headquarters. She turned and, seeing who it was, came over to say hello.
"Hi, Ibiki, what's up?" she asked.
"I've got a little challenge for you. See, I have this prisoner, and it took me FOUR HOURS to finally break him, so I'm wondering how many DAYS it'll take you!"
"Oh yeah? Want to make a bet?"
"Sure," he replied.
"OK, if I win, you have to take me shopping, then buy me a really nice dinner!"
"Fine, but if I win, you have to RESIGN and become a normal Jonin!"
Anko thought about it for a moment. "Alright, deal!"
They shook hands, then headed over to the prisoner cells.
"Hey, guards, open up cell 12!" Ibiki shouted.
The door was opened and in walked Anko. Ibiki could tell at a glance that the prisoner thought this would be easy- some little girl playing dress up. She may be good, but there's no way she'll beat me!
Ten Seconds Later
"PLEASE!!! I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING!!! JUST STOP!!! PLEASE!!!" agonized screams came from the cell. There was a 'snick', and Anko walked out into the corridor.
"Ten seconds, that's a new record, even for me!" she tossed a small, bleeding lump of flesh at Ibiki, then said, "I'll see you at eight o'clock tomorrow morning, my place. And bring lots of cash!" Ibiki just stood there, dumbstruck. He stared at the piece of flesh in his hand and, realising what it was, hurriedly dropped it. Then he swore, and walked into the cell. The man was still screaming, and there was a lot of blood around his groin.
Ibiki walked outside and puked.
I know this is short, but I didn't have many ideas… Ah well, should have another chapter soon. Review, please!