YAY! It's chapter two of Konoha High Randomness! Enjoy, whoever is kind enough to take the time to read my random babblings!

Sakura's Thoughts

Sakura's Inner

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Sakura ran out the door, friends in tow, and into the sunshine of the morning, that went right into her eyes blinding her for a second and making her trip on the steps, dragging the others with her into an uncomfortable heap on the ground.

Getting her bearings she looked down and saw Naruto under her, and found Sasuke's face five inches from hers. Feeling her face heat up she yelled at him to get off before he noticed her red cheeks with which he responded with his trademark "Hn."

Getting off of Naruto she dusted herself off while Naruto grumbled to himself on the ground "Geez Sakura-chan. Why are you so heavy?"

Feeling a vein pop on her unnaturally large forehead Sakura turned around and glared at the unassuming boy before hitting the dumb blond repeatedly over the head with her backpack "I AM NOT FAT! YOU'RE JUST A WIMP WHO CAN'T BENCH A CAREBARE WITH A POLE STUCK UP ITS ASS!

Fuming, she stomped away from the sad sight of Naruto bleeding to death on the ground from a gash on his head with Sasuke smirking and telling him he deserved it.

Following the sidewalk to the school, Sakura was suddenly tackled by something loud, blond, and overly squirrely. "Whoa, down dog. I know you're excited to see me, but you don't have to go and rape my leg."

Huffing Ino got off of her and helped her up. "I'm just trying to be optimistic for our first day of high school! We gotta make a good impression!" Ino was wearing the same thing as Sakura except the shirt was tighter and the skirt was shorter.

"Common let's hurry Sakura!"Ino whined

"Why are you so excited? It's just school not like we're gonna miss anything!"Sakura said exasperated.

"I know but I want to get their quick so we can get dibs on all the hotties!"

"Really, we haven't even seen what any of the guys are like and you already want to call dibs on them?" Sakura asked.

"Of course it's the only reason I can get up in the morning without being an emotional train wreck like you!"Ino laughed running ahead of her friend. Hurrying to catch up, they arrived at the school. Towards the entrance they saw a bunch of scary looking seniors standing around the front doors eyeing the two girls like fresh meat. Suppressing a shiver Sakura muttered to Ino "We should hurry up and get inside these guys are kinda CREEPY~" Nodding Ino followed her through the group of men when one of them randomly reached out and grabbed Sakura around the waist and pulled her towards him.

"Well looky what we got here." He chuckled. Looking her up and down. Looking up at her captor, Sakura's eyes widened in horror.

IT WAS SHAMOO!

"OH MY KAMI IT'S SHAMOO PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME LIKE SASUKE!" she cried right before kicking him where the sun don't shine.

Collapsing on the ground he grabbed his girls and swore some very crude words at her while the rest of his group of juvenile delinquents just burst out laughing at his obvious pain.

"Wow! You just got rejected!" A guy… or so Sakura thought… started laughing. Sobering up the she-man put his arms around Sakura's shoulders "You're ok bubblegum."

Sakura inwardly twitched. Bubblegum?

"My name's Deidara and the poor bastard you just emasculated is Kisame along with Pein, Konan, Tobi, Itachi, Kakuzu, and Hidan. What's your name, yeah?" He asked pointing to the fish boy, a dude with way too many piercings, a really pretty girl with a paper flower in her hair, a boy with a lollipop for a mask that kept asking everyone if he was a good boy, a guy who looked strangely like Sasuke but not as emo, a dude in the corner counting money, and someone with white hair that was looking at her like he wanted to disembowel her. But before she could tell them her name Ino came up and bitch slapped the transvestite holding her.

"Hey chick, what do you think you're doing to my friend? You bitch!" Turning around holding his now red cheek the blond death glared Ino "I AM A GUY! Just because I am more beautiful than you doesn't mean you can go bashing my manhood, yeah!"

Ino just sat there staring at him like he was crazy… which he probably was.

"Well I would love to stay and chat but… me and Ino here gotta go and… feed our pet iguana locked up in the janitor's closet… Yeah let's go with that. So we'll see you guys around." And with that they sprinted into the school and to the office where they got their schedules from the kind lady named Shizune and her pig, Tonton.

"Let's see I have homeroom with who do you have Sakura?" Ino asked ripping open her envelope.

"Oh, cool I have him for homeroom to!" Squealing the two girls hopped off to their homeroom and first hour.

Stopping right outside the door they breathed a breath of relief. "At least we made it here on time." Ino said opening the door to go inside, but before they could open it all the way a crabby irate red head ripped the door open and glared at both of them before strolling away. "Well, hello to you to." Sakura said before hesitantly opening the door, afraid some other juvenile delinquent would come barreling out.

"Oh just go in already." Ino huffed and pushed her in making her trip on the obviously invisible turtle on the ground thus making her fall face first onto the ground in front of all her new classmates. Looking up Sakura could see all eyes on her as she slowly got up and dusted herself off, while giving the class an awkward smile she flipped them off, daring them to say something. After a second they all turned around and resumed what they were doing which was making out, throwing paper airplanes, stuffing a kid in the trash, and lighting their textbooks on fire, you know the usual.

Seeing that there were two seats at the back near the window they bee-lined for them hoping not to get caught in the chaos of teenage life.

Sitting down in the seat closest to the window Sakura turned to see a fragile looking girl with midnight hair and pale eyes looking at her hesitantly before leaning over and asking "I-is it your f-first day here?"

Smiling at the girl she answered "Yeah me, my friend here, and some others are new. My name's Sakura and this blond bimbo is Ino. What's your name?"

"H-hinata Hu-Huuga."

"Well, it's nice to meet you Hinata-chan. By the way where's the teacher?" Sakura asked looking around the room in case he was hiding in a crevice watching them.

"Oh, is always late He should be here before the hours up though." She answered smiling gently.

"Wait isn't it like against teachers genetics to be late or something?" Sakura asked turning back to Hinata but found that she was reading a book with headphones in.

Huffing she turned around back to Ino when the bell rang and in came two of the delinquents that were out in front of the school. It was the lollipop boy, Tobi if she remembered right, and Dediara.

The whole class stopped whatever unholy thing they were doing and stared at them as they made their way to the two last seats in the back row conveniently right next to Sakura and Ino.

Oh goody Sakura though morbidly turning away towards Ino and hoping they wouldn't recognize her.

Like that's gonna work you're the only chick with pink hair on the continent. Inner Sakura drawled obviously bored of the drama-less summer Sakura had. If you could call dealing with Naruto and Ino, two of the dumbest blonds on the planet drama-less.

Funk off inner! Aren't you supposed to be off banging someone else's inner? Sakura complained.

Well I was but he was starting to get to clingy like I actually cared for him. Inner scoffed.

Coming back from her conversation with inner she found girly-boy just staring at her like he just asked a question.

Feeling her face heat up she looked at him sheepishly. "Could you repeat that? I wasn't listening."

Giving her a cocky grin he was about to reply when yet again their conversation was interrupted by the teacher finally arriving.

Looking up Sakura was faced with a tall man wearing a black mask covering his mouth, and a black headband covering his left eye where you could just see a grey scar sticking out from underneath.

"YOUR LATE!" The whole class screamed pointing at the teacher, while he just crinkled his eye sheepishly. "Well you see there was a giant spill of radiated fish eggs blocking off half the roads so I had to take another way here, but then there was this black cat an-!"

"LIAR!" Half the class screamed before he could finish with his nonsensical tale.

Sweat-dropping he turned to the class. "Well seeing we only have a couple minutes remaining your assignment is a one page essay on this question. If we evolved from monkeys and apes, why do monkeys and apes still exist?"

And with that the teacher sat at his desk and pulled out an orange colored book and began reading.

Sighing, Sakura leaned back I her chair. How in the hell was she supposed to know that?

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Well I really hope you enjoyed this chapter! There's not that much humor yet because they are still getting introduced and everything but I'll try to get more in as it goes! Review and you get to see a wet shirtless Gaara! ;D

-Jadedbabe