Hey all, Gears here, sorry im late but got a MAJOR headcold so I couldn't write ANYTHING. Yeah… not pretty. So here ya go!
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To say Naruto was angry would be an understatement.
Naruto was EXTREMELY pissed off at his aunt and uncle.
Not only had they forced him to leave his childhood environment of his old school, but he also had to go to a freaking GIRLS ONLY school.
I mean seriously what the HELL is up with that?
He grumbled continuously as his aunt drove him to school at 5:30. FIVE FREAKING THIRTHY! Who besides his crazy aunt wakes up that freakishly early.
HE was muttering to much to himself to notice that the car had stopped .
"OI NARUTO! GET YER ASS OUTTA THE CAR!" screamed Tsunade.
Naruto started violently and banged his head on the top of the car.
"CHILL BAA BAA!" yelled Naruto in an equally loud voice.
Tsunade looked ready to strangle the idiot blonde but managed to restrain herself (luckily for Naruto).
After Tsunade cooled herself off she said, "Just hurry up you moron! If your late to your FIRST DAY of school then your ass will be MINE."
She then proceeded to rip open Naruto's door, grab Naruto and hurl him out onto the parking lot.
"BAA BAA! I was getting out on my own! Jeez, you don't have to freaking throw me!" yelled Naruto from his position on the pavement. He proceeded to scamper up to his full height of 5'11. Throughout most of his years in elementary school, Naruto was teased often about his height, mostly because he was often even shorter then the girls in his class. Finally, after one mass teasing session in 6th grade, he vowed that he would grow TALLER!
The stretching board didn't work much to his dissatisfaction.
So he decided that becoming taller wouldn't be without sacrifices.
SO me made the ultimate choice.
He began to eat VEGETABLES! (cue horror music)
And drink MILK! (cue cries of fright)
And EXERCISE! (cue screams of utter terror)
But, much to his astonishment, it WORKED!
He spouted like a plant and grew 3 inches over the 6th-7th summer break
Sadly, him being 4'9 before made him only 5'2 in middle school.
The teasing continued needless to say.
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As Naruto walked up to the front of the school building, he noticed something. Infront of the school there was a large stone sign that said Godaime Academy for Girls.
His left eye began to twitch uncontrollably.
Tsunade lead him into the building, and straight up to the Office, where her office was and where all the secretaries where held.
As Tsunade was leading him he saw a couple of early bird secretaries already shuffling paper and tidying up. When he walked by many of them looked at him strangely, as if he was some kind of odd animal.
Naruto's eye began to twitch again.
Tsunade opened a locked door with a key from around her neck and proceeded to flop into the luxurious chair that sat behind a large oaken desk. Naruto, having never been inside his aunt's office, scanned the room. It was surprisingly Spartan, with only the desk and its chair, along with 4 small wooden seats. There was also a HUGE filing cabinet that had papers hanging out of it at every which angle. ON top of that Naruto saw the only picture in the room. One of him when he was 9, with Jiraiya and Tsunade smushing their faces against his cheeks. Naruto grinned thinking happy thoughts about his past, when Tsunade abruptly hit him over the head.
"OUCH! BAA SAN! You don't know how hard you hit!" Naruto yelled nursing his bruised head.
"too bad brat. Sides you were spacing out with some dopey grin on your face while I was telling you YOUR rules for this school." Tsunade said stonily, no trace of remorse in her eyes.
Naruto grumbled a bit more, but was silence by a glare. "Well what're your stinking rules for this school?" he said sullenly.
Tsunade glared again, "it dosnt stink you idiot. Anyways," she cleared her throat "the rules fore this school for you are quite simple. In fact there are only three." She said holding up 3 fingers for emphasis. "One: Don't skip class or I'll burn off your dick. Two: Do ALL of your work or I'll cut off your balls with a plastic spork. And Three: NO PEEKING AND/OR PERVING OR I WILL FEED YOU BALLS FIRST TO A RABID TIGER!" she finished her tirade with scream.
Obviously, Naruto agreed to the terms immediately.
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"Stupid baa baa and her stupid rules" Naruto grumbled, "I'm not a pervert like Jiraiya!"
Naruto trudged through the school with an aura of malice about him. Not that anyone except a couple of early teachers noticed.
After Naruto had gotten a class schedule from Tsunade, and running from it like a bat outta hell, he proceeded to wander from classroom to classroom to find out where he had to go. His scheduale, which was WAY different from Konohana Academy, was period 1,2,3,4 in one day then 5,6,7 and then study hall till the end of school. He had already found first to sixth and found the study hall on accident. He was now attempting to find his 7th.
He had been at it for 20 minutes.
He looked at his list again where it said, "7th Period: Anko Mitsirashi(SP?), Language Arts room 237"
Naruto looked at the numbers above the doors he was passing.
'Wait there's 234!' Naruto though excitedly.
He ran down the hallway and FINALLY found room 237.
He wished he hadn't.
There were scratches and knife marks all across the front of the door and he was POSITIVE there was a large blood stain on the lower part. But on the front was a little plaque that said Mitsirashi Anko, and a little devil face scrawled above it.
Naruto immediately vacated the area.
As Naruto was runn- ahem "walking calmly" from the room, he heard a bell go off.
Naruto sighed and started to walk to his first period, Algerbra 1 with Mrs. Kurenai.
It was gonna be a LONG, LONG day.
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Muahahahahaha poor little Naruto. Sux to be him! Anyways Read and Review!
Preview: Naruto can't find a place to let nature call.
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