Insanity Speaks:
HI! squeek Holy Gwac! This story is flippin awesome Sarcasm! But now a twist of insanity will fill it up! shifty eyes Okies time to begin!
And now Insanity will take a nap...
NOT!
from before...
Even though they had known, this made everything more final. Harry summoned up the trio's situation with one heart-felt word...
"Shoot."
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Sirius shook his shaggy black hair out of his bewildered eyes. "So this is what he looked like before..." Harry thought looking up at his now... young godfather. He had astonishing good looks; brown eyes so dark they looked black, shaggy ultra-cool black hair, and the tall muscular body really added to the effect. "So... you just are here... only you didn't know what year... but- wait...what?" He said shaking his head.
"I think what my friend is trying to say is; who the bloody heck are you?" James asked grinning with a glint in his eye. Speaking of eyes; he was a bit of eye candy too. Black hair with the look of being rubbed through, hazel eyes, and a bit shorter than Sirius but still muscular.
"Um..." Harry said looking at Hermione, who was looking at Ron, who was just wakeing up. "Hey Harry?" Ron said groggily, still half asleep. "Isn't that your Father?"
"WHAT!" The four marauders said with wide eyes.
"Uh, no see he, uh meant... um... FLOWER!"Hermione blurted. "Um...isn't that right Harry?" She elbowed him nervously in the ribs.
"OW! Oh I mean...RIGHT! Yep, uh Professor Sprout sent me to uh get this rare flower..." Harry said nevously.
"Professor Sprout?" Remus asked questionally. He had sandy blonde hair and gray-blue eyes. Not quite as stud muffiny as Sirius and James; he still was a cutie.
"He said Professor Sprout? He meant herbology teacher!" Hermione said squeekily.
"Oh..." said the small one; Peter. He was a pretty mousey boy; with light brown hair and big round blue eyes. More like an awwwwwwww cute than a boy-friend cute.
"What are ya talkin' 'bout guys?" Ron said, still groggy. "That Harry's d-"
He was cut short by two hands quickly blocking his mouth.
"Erm... he's still talking nonsence... uh we'll take him to the Hospital Wing..." And with that Harry and Hermione began dragging along a half confused, half asleep Ron with the marauders looking wonderingly at their retreating backs.
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"What are we going to do?" Hermione moaned after a looooong talk.
After Ron had apologized a billion times, Harry screaming it was ok, and Hermione rolling her eyes they had finally gotten to the important problem.
"Well that's simple." Ron said. "Harry, you just open up the box and off we go back home!"
Hermione sighed a sigh of relief, but was still a little wary. "I hope it's that simple."
Harry grinned and reached into his robes to get the box.
He felt the box and pulled out triumphantly...
Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans.
"Oops," he siad sheepishly. "Hold on..."
But there was nothing.
He paled.
"What-sa-matta?" Ron said not really paying attention.
"The box is gone." Harry said, full of panic.
Ron fell out of his chair. "WHAT!"
Hermione began wringging her hands in full-fledged terror.
"Oh no! I knew this would happen- if only Ron- but it's not just his fault of course- If only I had stopped- yes I'm the one to blame- OH MY GOSH!"
"Hermione calm down!" Ron said quickly grabbing her shoulders.
"But I think- we're stuck here!" Hermione wailed in his arms.
It took all of Harry's and Ron's self control to keep from rolling their eyes.
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Insanity screams:
So how'd you guys like it? Eh, Sarcasm is going to roll her eyes at me... USE YOUR SELF CONTROL! Please read and review 'cus that keeps us going!
An-an-an-and
Th-that's all f-folks!
(Of this chapter)
And now she is silent.
Yeah...right.