Second song for KC and Riley. Next Contestant by Nickelback.
I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
Each night seems like it's getting worse
And I wish she take the night off
So I don't have to fight off
Every asshole coming on to her
It happens every night she works
They'll go ask the DJ
Find out what would she say
If they tried coming onto her
Don't they know its never going to work?
They think they'll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming onto her
This time somebody's getting hurt.
"How do I look?" My girlfriend KC asked as she spun around showing me her work outfit. She was wearing a pink tank top that went just above her pierced belly button, a very short mini skirt that showed most of her legs, and sneakers witch I laughed at.
"You look great" I said kissing her cheek "But I do wish you would stop wearing clothes like that" I whispered into her ear, she giggled.
"And why is that" she asked smirking.
"Because every guy in that joint try's to take you away from me" I said kissing her neck "plus I don't think our boss wants me sending another dude to the hospital tonight" I told her winking.
"Oh well" she said getting into the car.
When we arrived I could here the wolf whistles and cat calls (A/N I think there the same thing)
Here come the next Contestant
I saw a few guys go up to Sam and ask the same question "What would happen if I tried going on to her?" they would say pointing at my KC, then Sam would say "You'll get the shit beat out of you" but they wont take any warning.
"Hey Blondie!" the big one yelled and KC turned her head "What?" she said walking up to him.
"How about I buy you a drink?" he asked winking at her, she smirked.
"No thanks, my boyfriend will get very mad" she said stating a fact, they boomed with laughter.
"And who's your boyfriend baby?" he asked her looking around the place.
"He's right there," she said pointing at me and he laughed.
He smacked KC's butt and winked again. That's when I walked over.
[Chorus]
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I'd wish you do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant
I looked at the dude and glared.
"You want to do that again?" I asked making my hand into a fist.
He was so close to doing it again when I punched him in the gut.
He fell to the ground and I kicked his leg really hard, his buddy's helped him up and they ran out well he limped out.
I even fear the ladies
They're cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming onto her
Don't they know its never going to work?
Each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody's grabbing her ass
Everyone keeps coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt
I spot KC taking an order from a group of girls and one is checking her out…gross.
I walk over just as that girl grabs her ass.
"Problem ladies?" I ask wrapping my arm around KC's waist.
"No problem just asking her if she wants to come home with me" the girl said.
"Well I'm so sorry but she's coming home with me" I say turning around with KC.
[CHORUS]
I'm hating what she's wearing
Everyone keeps starring
Can't wait til they what they deserve
This time somebody's getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant
After work KC and I walk to the car.
"I Love you Riley" she says and smiles as we drive away.
"I love you too"
There's my second song for you I love you Guys!!! Love Paige…oh there's the chours and the stuff after it again in the song I guess I for got to put it.