A/N: Hey! Sorry I haven't updated, but I've been feeling like crap lately, so it's been hard to keep up. Anyway, here's Chapter 2!

I do NOT own DBZ. It belongs to Akira Toriyama

The Party

Bulma looked over at her watch. It was 8:30 and no one had shown up yet. She began to wonder if Trunks had told everyone about the party or if he'd just run off somewhere all that time. Suddenly, Gohan and Goten showed up at her doorstep. She opened the door and let them in.

"Hey guys! Where's your Dad? Or, your Mom?" she asked.

"Mom's outside yelling at Dad because he tried to steal a slice of the Christmas pie." Gohan explained. Bulma wasn't surprised, for she knew that Goku had a huge appetite, and she knew Chi-chi had a short temper. That obviously doesn't mix well.

"I can't wait to try it! It's my first year that I'm gonna get to have it!" Goten cried excitedly.

When Bulma asked why, Gohan began to crack up laughing.

"B-Because, she, she makes him eat... this weird, healthy... jell-o stuff. It's pretty disgusting to be honest." he explained, laughing in between his words.

Goten glared at him.

"Well I'm big enough to have it this year." Goten said as he stuck his tongue out at Gohan. Suddenly, Goku walked in with his hair frazzled, and Chi-chi came in with a smirk on her face.

"Goku! What did she do to you?" Bulma asked, noticing the big lump on his head.

"I got hit in the head... with an oven." he said.

"How in the world was Chi-chi able to keep an oven with her?"

"She kept it in capsulized form." he explained, rubbing his head.

"It serves you right Kakarrot. The onna sure did do a number on you. Hm... a Saiyan outclassed by a mere Earthling onna... pathetic." he said.

"Vegeta stop it. At least he doesn't treat her like total crap." Bulma said.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Vegeta asked, his temper rising.

"It means-" Bulma began, but Goku interrupted her.

"Hey! Let's not find out what it means!" he said, splitting them up. Vegeta snorted as he walked out.

"Someone's acting like a Grinch!" Goten called behind him.

Suddenly, the doorbell rang, and Bulma ran to get it. She opened it to find Krillin, Marron, and Android 18.

"Hey guys! C'mon in!" she said. They accepted the invite. Krillin looked over to see Goku clutching his head.

"Let me guess: Chi-chi?" he asked. Goku chuckled and nodded.

"But, I'm used to it now." he then said.

"I think if she were my wife I would have been dead by now." Krillin said jokingly, earning a chuckle out of Goku.

Meanwhile, 18, Bulma, and Chi-chi were talking across the room.

"What's wrong with Vegeta? Why isn't he enjoying the party?" Chi-chi asked.

"He's a party pooper. He doesn't want to let loose or have any fun, he just wants to stay by himself and be a jerk. But, if he wants to I say let him. It's not like he's going to give up his obsession with beating Goku any time soon." Bulma said, sipping a bit of alcohol out of her cup.

"I agree with you. Let him be a loner I could care less." 18 said.

"Anyone want some?" Bulma asked as she pointed to her cup.

"No thanks. I don't drink." Chi-chi said. 18 nodded a no. Meanwhile, Goten, Trunks, and Marron were running around, already hyped up on sugar.

"GIVE IT BACK GOTEN!" Marron cried as Trunks and Goten ran around with her doll. Goten was about to continue running, but Gohan picked him up by his collar. Goten thought he was still running, so he continued to move his legs until he saw that everyone was staring, so he stopped.

"Give it back." he said firmly. Goten sighed in defeat as he handed it back. Gohan put him down. Trunks snickered. "Ooooooo Goten..." he said, and Goten gave him an "I don't care" look. Bulma looked at her watch.

"Okay kids, you need to go upstairs." Bulma told them.

"What? Why?" they asked simultaneously.

"Because it's adult time." she said.

"Adult time? This is a Christmas party, not an adult party. Besides, I'm just as adult as the next guy." Trunks said.

"Trunks, you've got a way to go. It's only for a few minutes." she said.

"Then why does Dad get to stay?" Goten asked.

"Hey! I'm just as adult as the next guy!" Goku said.

"That's my line!" Trunks cried from the staircase.

"Goku gets to stay because he's an adult. You are not." Chi-chi said.

"Fine. Let's go guys." Marron said as the three of them made their way upstairs.

A/N: For anyone wondering, this is intended to be funny and cute. And, as you can probably tell, my sense of humor is terrible. And I apologize for that. Next chapter will be up soon!

~dbzforever21