Title:Oh My God
Rating T: Language
Disclaimer:I do not own Charmed or any of its characters. I do however own Spike.
Summary: Chris revelation fic. Takes place around the time of Witch Stock.
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Previously, on Charmed:
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"Quit yelling at me! You are not my father!" Spike shouted back at him.
"No. I'm not. But I have taken care of you since you were fourteen!"
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Part Two: Oops!
Spike suddenly broke down, falling into his arms, tears streaming down her face.
Piper and Paige watched them in amazement and Chris wrapped his arms around the girl and began trying to comfort her.
"Now," Chris said, once they had both calmed down, "Since when do you shimmer?"
"Since Wy put a ban on orbing. Anyone caught orbing was executed on the spot. I guess I just got used to shimmering."
"This is great, really," Piper said, "Now what the hell is going on? And who are you?"
"Just a minute," Spike said, holding a finger up. "How much do they know?" she asked Chris.
"Just that I came back to save Wyatt from evil. Nothing else."
"Idiot. How could you not tell them who you are? Was your mother this stupid? Or did you get it from Daddy dearest?"
"Here's an idea. Shut up," Chris said, obviously annoyed.
"Anyone gonna answer our questions?" Piper asked.
"My name is Sarah Patience. Spike. I'm a friend of Chris' from the future."
"Next question. What the hell is up with that picture? We knew you in the future?" Paige asked.
"Yes, we were friends of Wyatt and yours and Phoebes kids," Chris said, careful to avoid anything to revealing.
"Ok. Who are the rest of these people?" Piper asked indicating to the picture.
Aside from the charmed ones, and family, Chris, Darryl's family, Spike and Bianca, there was two men no one recognized, three girls and a boy around Chris age, a blonde girl about ten years younger than the charmed ones, and a redhead about the same age.
Chris sighed. "You know what. I'll tell you. I'll use some memory dust if it comes to it. Those two and him," Chris pointed to two of the teenage girls and the boy, "are Phoebe's kids. She," points to the remaining girl, and said to Paige, "is your daughter. They," he points to the two men, "Are yours and Phoebes husbands, and they, are friends of the family, you'll meet them in a few years," he said, pointing to the last two girls.
"Oh, you'll tell them that, but you won't tell them Wyatt is the future source of all e...vil. Oops," Spike said before Chris could stop her.
"WHAT!" Piper exclaimed.
"Just a minute, Phoebe is calling," Chris said
"From Hong Kong?" Paige asked, seeing as Piper was making angry fish faces.
"No. New York," Chris said sarcastically, orbing out.
Seconds later he appeared with Phoebe.
"What's going on? Who is she? Why is Piper upset?"
"Is there a reason you wanted to come here, or did I just waste a trip to China?"
Phoebe stuck her tongue out at him. "I wanted to see my family. And I could feel Pipers frustration from Hong Kong."
"Oh. That would be her fault," Chris pointed to Spike.
"Who she?" Phoebe asked as Piper regained the ability to speak.
"That's Spike. She a friend of Chris' from the fu-" but Paige's answer was drowned out by Piper screaming.
"WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE MEAN; WYATT IS THE FUTURE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL? WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"
"What's she talking about?" Phoebe asked Paige.
"Oh, Spike here just dropped this little bombshell on us the Wyatt grows up to be the source."
"That's probably why I felt her anger."
Paige nodded.
"This is your fault, I blame you," Chris said to Spike as Piper tried to attack him.
"Hey, at least I didn't say anything about you being-" Spike was cut of as Chris TKed a pillow at her.
"What does she mean, Source of all evil? She's lying right?" Piper said menacingly.
"No. Alright. I didn't want to tell you because I didn't want to worry you. I came back to save Wyatt from turning evil, okay?" Chris shouted at her. "I came back to save him from torturing the world."
"Are we sure we can trust the? I mean, do you think they're tell the truth?" Phoebe asked her younger sister.
"I think so," Paige said, holding up the picture. "We seemed to then."
"Oh, my god."
"Yeah."
"PIPER!" Chris exclaimed as she backed him into a wall. He orbed behind her before saying. "Calm down. This is exactly why I didn't tell you. I grew up with you; I know how you react to things like this. I know how you reacted when you found out."
Piper started to calm down. She fell onto the couch and stared at nothing silently. After a minute or so she spoke, "But how? Were we bad parents?"
"NO!" both Chris and Spike exclaimed.
The Chris added, "No. You were great parents. It's something that happened to him before her turned two. That's why I came back. To find out what demon turned him. Then I'm going to stop it from happening."
"We," Phoebe said.
Chris looked at her in confusion. "We are going to stop it."
Paige and Piper nodded in agreement.
"And no more secrets," Piper added.
"Oh. In that case," Spike said, "Maybe no would be a good time to tell them that you're-"
Chris flung the pillow at her again. "You're worse than your aunt you know?"
"Hey, she's your aunt too. And I though we didn't speak ill of the dead."
"She's not dead yet," Chris retorted in a duhtone.
"Wait," Piper said, "You guys are related?"
"Our moms were sisters," Chris said.
"Yes, our moms were-"
"Shut...up...NOW!" Chris said pausing between words.
"You have to tell them eventually," Spike pointed out.
"No I don't."
"Tell us what?" Phoebe asked.
"Something I can't tell you for a few months," Chris said. "So, who wants to go demon hunting?"
The sisters groaned.
"Hey, your the ones who wanted to help save Wyatt," Spike pointed out, "Remember."
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