Kaneki Ken woke up on Hide's bed with Hide sleeping right next to him.
"I'll make him breakfast while he's still sleeping." he thought, getting up to make it.
"I'll make eggs, waffles, and bacon!" thought Kaneki, breaking eggs and frying them.
"I ought to make coffee too..." Kaneki thought when he was done.
"Morning, Kaneki! This for me?" said Hide, coming in to the room.
"Well... yeah.. It's not like I can eat it..." answered Kaneki.
"Can I have some of that coffee too?" asked Hide.
"'Course you can." said Kaneki, handing Hide a cup.
"As the Americans say.. It's the best part of waking up!" said Hide.
"How did you know the brand was Folgers!?" Kaneki asked.
"Can I see your kagune?" asked Hide.
"Why?! It could hurt you! I don't want my Hide hurt!" said Kaneki.
"Please... For me?" said Hide, giving Kaneki puppy eyes.
"Fine! But only because that's the cutest thing ever!" said Kaneki, taking off his shirt and bring out his kagune.
"Cool! It's kind of squishy!" said Hide, poking it.
"Don't touch it!" yelled Kaneki.
"Fine... I'll hug it!" said Hide, hugging Kaneki's kagune.
"Stop!" said Kaneki, putting back his kagune.
"You're no fun... I'll just have to hug your bare chest then!" said Hide, leaping on Kaneki.
"Awww! Hide you're adorable..." said Kaneki, hugging Hide back.
"I have an idea! You should get your stuff from your old apartment and move it in here!" said Hide.
"Great idea!" said Kaneki.
"While you're doing that, I've got something to do in the shopping district so... Yeah.." said Hide.
"Okay..." said Kaneki. "I'll go get my stuff."
"Hello. I'm Kaneki Ken. Can I have the key to my apartment?" Kaneki said to the lady at the desk.
"Why is your hair white? You look nothing like him. Not that ever I've seen him..." answered the lady at the desk.
"My social security number is 2224222222222." said Kaneki.
"Here is the key, Kaneki." said the lady, giving him the key.
"Here is my apartment." said Kaneki, unlocking the door.
"My Kaneki! Why did you choose that fool instead of me?!" cried Shuu, coming out of the shadows.
"Shuu!? How did you get in!?" screamed Kaneki.
"I broke the window. But, why, why didn't you choose me!?" replied Shuu.
"Your a creep! Why did you break the window open!?" yelled Kaneki.
"I love your scent!" answered Shuu.
"Not a good enough answer!" said Kaneki, pushing Shuu out the broken window.
"Looks like Shuu is blasting off again!" yelled Shuu, falling to the ground.
Well, better pack up my stuff..." thought Kaneki.
When Kaneki got back to the apartment, after paying the lady at the desk for the broken window and telling her he just moved out, Hide was not there. This worried Kaneki quite a bit.
"I should go look for him." thought Kaneki.
When Kaneki reached the shopping district he looked in shop windows and alleyways till there was only one alleyway left. He heard kicking coming from it and peaked inside.
"Kaneki?" said a small voice he recognized as Hide's. "What are you doing here?"
"Get the hell away from my future husband!" screamed Kaneki, bring out his kagune. "Don't fuck with a ghoul, hasn't anyone ever told you that!?"
"Oh my god! a real ghoul!" said the guy running away.
Kaneki put back his kagune and picking up Hide.
"Did you really mean that?" asked Hide.
"What, don't fuck with a ghoul?" said Kaneki.
"No. That I'm your future husband." answered Hide.
"Of course cutie!" said Kaneki, kissing Hide. "Let's go home."
"What did you buy anyway?" asked Kaneki, when they reached the apartment.
"These..." replied Hide, holding up two shirts, one that said "Hide is mine!" and another that said "Kaneki is mine! Not Touka's!"
"Oh Hide I love them!" cried Kaneki, putting on the one that said "Hide is mine!"
"Can I have lunch?" asked Hide.
"Here have this!" said Kaneki, grabbing bread,bacon, lettuce, and tomato and making a sandwich out of it.
"Yum I love BLT's!" said Hide, taking a big bite of his sandwich.
Little did they know they were being watched by none other the... Shuu!
"Aren't I part of the team too!" thought Shuu. "I know! I'll play dead in Kaneki's tracks! He'll give me mouth-to-mouth and he'll say he loves me!"
As Kaneki and Hide went out for a walk Shuu collapsed in front of them. Kaneki shrugged and walked right over him.
"Kaneki! Don't you care!" yelled Shuu.
"No!" screamed Kaneki. "I love Hide."