Chapter 1

Namimori

It was a beautiful day in Namimori, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, there were pink grenades going off everywhere, and hitmen torturi- I mean tutoring their students. An- wait a second, that's not peaceful!... Well this is KHR, what did you think? That there would actually be sunshine and rainbows. Life is just going to get worse.

In the middle of the jungle, running for their lives,

"Ahhhhh! Ivy! Why are we in the middle of the jungle?! And why are there tigers chasing us?!"

Said a 14 year old American girl with dirty blonde wavy hair and blue eyes in jeans, a green sweater, and sneakers.

"Argh! Just give me a minute! I'm figuring out the coordinates! You know I was never good at math!" Yelled back her friend. She was a Chinese girl in a t-shirt with denim vest over it, matching color jeans, black framed glasses, along with bright purple and black sneakers. She also had dark brown eyes and hair down to her waist.

"Actually, you're one of the top six in our math class." Ivy deadpanned.

"Eva, this is not the time for that! Fend off the tigers for a sec!"

"How am I gonna do that?!"

"Never mind! Let's climb on that tree!"

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On the tree out of breath,

"So how in the world are we supposed to go to Namimori? Wait is this even KHR?! I'm pretty sure it's just the Amazon jungle. Ivy, please don't tell me that you messed up again!"

"Be quiet! And of course we're in KHR, look at ourselves. We're anime-ized!"

"Ivy, that's not a word, but you are right! We are in KHR! Yay, but where is this?"

"Umm... According to what you said and my calculations, I think we're in the Amazon jungle. So bring out the portal machine, I'll try to get to Namimori."

"...I was in charge of the machine?! But I don't have it! What are we gonna do?!"

"Hahahaha! You fell for it! It's right here." Ivy said in between laughs.

"Ivy Ander! I hate you! Argh! When we get to Namimori, I'm gonna tell Hibari that you like him!"

"Nooooo! Eva-sama, please! Don't! I'm sorry! I'll never do that again!"

"Fine, but just remember that I'm your best friend so I know all your secrets, I can choose to tell the KHR characters your embarrassing moments or when we get home, I'll tell everyone you're fangirling side!" She threatened sadistically.

"I knew Eva was evil but I never knew Eva could be this devilish!" Ivy thought. "Ok, let see if I got the coordinates correct this time." Trying, to change the subject.

"It better be right this time." Eva muttered.

Ivy types the keys and hits enter, then slowly a portal forms. The duo steps in and saw that they are in a room full of antique items.

In the rich room,

"This... isn't... Namimori! Ivy!" Eva muttered sternly.

"Hey! It's not as easy as it seems! We didn't really know where we were, all we saw was a jungle! So jungles usually are in South America or Africa and the closest land was north so I changed the north coordinates."

"Ok, I'm sorry. Shouldn't we search for some hints on where we are?"

Ivy and Eva found a door cracked open and heard some people talking, so they peeked and saw the VARIA! No doubt about that it was the VARIA! Vongola's frickin' assassination association, VARIA! Ivy started to back away from the door while accidentally kicking the trash can, making a loud bang. The two both froze until the door slammed open with Squalo yelling intruder. Eva was the first to snap out of it. She grabbed the portal machine and Ivy who was still in shock. Eva frantically pressed random buttons and made a portal, stepped in, and closed the portal before the VARIA could react.

Omake Varia POV (can you guess who is who? And please bear with the Varia's foul mouth.)

The Varia was having a meeting until they heard someone in the waiting room next to the meeting room.

"VOOOIII! WHO THE HELL IS THERE!"

"Ushishishi, it's probably some peasant intruder. How dare they intrude the prince's territory! I will cut him up!"

"Oooh~ If he's a cutie, I call dibs!"

"Muu~ If I'm not getting paid, I don't care."

"Fucking trash, shut up and see who it is. This isn't your first day, scum!"

"Boss, shal-"

"VOI! Shut up! There is an intruder!"

(Poor Levi, he got cut off- Who am I kidding? Who cares, it's just a disgusting old man!)

After Ivy and Eva left

"VOI! What was that!?"

"Ushishishi, it seems like some kind of peasant magic trick. Mammon, is this your doing?"

"Muu~ boss, This involves no payment so I have nothing to do with this. And Belphegor, my illusions are not magic tricks!"

"Aww... Too bad that they left, those two were so adorable! Although I prefer men!"

"Trash, identify who those two scums are and then Mammon, locate where they are. Now trashes, get me some meat!"

Hoped you like this plot! I had so much fun writing this. When my best friend, Eva, and I read this, we were at the mall laughing our heads off! People were looking at us as if we were crazy!

Disclaimer: I don't own KHR, all rights go to Akira Amano!

Edit 12/1/15: Just going over stuff.