Okay! yay, I'm writing again. Dorry my updates take a little long sometimes. Usually they don't. Oh well, enjoy the story!
Disclaimer- No, I sadly do not own FMA, but I do own this story so HA!
Chapter 2- Who are YOU?
There was a buzzing all around a room, and it sounded off the walls. Three girls irritatedly opened their eyes and looked around. "Morning Ashley" Maria said, wiping her eyes. Ashley nodded. "Morning Ari" They both said. Ari grunted and turned over to go back to sleep. "Ashley, scoot over! Why are you so close!" Ari whined. "Um, Ari, I'm on the other side of the room with Maria" She said. "Then...Who is this?" Ari actually opened her eyes and looked over. There were two people sleeping on her side. Ariona squealed and jumped up and ran over to Maria and Ashley.
"What's wrong?!" Maria and Ashley both said at once. They were busy getting their clothes out of their bags and not really paying attention. "And why are you awake? This is a first. Maybe you'll stop being an hour late to school from now on" Ashley joked. Ari looked at the other two girls with a panic stricken face. "Ashley, Maria, there are guys in my room, on my floor, wearing boxers!" Her eye started twitching a little and she looked like she was about to go running out the door with her arms on fire.
"What do you mean?," Ashley said walking over. "Don't you think it's-" She stopped dead in her tracks as one of the guys turned over in his sleep and scratched his head. "Is that...? Am I insanse!" Ashley collaspsed to the floor. "Oh come on you two, don't think I'm going to fall for your morning drama jokes" Maria walked over and began prodding one of them with her foot. "What is this? A bunch of pillows? It's really convincing, I must say, go to all the trouble for nothing though" Maria began jabbering that it was so conivincing, but she wasn't fooled, and how superior she was, and BLAH BLAH BLAH. Ari twitched and coughed. "That- that's a real..." She choked on her words.
Maria laughed. "What're the pillows gonna do? Get up and start walking?" She scoffed. Suddenly, the blonde haired 'so- called- pillow' got up and then his eyes widened, along with Maria's. The darker haired one then got up and grunted as he walked to go get coffee in the kitchen. The blonde one, however, did something different.
"Who, who the hell are you?!" He said. Ari ran up to him. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM? You...You ugly disgusting...! You perverts!" Ari yelled. Ashley looked at Ari in amazement. Ari had never raised her voice before. It was new. "Now hold up Ari! You're getting a little too worked up! Just leave the perverts alone" Ashley said. It was quite obvious the dark haired one was not very quick with reactions because, well, after he had his second cup of coffee, then did he realize the ordeal. "Hey, Brother! Where the hell are we? Did we get drunk and end up in someone's house again? HOLY CRAP! ED, LETS HOPE WE DIDN'T MARRY THE SISTERS AGAIN!" Al began searching his hands for signs of a wedding ring, or any 'love' type stuff.
"Uhh, Al, I think these girls kidnapped us!" Ed shrieked. Ari rolled her eyes. Maria scoffed. Ashley sat there in confusion. "We kidnapped you?! How are we sure you didn't like, drug us and like, take us to your house! I mean, where are we! None of my surroundings are familiar!" Ari shrieked. Ashley spoke up. "Uhh, Ari, that's impossible, we're in your room. See? See that? Huh? Do ya' ?" Ari stopped running around like an idiot and confronted Ed.
"Okay, how'd you get here! Who the heck are you?!" She screamed. Thank the lord her mother wasn't home, and honestly didn't care if she was with fifty boys. She wasn't like that though, but thank goodness! The blonde looked at her.
"Edward Elric" He stated.
There. I made it a teeny bit longer. Right now I'm listening to spiderwebs by no doubt. Oh, and Ed and Al nver did any 'bad' things, they just got drunk once and woke up married. They never saw to who, but they had the rings and paperwork. Neither were kissed or anything, and if you thought that, you need help! Love ya'll, thanks Maria and Agent0000. I love you all! I do!!!!!!! Oh, and sorry about my spelling, I don't have spell check, and I'm lazy. REVIEW OR I"LL POKE YOU WITH A POINTY TOOTHPICK!