I OWN NOTHING

recap:

byakuya got up and started to walk to the bathroom, and everyone followed. he closed the door behind and said candy man three times and cut off the lights. then looked in the mirror.

bya:WHAT THE HELL?

candyman: i've came for u byakuya(errie voice)

all the girls:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

End of Recap

"oh no the hell you haven't!" bya yelled. Outside the door they could hear glass breaking and alot of tossling. Then all of a sudden everything stopped. They could hear the shower turn on.

Shessomary: Take a shower if u want.(he said growling.)

As the water turned off the door opened slowly. The girls couldn't take the creepiest and screamed, hiding behind the cutest guys. Hinata held onto Sasuke tightly which made him smirk and another glare. Sakura went behind Sesshomaru while Kagome held his hand. Miruko had TenTen behind him and Rukia hid behind Gaara.

Once the door open wide Byakuya stepped out with nothing but a towel. All the guys rolled their eyes except Naruto who blushed a little as Byakuya caught him staring. Rukia was the first to move and stare yet only a few girls followed. Soon she went bad girl mode as she said. "mmm mm mmm, you, me, plus a bed. equals love tonight."

Byakuya rolled his eyes as he pushed away from her. "me, plus you and a knife equals one less whore." Rukia turned pale and the guys laughed as they made their way back to the living room. Once Byakuya had clothes back he spinned the bottle which landed on Orihime.

Byakuya: Truth or Dare?

Orihimie: Dare.

Byakuya: Go outside take off all your clothes poor syrup all over yourself and go next door and say "pancakes anyone?" (smiling evily)

Ichigo stood up protectively in front of her. He wasn't going to let the girl he liked do such a thing "No the hell she ain't!" he shouted.

Byakuya rolled his eyes again "Well maybe u should go catch her" he said pointing out the window.

The male paled as he turned to see a naked Orhime pouring syrup on herself. He tried to hurry before she rang the door bell but it was too late. Slowly the door creeked open…

"what th.." itachi was shoked but he wouldn't let anyone know that."pancakes anyone?" orihime asked as if this was a normaL THING for her."pancakes huh?" itachi said."okay okay, she did the dare already!" ichigo yelled wrapping himself around orihime. she looked over his shoulder so she could take a good look at itachi.

"Girls i think we need a vote." Orihime said putting on the robe that Tenten gave her. Hinata looked weary before asking "o..on what?"

Orihime: On who's hotter

Sakura: Out of the girls or the guys?

Orihime: the guys, so please line up boys, if you don't mind.

all the guys lined up even Itachi. So we have(in this order) Itachi, Garra, Sasuke, Shessomaru, Naruto, Byakuya, Koga, Inuyasha, Renji, Ichigo, and Miruko.

Sakura: all right let's get the easy people off first. anyone for naruto?

Hinata:M…. Me.

Sakura: Bye Naruto

The male sulked away as he was disregarded

TenTen: anyone for the monk?

Sango raised a pinky.

TenTen:What no one? Bye then Miruko.

Miruko just smirked and went back to the house.

Rukia:Okay this is taking too long Sasuke, Kouga, Gaara, Inuyasha, Renji, and Ichigo. see you later.

Sasuke and Gaara didn't give a fuck, Inuyasha and Kouga just argued all the way to the house.

Ichigo:Wait a minute! All i wanna know is...

Kagome: No renji is not hotter than you.

Renji: What!

All the girls shook there heads yes. And Renji just stomped off along with Ichigo laughing at him.

Orihime: All right ladies now who's hotter between the 3?

Kagome: well there all bad asses.

Rukia: Byakuya opens up every once and a while.

Sakura: Itachi is evil, but sexy evil.

TenTen: Then there we go, Itachi wins.

Byakuya: Well seems like the girls like bad.

Itachi: No they like sexy evil.

Sessh: Time we go back to our game.

Byakuya and Sesshomaru left for his house.

Sakura: So who get's to go with Itachi?

Itachi: Orihime….

Orihime: Well maybe you should go Sakura?

Itachi: Orihime.

Sakura: No thanks I'm still in love with Sasuke.

Itachi: Orihime!

All the girls looked over to him. Orihime blushed and came close.

Orihime: Yes?

Itachi: how bout you come take a shower... with me?

She was shoked, not because of what he said but how he said it. He said it like they where talking about the WEATHER! itachi just smiled that sexy ass smile of his.

Orihime:O-okay

The rest of the girls mouths just dropped, and then out of nowhere Bankotsu showed up and said "oh I think your face just droped!" and disseapered. By then Orihime and Itachi where in the house getting clean?(nope those moans sound like there getting dirty).

now until next time i'll see u guys and gurls later. oh and thanks for the people who just love this story and say FK it!