S.E.N. LOG

SUBJECT: AGENT MOTHMAN, CONTINUED

SENDER: ANONYMOUS, AGENT UNIDENTIFIED

The following is the log I transcribed from the audio recording. The doctor's dialogue is abbreviated as 'DL', and Agent Mothman's as 'AM':

DL: Well, let's say hello.

DL: Good morning, I'm Dr. Lawson.

DL: How are you today?

DL: ... How ARE you today?

DL: Look, son. You're in a safe place.

DL: We want to help in whatever way we can, but you need to talk to us.

DL: We can't help you otherwise.

DL: What's happened?

AM: ... Alright, then.

AM: Picture this, if you will.

AM: 10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" post, just outside of Area 51,

AM: Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing, when just then, a flaming stealth banana split the sky,

AM: Like one would hope, but never really expect to see in a place like this,

AM: Cutting right-angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my boots, and me yelping, "Holy fucking shit."

AM: Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips,

AM: And breath that reeked of vanilla Nag Champa, did a slo-mo Matrix descent out of the butt-end of the banana vessel,

AM: And it hovered above me and my gaping jaw, and all I could think was-

DL: Slow down, son, you're talking so fast I can't understand a word you're saying.

AM: I... I, uh...

DL: Start over, from the beginning.

AM: Forget it. You're not gonna believe a word I say.

DL: The only way I can help you out here is if you tell me what happened and how you got here.

AM: Okay...

DL: Son?

AM: Th-This morning...

AM: Hey, did someone bring me here? How did I get here?

DL: I don't-

AM: I'm not telling you anything until you tell me what's going on! How did I get here!?

DL: Calm down. We're trying to help you.

DL: You said something about Area 51, right? What were you doing out there?

AM: I... I can't understand you...

AM: You sound like... fucking... Charlie Brown's parents...

(I was unable to transcribe the next four minutes of audio due to static interference.)

AM: Fuck... I feel like I can't breathe, please don't leave me alone in here...

AM: You believe me... don't you?

AM: Please, please believe me.

AM: This wasn't all in my head.

(At this point, I heard the nurse approaching from around the corner and had to hide my recording device. The rest of the captured audio is muffled and inaudible.)

It's unknown to me whether Agent Mothman has been released from the hospital. All agents, please stand by until further notice. I'll disclose more information once it's available to me.