The Nightmare Before Feb. 28
By: NefertariNami
Kidnap Mr. Oda-chan?
Tune to: Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws?
Kidnap Mr. Oda-chan?
I wanna do it!
Let's draw straws!
Al said we should work together,
Three of a kind,
Birds of a feather,
Now and forever!
Wheee!!!!!!
La la la la la la la
Kidnap the Oda-chan!
Lock him up real tight!
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights!
First we're going to set some bait inside a nasty trap and wait.
When he comes a-siffin' we will snap the trap and close the gate!
Wait, I've got a better plan!
To catch this big great Oda-chan!
Let's pop him in a boiling lake!
And when he's done, let's make a cake!
Kidnap the Oda-chan!
Throw him in a box!
Bury him for 90 years!
Then see if he talks!
Then our Mr. Al Kahn Man.
Can take the whole thing over then!
He'll be so pleased,
I do declare!
That he will cook him rare!
Wheeee!
I say we take a cannon,
Aim it at his door,
And when he answers,
Oda-chan will be no more!
You're so stupid,
Think now!
If we blow him up,
Into smithereens,
That isn't the 4kids way!
And Al will beat us black and green!
Kidnap the Oda-chan!
Tie him in a bag,
Throw him in the ocean then,
See if he is glad!
Because Mr. Al Kahn,
Is the meanest guy around!
If I were on his dubbing list,
I'd get out of town!
He'll be so pleased with our success!
That he'll reward us too,
I bet!
Perhaps he'll make that special stew,
The dubbings of the One Piece crew!
Mmmm...
We're his little henchmen and we take our job with pride!
We do our best to please him,
And stay on his good side!
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb!
I'm not the dumb one!
You're no fun!
Shut up!
Make me!
I've got something,
Listen up!
This one's real good,
You'll see!
We'll send a message to his door,
Upon there'll be a thing to read!
Now, in his yard we'll wait and hide!
Until his curiosity,
Entices him to look inside,
And then we'll have him, 1, 2, 3!
Kidnap the Oda-chan!
Beat him with a stick!
Lock him up for 90 years,
See what makes him tick!
Kisnap the Oda-chan!
Chop him into bits!
Mr. Al Kahn is sure to get his kicks!
Kidnap the Oda-chan!
See what we will see!
Lock him in a cage and then,
Throw away the key!
A/N: I bet 3 of Al Kahn's workers sing this... Scary...