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Chapter 2 ~ Different Situations
Something is different in this world. Kakashi can just feel it. And he's going to find out what it is. Even if he has no leads as to what the difference is. It's not something major, or he definitely would've noticed it by now.
I wouldn't be so sure.
Shut up.
Damn his Logical Inner Self.
He figures he must have somehow traveled to a different dimension. So basically, it's Kamui's fault. (Though he still wonders how Kamui would work when he lost the Sharingan but oh well.) So technically it's Obitos fault.
Damn you Obito.
Meh. Enough thinking for now.
He decides to go train.
On his way to the third training ground, Kakashi is approached by the horror known as Maito Gai.
"OI KAKASHI!" his Logical Inner Self winces.
As Gai stops by his self-proclaimed Eternal Rival, Kakashi just walks past him.
"My Rival, Are You Headed Towards The Training Grounds?"
He wishes he could just kamui out of here, but he can't just give away the fact he has Mangekyou Sharingan.
"Gai." He calls out to the green blur running circles around him telling him to race him there so they can train together.
Sigh.
Gai hasn't changed at all.
"Go."
The race ends in a tie.
When Kakashi and Gai arrive at the training ground, he convinces his Eternal Rival to engage in his Youth and spar with him.
While he and Kakashi are blocking and dodging each other's attacks, Gai notices something. Something… different about Kakashi. His fighting stance and style is different.
Maybe his Rival is just extra Youthful on this particular day.
Their taijutsu sparring is brought to a stop when an ANBU approaches the two of them.
"Hatake Kakashi, Hokage-sama requests your presence" he says to Kakashi, before using a jutsu to make a dramatic exit.
Ha.
Kakashi can make cooler exits than that.
"I Shall See You Once Again While You Are Experiencing The Flames Of Youth, My Eternal Rival" Gai says before running off. (On his hands, of course.)
Like he said before, he can totally make a cooler exit than that. But he doesn't risk the chance of using his Mangekyou Sharingan. (Yet, anyways.) So he uses the same jutsu the ANBU did and arrives at the Hokage's office.
"Ah, Kakashi, you're here" Minato says to him when he sees Kakashi. "I'm assigning you to a mission in Iwagakure."
Kakashi nods slightly and Minato moves on.
"Your mission is to bring back an A rank scroll that has been stolen from Konoha as of yesterday. The expected length is about a week."
"Hai, Sen- Hokage-sama" Kakashi replies before making his way to the exit.
Kakashi jumps out of the window as an exit.
Minato smiles. How predictable.
Kakashi uses a henge when he is near Iwa. He now looks like a young teenager it brown hair and eyes, with regular Iwagakure civilian clothes. Everyone around him is completely unsuspecting.
"Nii-san?" a childish voice asks. "Can you help me find my lost doggy? his name is Biscuit." The girl is about eight years old. He then realizes that she was talking to him.
"Uhh…" is his reply.
Your genius is showing. Very much. It's really obvious how you are an ANBU.
He pointedly ignores his Logical Inner Self.
How does he deal with children at this age again? Oh no. The girl is crying now. He feels bad. Not for the crying girl. He feels bad for himself for not feeling any sympathy for the young girl. (He's selfish, he knows.) But he can still try.
"What does this doggy of yours look like?" Now she's distracted by the sudden question as she looks down in thought. Kakashi quickly makes a shadow clone to deal with the girl as he runs off to complete his mission. No one notices what he did. The girl responds to the clone, but he can't hear what she said, he's too far away now. He releases the henge on his real self as he makes his way to the building which is holding the Super Important Top Secret Scroll.
He has the scroll. He has already killed the six Iwa jounin protecting it. Reinforcements are coming though, so he's escaping now. He already covered his tracks up, so he won't be tracked down by any of the enemy nin.
His clone was dispelled. The girl wasn't even looking for a real dog. It was a stuffed animal. And it didn't even look like a real dog. It was more like a poorly designed llama.
Sigh. Children. He'll never understand them. (Mainly because he was never really was one)
He finished the mission in four days. He decides to secretly test out his Mangekyou Sharingan, because whatcouldpossiblygowrong.
Once he's in an area where no one is around, he stares at a rock.
"Mangekyou Sharingan" he quietly says as he keeps staring at the rock. He feels the Sharingan shift from three tomoe to a flower like pattern.
"Kamui" he focuses on the rock intently, but nothing happens.
He holds the rock in the air and does it again. His eye is now bleeding. He's focusing extremely hard on the rock but of course the stubborn thing won't just get inside of his goddamn eye. It isn't even a big rock. It's only a bit smaller than his fist. But Kakashi doesn't really feel like raging at a rock. (He's pretty sure he's insane enough as it is.) So he just decides to leave and head for Konoha. (After wiping the blood out of his eye, of course.)
"Mission completed, Sensei" Kakashi tells him as he hands in his mission report. Minato doesn't comment on his student's slip up. Mainly because Kakashi didn't even notice he did it.
"As expected of you, Kakashi. Good work. I'm giving you a three-day break starting tomorrow, alright?" He says to him. "You are dismissed."
Kakashi jumps out of the window and heads towards his apartment. Minato sighs. Now he has to go back to paperwork. How exciting.
As Kakashi is making his way to his apartment, he wonders what he's going to do on his three-day break.
Probably train. Yeah.
Training sounds good. He heads to the training grounds. (He doesn't see Gai anywhere, so he takes that as a good sign.)
After practicing many of his jutsu, he can proudly say that he can use all of them.
Now, though.
Kakashi is bored. He's been training all day.
So, naturally, he thinks of the next best thing to do.
The next day, he leaves to go find (steal) Tenzo, his little kohai.
Of course, all of the guards weren't a problem, they were quickly dealt with. The traps were too.
The traps were bad, in Kakashi's opinion. So after he placed a rather distressed Tenzo on his back, he blows the place up with an advanced Katon jutsu.
He always used to hate the look of this place. When it's burning, though, it actually looks pretty cool.
Anyways, Kakashi doesn't think normal people make friends by kidnapping them and trapping them in his apartment, so he puts his little (to be) kohai down.
His little kohai is… really distressed actually.
"LET-! WHO ARE YOU! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?" Well, that's all Kakashi got out of it, anyway.
"Maa, I'm your new BFF Tenzo" is his reply because he's 94% Asshole.
"MY NAME IS KINOE!"