Disclaimer: I do not own the characters from Inuyasha or Bleach. And I do not make any profit from writing this fic.

Ramblings: No this will not be a Sango/Sess-story.

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Sesshoumaru managed to get away from the bitch with the giant suffocating boobies. He suddenly found himself standing next to the slayer. They looked at each other and without words they decided that they would call for a temporary truce.

Sango couldn't believe it, she was siding with the bastard that just moment ago had tried to kill her. But as the situation looked like now, it was not a bad choice. She turned her attention to two strange figures. The woman looked as if nothing had happened. She was brushing off dirt from her clothes but the little man looked as if he could hell into an ice palace at the moment. His question still lingered in her mind… 'You can see us?' What the hell was that suppose to mean? Of course she could see them; they were standing right there in front of her. The boy was probably delusional and think he was invisable.

"Who are you?" Sesshoumaru's voice rang cold and clear across the glade, a voice that very few in this world would dare to ignore.

"Matsumoto-san, please pay attention to them and not your butt," growled Hitsugaya as he watched his vice captain brush off dirt from her behind.

Rangiku pouted but did as he asked and she turned her eyes towards the man and woman in front of them. They had both raised their swords. A fight was brewing.

"Taichou?" she asked him.

"Don't let your guard down; the man is most likely a demon and the female… I don't know about her, but she can see us even if she is just a mere human," said Hitsugaya as his eyes landed on the woman who was dressed in a tight fitting, black thing. A woman for sure she was, no doubts about that.

"Taijya-san, we shall continue our fight later," stated Sesshoumaru as he let his eyes fall upon the woman who had dared to press her breasts into his face.

Sango were slight surprised that the demon lord had spoken to her in such polite manners but she nodded quickly to his statement.

"Of course Sesshoumaru-sama. Our fight will continue later after we have beaten the crap out of that woman and the little brat over there," said Sango and smirked when the said couple began to fume in anger.

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A stand off, yes that was what you call this. A stand off with two parties waiting to see who made the first move. Yellow eyes glared at honey coloured ones. Dark brown eyes faced ice green. Swords of the normal world stood ready to fight the swords from the realm of the death gods.

Hitsugaya couldn't understand it but the woman he was looking at could actually see him just as clearly as he could see himself in the mirror. And yet this was just an ordinary woman, he couldn't sense anything special about her. The only thing that was a bit out of the ordinary was her outfit. That tight black thing hugged her body and it made him feel a bit… hot. He mentally shook his head and besides the woman had called him a brat. He was not a brat. He was the captain of the 10th division. He had worked hard for it.

And she was still just a human, she should not be able to see the shinigami, they were invisible to humans. But the other one, the demon. He could already tell that the white haired figure with the fluff had a very high riatsu, spirit power. So Hitsugaya was not surprised that he could see them or sense them. He wondered about them, for a moment he thought that they might have been travelling together, but their short conversation had ended that idea. They had been fighting when Matsumoto and he had come crashing down into the glade.

"I am Sango from the demon slayer tribe," said Sango with loud and clear voice. "Who are you two?"

Hitsugaya and Matsumoto kept their silence and turned their attention to the demon, waiting for him to introduce himself before they did.

Sango saw this and couldn't help but smile a bit. As if the stuck up dog would do such a thing. And he confirmed it by saying..

"I have no intentions to tell you my name nor do I have the obligation to do so either."

Sango had to bite her tongue in order not to laugh out loud. The red headed woman looked shocked and the man looked more than a little annoyed with Sesshoumaru's little speech. He snorted and put his nose into the air.

"Very well then, I am Hitsugaya, Toshiro. I am captain of the Shinigami's tenth division and this is my vice captain, Matsumoto, Rangiku," explained the white haired young man before he continued. "If you can see us, that I can understand…. but you," he pointed towards Sango and she growled dangerously. "You are but a mere human, you should not be able to see us at all."

Sesshoumaru raised an elegant eyebrow. 'The slayer is not a mere human…' he was slightly surprised that he felt that he had to stand up for the slayer but then he let it go. There was no time for such thoughts at the moment.

"You're supposed to be shinigami? Death gods? That has to be some sort of a joke?" said Sango and smirked.

"HEY!" yelled Matsumoto. "That wasn't a very nice thing to say!"

"Vice captain!" Hitsugaya snarled to get his vice captain back in line again.

"But Taichou, she was mean… and I want to go home again," whined Rangiku and pouted.

"Well, it was you who messed up the magic scrolls. I have no idea on how to get home!" growled Hitsugaya. His patience with this farce was getting thinner by the second.

Sesshoumaru and Sango looked at the two black robed figures argue about magic scrolls and getting home again. It was actually quite the scene and a humorous one at that. It was fun to watch but the demon lord was never much for fun and games and after a few moments his poisonous whip slashed through the air.

"BE SILENT!" he called out causing the two to shut up and he received death glares from Hitsugaya.

Sango took the opportunity of surprise to speak up, but only to annoy them further.

"It's fairly easy to see that you two have no reasons what so ever to be here as death gods and yet you are… and it is because she can't keep her magic to herself and mess things up. Wow, this brings the realm of the shinigami's to the point where I will fight even more to keep myself alive. I thank you two for that," she winked at Sesshoumaru, silently telling him that he would have to fight much harder to kill her the next time they fought.

There were a couple of seconds of silence before Hitsugaya voiced up.

"Well, that's good because I would hate to see our realm being tainted with your presence."

Sango sheathed her sword and got ready to punch some sense into that white haired brat. She was beginning to believe that every man with white hair was a bastard. She had met a few. Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru and now this one, man she was going to give him new skin complexions – black and blue. She was sure it would suit him just fine.

"Taijya-san, step down for now," said Sesshoumaru and lowered his sword. His eyes never left the two. He realized that they had come here by mistake and that they were not exactly looking for a fight.

Sango growled but stood still. She made no promises though. That brat was going to get the spanking of his life once she got her hands on him.

"Truce then?" asked Hitsugaya and lowered his sword and nodded towards his vice captain to do the same.

"Truce, for now. Tell us how you ended up here," demanded Sesshoumaru rather than asked nicely. "And then I will tell you who I am."

Hitsugaya nodded. After all this was their world and he told them the story about how they came to be here.

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Sango fished up her boomerang and got a couple of curious looks from the two newcomers. And the red headed woman couldn't keep her mouth shut so she asked of course what the hell that was.

"This you see is…." Sango crouched a bit and threw the giant boomerang into the air and then shouted – "This is my HIRAIKOTSU!" On the way back it ripped up a deep trail into the ground before Sango caught it gracefully and with much ease. "It can cut through a lot of things. I use it when I fight against demons."

Sesshoumaru snorted when Sango shot him a meaningful look. As if she could cut him with that ridiculous thing. How absurd. But his cool façade was soon crumbled to pieces as Rangiku latched onto his one arm and giggled.

"Sooo, since you're a demon, has she ever tried that thing on you?" she asked and blinked innocently as she could.

Sesshoumaru looked as if he was about to have a heart attack and he tried to pry the clingy woman off his arm but she held really tight.

"Sometimes it can be a good thing to have two arms," said Sango, she just couldn't help but taunt the almighty demon lord.

"You and I will finish things later and I will not spare…. Ugh!" Sesshoumaru was cut short when the female grabbed hold of his kimono and pulled him down.

"Mou! Don't talk to her, she's so mean!" whined Rangiku and pouted her lips.

Sango rolled her eyes and wondered if this woman would live to see another day, death god or not. Nobody, not even a god was going to get away with that. But that was not the slayer's problem. No, she had to deal with that brat that now had his eyes set on her chest. 'Creep!' she thought and wished that she had her kimono so she could cover up some of her womanly features, but alas, that had been left behind in the glade where she started to fight Sesshoumaru. 'Well, if he tries anything I have my Hiraikotsu… I'm sure it will work just as fine on a shinigami as it would on certain perverted monks.'

Sango guided them all to a small Inn not far from the glade. She had seen it earlier when she had gone to her old village to clean and sharpen her weapons. She couldn't help but wonder what Inuyasha and Miroku would say if they saw her now. Of course, they would see Sesshoumaru, and just maybe they would be able to see these two death god-clowns… but if they saw her sit down and have a "jolly good" time with Sess… Inuyasha would have a fit and Miroku, he would wish that he still had his Kazaana. Sango giggled and caught the white haired boy's attention.

"Slayer, what's so funny?" asked Toshiro.

"Never mind boy. You wouldn't understand," said Sango and of course that caused him to growl darkly. "Growl all you like boy, I Do Not Care."

Toshiro wanted to slap the slayer for being so rude but he couldn't. They had called a truce and he would not be the one to break it. But dear GODS… she was asking for it! He tried to burn a hole through her neck with his glare but it was of course in vain. He tried to freeze her with his looks and that too was futile. She wasn't fazed with what he had in stall for creatures that refused to obey him. She just walked right through it all. Nobody except his vice captain had been able to that… and of course Hinamori, but that girl was special.

"Use that wing over there," said Sango as they reached the Inn and she pointed towards a dark section of the large house. "I will talk to the keeper and she'll be coming along soon and take our orders."

"Taijya-san…?" Sesshoumaru asked.

"Just be quiet and look away when she comes in. Don't let her see your face and you'll be fine," said Sango with a light smirk. She knew that demons were not the kind that was welcomed in human villages. But Sango held trust in the lord not to cause a scene and she was sure he would help her out with it.

Sesshoumaru nodded. He would prefer to be back at his heirloom castle but it was too far away, and he was still in a land where the humans held no respect to his father's name. So.. he had to trust the slayer. How pitiful…! But at the same time, he couldn't let these two roam around free, they were too close the Western Lands, his lands. No, he had to play along for now, to make sure that they did not pose any threats to him or his lands.

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