Okay... whatever... I had way too many cappichinos, so says Writer432...

...

When everyone get's to mine and Percy's apartment, he finally wakes up.

"Wha-?" He wakes up when he hears the commotion.

"We're all going to Mantauk. In our cabin."

"We're?"

"Oh... Thalia, James, Tiny Human, Piper, Jason, and Valdez and Indie are here. No biggie..."

"Yeah," he starts sarcastically. "Wait, who's tiny human?"

"You'll find out." I laugh a sashay out the door, with him highly intrigued.

...

I'm arguing with Piper about which is better. When Travis was Tarzan, trying to get me and Percy to kiss, or when the Stolls called Frank a Chinese-Canadian baby man by as a horse.

"Well, it was hilarious!" Piper states, "I mean, you should have seen him. He was swinging on a vine above the lake, trying to pound his chest at the same time. Then he slipped and fell into the lake." Piper snorts. I have to admit, she makes a very convincing case, though it might just be her pretty voice.

"Fine-" I'm cut off by strong arms and Piper's squeal.

Percy whispers in my ear, "Isn't that my shirt?" I look down and realize it is. Piper heard us and I put my hands up saying, "We didn't do anything! I swear." I say solemnly and make an X over my heart.

"Okay..." she giggles, obviously not believing us. Oh well, not my problem.

...

On the trip there, we're listening to the radio. We take turns singing by calling songs. They're doing re-runs of old songs on 104.3 and BFB by Victorious comes on, Piper squeals and calls, "MINE!" She takes a deep breath and starts.

I call you up
When I know
He's at home

I jump out
Of my skin
When he picks
Up the phone

Why can't I tell
If he's looking at me?
Should I give him a smile?
Should I get up and leave?

I know it's strange
I don't know what I'm thinking
But is it wrong
If I see him this weekend?

I really hope
I can get him alone
I just don't, don't want her to know

[Chorus:]
Yeah
My best friend's brother
Is the one for me
Yeah
A punk rock drummer
And he's 6 foot 3
I don't want to
But I want to
'Cause I just can't get him out of my mind!
Yeah
My best friend's brother
Is the one for me
BFB [x2]
My best friend's brother [x2]

I kinda think
That I might
Be his type
'Cause when you're not around,
He's not acting too shy

Sometimes I feel
Like he might
Make a move
Is this all in my head?
I don't know what to do

I know it's strange
I don't know what he's thinking
But is it wrong
If I see him this weekend?

I really hope
I can get him alone
I just don't, don't want her to know

[Chorus]

'Cause he's such a dream
Yeah
And you know
What I mean
If you weren't
related

[Chorus]

BFB, BFB
My best friend's brother [x2]

"Nice Pipes," I say, applauding.

"Thanks, but it's your turn." she says and slides a CD in the radio.

My heart catches in my throat. And I start singing (A/N: I made this song. YAY ME!)

What happened to me?

I have no clue

All I can think about

All day, all night is you

Can't get you outta my mind...

I'm losin it!

Don't know where to hide

I'm giving in

Can't think straight

I'll try to quit

But I can't

For some reason, it ends there. Percy leans over and kisses me. And as much as I like it, I push him away and, say "The road." And he obeys. Funny, 'cuz I'm wearing a shirt that says, OBEY.

...

Took a long time to write this... that's all I'm saying. I have the right to remain silent!

~yourdemigodishness