And I'm back again!?#$%# feel free to pm anytime if you want to discuss, well, anything pretty much, just as long as it isn't toooo disturbing... On second thought i'll accept anything, have fun.


Wet. That is exactly how I felt at that moment, along with sticky, disgusting, warm, smelly, and a bunch of other words my 4 year-old self didn't even know. Food particles mixed with stomach fluids rippled down my skin and upper torso, leaving a stain trail as big as a lake down my top and my skirt. Rage and other eclectic emotions I had never felt before boiled within me like lava and I promptly turned around and nailed my assailant with the heel of my foot, "IDIOT!" As the poor boy, as I now saw, flew into the air from my kick, I caught a glimpse of pink and noticed that he was incredibly fat. The boy had a scaly-white scarf around his fat neck. He came flying down with a booming 'THUD' and started to sorely rub his head, wincing all over.

I saw a tall, red-haired man approach me, and he looked like he was trying very hard not to laugh, "Ahemm, uh, please excuse my idiotic son Natsu, if you haven't already noticed, he isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer." the man said with some trivial regret; seeing the confusion on my face, he introduced himself further, "Oh, by the way, I am his father, Igneel."

"Hello, my name is Lucy." I choked out; the smell of the vomit was getting to me. Igneel, noticing this, moved to his dazed son who was sitting on the ground. He sighed, before picking him and slapping his cheeks lightly, trying to get this Natsu boy to regain his senses.

"Eh, Natsu... come on, apologize to that little girl over there, you ruined her clothes and her hair after all." The boy named Natsu slowly stirred and started to come around, and then he sat up, clapping his hands to his cheeks.

"Who? You mean that weird girl who kicked me?" he asked, infuriating me.

"I'M NOT WEIRD! YOU'RE THE ONE WITH PINK HA-" I would have finished my sentence had I not noticed that the three of us had gathered a bit of a crowd. Igneel, noticing my hesitation, started to move the two of us towards the door.

"You two are better off finishing this inside, Natsu go with her to the nurse, she needs to get cleaned up and you young man, need to get your head looked at." Igneel said sternly.

"But dad!" Natsu started.

"No buts, it was your fault her clothes are ruined, take responsibility." he said menacingly, causing Natsu to cower in fear; I snickered.

"Fine." Natsu pouted, before taking my hand out of nowhere and rushing me towards the nurse's office. Before I could even object, we were standing in front of the nurse's office, but she wasn't even ready yet, so we had to wait in the lounge. The vomit squished and squirmed under my butt as I sat down, nauseating me even more. I wrenched my hand free from his, secretly glad that he now had some vomit on him too.

"Meanie." Natsu muttered quietly, though I heard.

"What was that?!" I asked, flaring up immediately.

"I said you were a meanie, and you're weird too!" he said, anger quickly morphing his face.

"I'm the weird one?! Who's the one with pink hair?!" I yelled.

"Shut up it's salmon!" he yelled back, clearly frustrated. Both of us were seething, breathing heavily due to our shouting match. Before either of us could take it any further, the door to the nurse's office opened and out walked a short woman, she didn't look older than a teenager, but there she was. She had golden-blonde hair that almost reached the ground in wavy curls.

"Hello, my name is Mavis an-" She stopped when her eyes came upon the two of us trying to strangle each other. "Whoa, woah! What's happened here?!" she exclaimed, while prying the two of us apart.

"This weirdo blondie is being suuuuper mean to me!"

"This pink-haired buffoon vomited his breakfast all over me." I said, shaking my sopping wet clothes in Mavis's direction. To my great ire, the nurse had a comical look on her face, and I could tell she was trying her best not to laugh out loud.

"Well then, could you tell me how this happened...?" she said looking kindly at us for our names.

"It's Lucy and this idiot is named Natsu, what happened was that I was innocently making my way to the front door, when pinkie here threw up all over me." As I said it Natsu slapped my head in irritation, which made me kick him in the shins. Before long, we were rolling around on the ground, trying to beat each other up as much as possible. It was harder for me than it was for him, everywhere I punched, he didn't seem to feel a thing, it only made ripples on his skin. Unfortunately, Mavis stepped in once again, tearing us apart on more.

"Now that's enough you too." she said sternly, but not unkindly, "Now Natsu, tell me, why did you throw up all over sweet Lucy here?" Mavis inquired.

"I had just gotten out of the car and I had to hurl, it's not my fault I have major motion sickness!" Natsu insisted, waving his flabby arms around for emphasis. Both mine and Mavis's eyes bugged out at this piece of information.

"EEEEEEHHHHHH!"


Don't expect updates this fast normally, I was bored today

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banana-mana- cool name, and thank you for the feedback