Lindaishi (Sam's Sexy Rock that's sleeping over at Jamie's for a night) says hi. As do the rest of us.

We dun own a thing. Not in the past, not now, and probably not in the future. You love us anyway, right?

Syrus ran from the doctor's office. "How the hell does a boy get pregnant?!" he cried. He ran up the stairs to the room he and Chazz shared. Syrus didn't know if it was hormones or if he was just really upset, but he cried. "Why am I going to do?" he sobbed. Syrus was crying so hard that he didn't hear Chazz come in and sit on the bed.

"Please don't cry, my chibi."

Syrus perked up a bit. "What are you doing here," he sniffed.

"It's my room, too," He didn't have to ask-- he could tell Sy was upset. "Aww, what's hurting your heart?" Chazz said softly, so Syrus wouldn't cry anymore.

"Oh, nothing. Just the fact I'm a pregnant man!" Syrus hissed back.

Chazz jumped back and Syrus' eyes softened. Must be mood swings, Chazz thought.

"Chazz, I'm sorry. It's just- what am I going to do?"

"What'cha mean?"

"I mean, what are we gonna do? Where are we gonna put a crib? Can we afford diapers? What are we going to tell the baby when it gets older-"

"Hush now," Chazz said as he put his finger up to his chibi's lips. "It'll be fine." Chazz leaped onto Syrus and started undoing his pants.

"Chazz, you big perv, get off!" Syrus cried.

"I'm gonna bite you, and you're gonna moan for me," Chazz hummed as he nuzzled Syrus' ear.

"Whoa! I'm sorry- I don't- Do you want me to come back in fifteen minutes?" Zane stuttered, holding his hands defensively over his eyes.

"Big brother!" Syrus turned red as a tomato. He never expected his older brother to walk in on them!

"Haven't you ever heard of knocking?" Chazz snorted.

"I was there for ten minutes," Zane smirked, "but you were too busy trying to get into my brother's pants to notice! Get out. I want to talk to my brother by myself."

"Who the fuck died and made you king?" Chazz shouted.

"Chazz, get out," Syrus ordered.

"But-"

"Go."

"Fine."

Chazz slammed the door. He didn't like being told what to do.

Zane and Syrus just kind of looked at each other for a while.

"You gonna say say something, or can we get back to fucking?" an evesdropping Chazz asked.

"Chazz!"

They heard Chazz's pretend footsteps going away from the door.

"Syrus, how did you get...pregnant?" Zane asked.

He meant to say 'knocked up,' Syrus thought. "Oh, I dunno, Zane, maybe how a girl gets pregnant?"

"Yeah, but you're not a girl."

"Shut up, Zane. That's the best explanation I could come up with!"

"So, do you think Chazz is going to be a good dad, considering he's the sperm donor?" Zane mumbled.

"What?" Syrus' blood boiled.

"I-...I just don't think he'd make the best dad, is all," Zane stated.

"Are you trying to say this is all Chazz's fault?" Syrus was so angry, he couldn't see straight.

"No, I- I just don't think he'd make the best dad, is all." Zane put his hands in front of his face in defence. He knew happens when you piss off a pregnant person.

"He could be, dammit!" Syrus hissed.

"Okay, he could be!" I don't want to trigger his mood swings.

Syrus calmed. He grabbed his head and fell to the bed. He was so dizzy all of a sudden.

"You look tired," Zane said. He pulled the covers up to his brother's chin. "Take a nap." But Syrus was out like a light.

Chazz stood in the halway and waited for the older boy to leave.

"My brother's taking a nap."

"Damn," the raven-haired boy mumbled.

Zane shook his head in shame. "I'm the one who should be cussing...I can't believe you knocked up my baby brother."

Chazz sighed. "I'm sure I'll grow to like being a dad."

Zane gave Chazz a rare smile and started down the hall.

Chazz had to have the last word. "Hey, you'd best get used to being called Uncle Zaney!"

"Why, you son of a-" was the last thing Chazz heard as he was shoved into a trash can.

For unanswered questions-

1.) Zane and Chazz need anger management.

2.) As for how Zane knew how not to piss off a pregnant person, he once pissed off his ex-girlfriend.

Updating will take a long while. Sam has a cyst somewhere and is going into surgery March 19th, and Jamie is trying to figure out why she has such horrible headaches.