Twisted Fates( a shrek x boss baby x gene the emoji story)

Chapter 2

By: The Quaker Oats Gang( Oats And John )

It was the second day of school and shrek managed to get to school on time today. Upon arriving to Mr. Squid Williams history class and choosing a seat near the back shrek was hit with a crumpled piece of paper. Shrek opened the ball of paper and saw that it was a note from Morgz Mum which read:

Listen Heren Shrek, You seem to be getting to big for your plus sized britches so I need to put you in your place. If you are a man you will come to the music room at 2:30 for a dance battle. OR ELSE.

-Morgz Mum

Shrek was needless to say, terrified. Shrek decided to show it to Gene at lunchtime.

"You need to go." Gene said upon seeing the note shrek received in history.

"Are you sure? I might lose." shrek spoke worriedly

" Shrek," Gene said looking deep into Shrek's Ogre Eye's "You are the most beautiful, talented, and creative singer I have ever met. Never doubt yourself, EVER."

Shrek was dumbfounded from Gene's heartfelt encouragement. HE right then and there decided to show that Morgz Mum biotch a thing or two about singing. His Smile grew wider as he thought about destroying that Middle Aged Looking Whore.

It was 1:30 and shrek was suddenly called to the principal's office. As shrek walked in he saw the short skeletal man known as Principal SansUndertale.

" so shrek, do you know why i called you here today." sansundertale questions

" No sir" shrek answered meekly

" everyone knows about your upcoming battle with the beautiful and stunning Morgz Mum and I want to just warn you to lose or ." spoke sans threateningly.

" the fuck sir" shrek said blutly

"Out" sans ordered

Shrek followed that order to a T and quickly scurried over to Economics class with Mafia Boss

~30 minute time skip~

" and That's how Mafia Works." Finishished Mafia Boss before the bell rang signaling that it was now 2:30 and time for the greatest duel of the school year to commence. Shrek walked into the music room to see that it had become an entire music stadium on which the sweet battle of song would take place.

"So you came at last." Taunted Morgz Mum.

"I'm surprised you showed you face Morgz Mum." Shrek shot back.

Soon the song battle began and Morgz Mum started off with a banger:

God save our gracious Queen,

Long live our noble Queen,

God save the Queen!

Send her victorious,

Happy and glorious,

Long to reign over us,

God save the Queen!

O Lord our God arise,

Scatter our enemies,

And make them fall!

Confound their politics,

Frustrate their knavish tricks,

On Thee our hopes we fix,

God save us all!

Not in this land alone,

But be God's mercies known,

From shore to shore!

Lord make the nations see,

That men should brothers be,

And form one family,

The wide world over.

From every latent foe,

From the assassins blow,

God save the Queen!

O'er her thine arm extend,

For Britain's sake defend,

Our mother, prince, and friend,

God save the Queen!

Thy choicest gifts in store,

On her be pleased to pour,

Long may she reign!

May she defend our laws,

And ever give us cause,

To sing with heart and voice,

God save the Queen!

Lord grant that Marshal Wade

May by thy mighty aid

Victory brings.

May he sedition hush,

And like a torrent rush,

Rebellious Scots to crush.

God save the Queen!

Morgz Mum finished her song and was met with a thunderous amount of Cheering and applause. Her british accent had cut through the hearts of the people and made for a good singing voice. Shrek then decided to go all out with this:

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see

So what's wrong with taking the back streets?

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play

Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder

You're bundled up now, wait till you get older

But the meteor men beg to differ

Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin

The water's getting warm so you might as well swim

My world's on fire, how about yours?

That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play

Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid

All that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play

Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?

I need to get myself away from this place

I said yep what a concept

I could use a little fuel myself

And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see

So what's wrong with taking the back streets?

You'll never know if you don't go (go!)

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play

Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

Shrek finished up his singing routine with heavy breaths to dead silence. The long pause lasted for 5 seconds before All but one person in the theater began to Yell and GIve the biggest standing ovation of all time and shrek got the award for best singer in the world. The two people were cheering the loudest were of course Gene the emoji and The boss baby who were looking very fiiiiine.

Shrek went home that day and was tired to the bone after destroying Morgz Mum in singing. His eyes grew heavy and he fell asleep on his couch. As he went towards the dream world he thought it was the greatest day of school.