Yo Yo Yo what's up you guys? Sorry it's been awhile, I had semester test all week but guess what?! I'M OUT FOR SUMMER BREAK NOW, XD FUCK YES BRO! Now that I'm out of that hell hole, I shall update a little faster than I have been but, enough chit chat, onward with the story! ENJOY!
Naruto and Kiba walk out onto stage, the crowd clapping and cheering, "Hey Kiba, remember when we were in school and giving out gum was like a drug deal?" Naruto asked Kiba, Kiba laughs "Yeah bro, every time I gave someone a piece I would be like 'You didn't get it from me, remember that.'"
"Yeah and if anybody knew you had gum, boom, you were instantly the most popular person in the room, kids who never talked to you would be all like 'aye, can I have a piece?'" Naruto says, "But, I'm not gonna lie I used to make a killing selling gum at school."
"Oh yeah I remember that, yeah you used to sell a piece of gum for 2 dollars, that was highway robbery bro, and, I know! I would always give them the shitty piece of gum, the one that fell on the floor and it was like half open." Kiba says, "Well had to pay the bills somehow and, psh, fuck that I used to wipe my boogers on it when they weren't looking." Naruto says, "Like, sure you can have some gum, it's a new flavor."
"Bro, that's disgusting! And I used to ask you for gum almost every day! Eww, that's why it tasted weird." Kiba says making a disgusted face. "Well, you still ate it didn't you?" Naruto says shrugging.
"Ugh, I think I'm gonna be sick." Kiba says his face turning a greenish color, "Yeah, yeah that was 8 years ago, just introduce the newest clip." Naruto says.
"So here's the newest clip of our show, gum training kids for drug deals since 1884." Kiba says.
"How do you know it was since 1884?" Naruto asked him. "This is gonna seem really ironic but, I saw it on the back of a gum wrapper." Kiba says to him.
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The bell rings, kids start flooding the hallways trying to go to their next class, in a corner you cloud see Naruto talking to a couple of people, "I got Mint flavored, Strawberry flavored, and Watermelon flavored."
"Um, can I have the um," Choji says thinking really hard about his decision. "Come on buddy boy ain't got all day." Naruto says, "I'll take the watermelon."
"That'll be 2 bucks." Naruto says holding out his hand and handing him the gum, "But, I only have 3." He says, "Hehe, oh well I take that and remember you didn't hear nothing, see nothing, and you sure as hell didn't get it from me." Naruto says taking the money from him and walking off.
"Hey wanna buy some gum babe? 2 dollars on the dollar I'm having a special today, buy one get one half off." Naruto says to Sakura. "Na, I'll get some from Sasuke, he sell his gum for 50 cents." She says as she walks off. "So Uchiha wants to try and steal my job eh?" Naruto says as he walks down the hall towards his class.
When the bell rings for recess, everyone heads to the playground, "Hm, where are all my costumers at they should be here by now." Naruto says to himself, but when he looks up he see the problem a few feet away from him, all his costumers were hurdled of by the monkey bars around Sasuke.
"Hey! What do you think this is? Stealing all my costumers away from me?" Naruto says walking up to Sasuke. "Who said they were your costumers to begin with?" Sasuke says back to him.
"I STARTED THIS BUSSINESS FIRST, YOU CAN'T JUST COME IN ALL WILLY NILLY AND STEAL MY COSTUMERS!" Naruto yell at him.
Sasuke puts a hand in his face, "Ain't nobody got time for your yelling, now are you gonna buy something or not?" Naruto turns red, and storms away from him.
"I'll get my people back even if it kills me." Naruto says, "Hey Naruto- "Now, not the time bro, not the time." Naruto says cutting off Kiba. "Well, damn I just wanted to buy some gum."
-Next day-
"This'll make him stop stealing my people," Naruto says as he hides behind a locker while watching Sasuke open his, when he does a dead fish falls out of it, "YEAH BIZZNETCH! TAKE THAT!" Naruto yells as he jumps from behind the locker and points a finger a Sasuke, "…so this is what you call revenge…wow." Sasuke says as he walks away. "Btw, you can have you dumb gum selling business back, it all about that loud now."
"Psh what does he know, everybody loves gum." Naruto says as he walks away.
-2 days later-
"Man, fuck gum have you tried Sasuke's loud, bro I swear you'll be seeing rainbows and hot chicks and shit it's awesome you gotta try it." A random kid says in the hallway, "CURSE YOUSASUKE!" Naruto says as he falls to his knees.
A/N: And so you like? Sorry if it was sucky I was trying to write this while babysitting again…damn kids, but anywho's let me know how you liked or disliked it by leaving a review! XD THANKS FOR READING TIL NEXT TIME!