A/N: Okay, so... xD So... uh... -shrug- We got nothing to say. That's a first.

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Google: How Troublesome

by Full Metal Cows

Chapter 2

How deep, how sane, how horrible that is.

"OMG?!!" shouted a narutard, "R U A UCHIHA?"

Sasuke and Gaara, the emo kids that no one has come to love, stared back as two narutards stared back at them, only louder. "So what if I am?" Sasuke replied emo-ly.

"OMG!!OMG!!" the other narutard shouted, following her 'sister' in the approach. "OMG! UR SO KEWT! U WANT TO PASS A MSG FUR US?"

"...Perhaps," Sasuke pondered.

"CAN U TELL ITACHI THAT WE LUV HIM?"

After that, came a comment on revenge, a sweat drop, a stutter and some bruises. And then a gigglish "HI!"

"Oh my god," Sasuke murmured, covering his eyes with his hands. "Itachi."

"Ar-re you-u sober?"

"SHHH!!!" Itachi shouted, "I'm trying to act like I'm not blind!!" He suddenly bumped into a tree. "OOPS!"

"Weht... ur blind?" the narutards whispered, their faces bruised beyond help.

"AS BLIND AS A DOORKNOB!" Itachi shouted, giggling.

"OMG!! GREWP MTING!!" the other narutard screamed, pulling the other one off to the side, while the others simply stared. After a few minutes of arguing about loyalty and how weird it was to love a blind guy, the narutards came to a decision.

"On behalf of the Uchiha Fangirls Society, I, Narutard Number 9804594 would like to announce that we will no longer ogle a blind man. Instead, we will now worship, ogle and annoy Sasuke Uchiha, the blind man's younger brother."

"MAMA MIA" Sasuke said very un-emoly and very much like all the other Uchiha's had before Itachi got a cold and huffed and puffed and wiped them all out. Poor Italian bastards. It's shaped like a boot you know!

--

"I LOVE LIFE!" Maes shouted happily, running through the field nude, "I LOVE TAKING IT!!" In his hands he held a shot gun, which he continually shot at the wheat heads.

Suddenly, he stopped. "This isn't challenging enough," he murmured to himself, "I'LL SHOOT SUNFLOWERS NOW!"

Get it? Because Sunflowers are sunny.. like the sun.. which is bright... and nice.. and A SIGN OF LIFE. And Maes was no longer insane, no, not after the Homonculi had gotten a hold of him.

--

"I think Maes has gone insane," Roy said, as he looked through the telescope at the crazy man, and ate Doritos.

"I think he always was," Ed mumbled, "he just suppressed it."

"Well," Roy said, offended, "at least he isn't a Gaylord."

Suddenly, like everything else, a group burst into the room. "This is Gay Rights. SEE YOU IN COURT BITCH!" Haku, who was plainly the leader shouted, while holding the hand of his lover, Zabuza.

"Who's your client?" Roy laughed, "Ed?"

"NO! We're the client, breeder," Haku spit.

"Ah shut up you queer little bastard!" Roy through the insult back.

"Go screw your girlfriend and make some more breeders!"

"Come on, Haku.. let's go," Zabuza whispered into Haku's ear, clinging like a lost puppy to his arm, "you're scaring me!"

"Yeah! Go on and go, you unmanly men!" Armstrong shouted, flexing for all to see as he crowded his muscle into the room.

"Okay!" Haku shouted, his smile widening, "AND DON'T FORGET TO HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY MY FRIENDS!!!"

Once again, suddenly, Maes barged into the room, "I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET SAYING THAT!" He chased the gay men out of the room to the outside.

Roy sighed, "Men."

"Who needs them," Ed agreed.

"You do, obviously," Roy said, a smirk on his face. "You gay turd."

"Watch your mouth!" Winry shouted, barging in, and hitting him on the head with her wrench.

"Ooowwwiiieeeeee!!" Roy screamed, crying like a baby.

MEANWHILE…..

"ELMO LOVES YOU!"

"NOOOOOOO!"

"YESSSSSSSS!"

"Why would I lie to you? I CAN'T HELP IT IF YOU'RE BALD."

BACK TO THE MOVIE...

"COME BACK EDWARD-SAMA" Envy screamed, as the authors just skipped a bunch of scenes and now this makes no sense, WITH A POINT-ED STICK.

"DARN YOU BILL CLINTON, DARN YOU TO UTAH!" Ed cursed.

"HEY, HE DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!" The interpretation for the now mute Bill Clinton retorted.

"I'm not a woman," Envy quivered. "I'M A MAN!"

--

"Oh. My. God." a voice whispered into the darkness. "I HAVE TO PUT THIS ON MY..."

Dun.

Dun.

Freaking Dun.

"MYSPACE!"

--

Winry sighed as Naruto danced around her singing that one song from Rent that goes,

Without you, the ground thaws, the rain falls, the grass grows.
Without you, the seeds root, the flowers bloom,
The children play. The stars gleam, the poets dream, the eagles fly, without you.
The earth turns, the sun burns, but I die, without you.
Without you, the breeze warms, the girl smiles, the cloud moves.
Without you, the tides change, the boys run, the oceans crash.
The crowds roar, the days soar, the babies cry, without you.
The moon glows, the river flows, but I die, without you.

"Oh God, Please help me!" Winry screeched, whilst pulling out her hair. Then the clouds parted and the sun shined just so and a heavenly voice rained down.

"No," It said simply.

"Can't get you one night stand to stay a one night stand?" Pinako asked.

"Yes! What should I do?"

"Stop cooking with cheese."

"Oh, but what will become of Ed? HOW WILL HE GET HIS CALCIUM? GOD HELP US IF…" Winry was cut off by a,

"I ALREADY FREAKING SAID NO!"

"LA DE FREAKING DUH," Winry said shaking her ever present wrench at the sky.

"Don't Sass me!"

"And Why Not?"

"I'll discommunicate your sorry ass, and I'll give you….."

"Yes?"

"SCURVY!"

"OH MY GOD, I HATE POODLES!"

"I don't think you have a god you stupid little girl."

Ed then burst through the window followed by Al, who of course, being the voice of reason, used the door.

"GIVE ME BACK MY ARM AND LEG, MR.WHITETHING!"

"Nii-San!"

"Oh yeah, AND GIVE BACK AL'S BODY!"

"Opps, Gotta go!" As the light recoiled back into the clouds.

"Aw..," Said Roy who just walked out of the emo corner where he was shining a flash light at the emo kids that thought they where vampires but were really just gender confused, "I never got to use my Truth-Be-Gone spray."

"Wow, they make that kind of stuff?" Ed asked, patting his once emo companions on the shoulder as they cried, as if their razor blades had been stolen. "There, there, don't cry or you'll make-up will smear."

"No," Came a distant reply from Riza followed by gun shots, who used the conventional way of getting in the room. Through the garage, which was, YOU GUESSED IT; filled with wires, "He just got Greed to spit into a spray bottle."

And now, THE AUTHORS REGRETFULLY PRESENT TO YOU, A SONG BY VIC MIGWHATSHISFEATHER!

OH BROTHER DEAR
I HOLD YOU NEAR!
YOUR FACE IS QUEER!
MY LIFE REVOLVES AROUND DEER,
THAT ALSO HOLD ME NEAR,
OH BROTHER DEAR!
TO NEAR TO BE QUEER.
THE FANGIRLS FEAR THAT I'M AM REAL
AND OH SO NEAR!

I'LL WATCH THIS RENT!
OH HOW THEY LEMENT!
THAT CHICK IS HOT.
THAT DUDE IS NOT.
WHY CAN'T SHE BE MINE!
OH WAIT THAT IS A MAN!
NEVERMIND IND IND IND!

WELL WAIT, I DON'T CARE!

OH BROTHER DEAR
SO NEAR!
SO QUEER!
SO DEAR!
MY FEAR!

THE SYSTEM IS SO WRONG!
I LOVE THIS DAMNED SONG!
I'M SO HAWT.
I KID YOU NOT.

"GET OFF THE STAGE!" Edward yelled, while chucking a flaming shoe covered in god knows what. He had recently finished with it.

"THAT'S A WRAP!" Some Guy from Funimation proclaimed.

"THERE IS A GOD!" Yelled several anti-dub peoples from somewhere in the world.