i think i'm gonna go cry a river...no one reviewed on FAIW T-T

Iruka groaned. "Kakashi, I don't think this is a good idea."

"Don't worry, Ru," the older man chided as he grabbed their suitcases from the trunk. "It's only one night and the place doesn't look to bad."

Iruka surveyed the motel a shuddered, making his feel dirty by just looking at it-and not in a perverted way-and shook his head. "I have a bad feeling about this."

The couple checked in and went to find their room. The place was small and the clerk at the desk was friendly but Iruka still felt the pit of his stomach churn with regret while Kakashi was oblivious.

They set their suitcases down on the bed and a cloud of dust was unleashed, leaving them both coughing.

"See!" Iruka pointed out. "This place could be crawling with diseases and bugs!"

"Aw, come on! You're overreacting. It's just a little bit of dust." the silver-haired man coughed out as he stripped the bed of its sheets and beat them outside to rid them of dust and other particles. "The worst that could happen is that one of us could get an STD."

"Then you're not getting anything tonight." Iruka stated and Kakashi felt fear well up inside him.

That night Iruka sulked on his side of the bed while Kakashi lay grumpily and cold on the other. Iruka nearly jumped out of his skin when a BAM! was heard from the next room. He gave up his pout and squirmed over to Kakashi, burying his face into Kakashi's chest when he was welcomed with open arms.

"I'm sorry, Ruka, but it's only for one night, okay?" Kakashi soothed his shaking lover with rubbing light circles into his back.

"I hope the night ends quickly then." Iruka muttered.

"Then go to sleep." Kakashi kissed the top of his head and the brunet closed his eyes reluctantly, both of them falling asleep ten minutes later.

The dawn came and Kakashi snuggled Iruka while saying, "Look, nothing bad happened."

The brunet hummed, "I guess."

They both dressed quickly packed their things but as they were heading out they were met with a frightening sight...

"My car..." Kakashi made out after coming out of pure shock three minutes later. His beautiful Mercedes SLS AMG had been stripped almost completely of all its main parts. Its wheels, engine, and other key components were gone along with its stereo system and doors. The older man sank to his knees as Iruka pursed his lips. "I hate to say this but... I told you so."

His lover almost burst out into tears at the statement and nodded somberly, pressing his fist to his mouth.
Iruka shook his head and had a thought that he wouldn't tell his broken-hearted man, 'I don't think our insurance covers this.'