A oneshot turned twoshot! Same as the first, except I'm introducing:
7-year-old Hamilton, Jonah, Ian!
Papas Eisenhower, Broderick, and Vikram!
Mommas Cora, Mary-Todd, and Isabel!
That's all.
WARNING: THIS PAGEBREAK IS HERE ONLY TO TELL YOU THIS STORY IS CRAZY!
YOU WERE WARNED!
Dan and Arthur Cahill stepped into the community park. Dan ran off to play with the older kids: Hamilton, Ian, and Jonah. Arthur went over to talk to the parents.
"Hey guys! Guess what?"
"Hello Daniel."
"Hey Dan!"
"'Sup Little-D."
"It's Dan, cobra and wizard! But anyways, guess what?! I found out what gay means!"
"Really? Cobra? And I'm sure you're wrong Daniel."
"Ouch! It's Jonah, Dan! So, what does it mean?"
"C'mon, spill the beans little buddy!"
"For the last time Cobra, it's DAN. And gay means being awesome and ninja-y and stuff. So my Papa's gayer than yours!"
"I will only stop calling you Daniel when you stop calling me Cobra, DANIEL. And no, my Papa is twice as gay as yours!"
"No way! My Papa is so gay that even other guys call him gay!"
"Woah homies! My Pops is sssssssoooooooo much gayer than yours, that even other rappers admit, yo."
"NO! MY PAPA IS SO MUCH GAYER!"
"NO, MINE IS!"
"PAPA'S GAYER!"
"POPS'S GAY CAN GAY OFF YOUR POPS'!" (AN: Doesn't make sense but their seven! AND I'm the writer! XD)
By this time, their shouts were reaching the parents.
"ARTHUR! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DAN'S 'MISUNDERSTANDING'!"
"Hope, I swear I would tell him! But he's too innocent!"
"Vikram! Go straighten everything out!"
"B-But-!"
"NOW." *poison nail-needles slid out*
"NO ISABEL, NOT THE NAILS!" *gets poisoned*
"ARTHUR!"
"I'M SORRY!"
"Eisenhower."
"Yes dear?"
"GO."
"Yes dear." *walks over to boys*
"Broderick?"
"Hmm?" *click, click, click*
"Will you please kindly GET OFF THE PHONE AND GO EXPLAIN TO YOUR SON WHAT GAY MEANS!"
"Wha-?" *clicking stops*
"Broderick? Hello in there?" *waves hand in front of face*
"Aaaaaaahhhhhh..." *phone falls of hand, faints*
"Figures."
Eisenhower and the four boys come back to the group.
"Hey Momma! Guess what?"
"What Dan?"
"Ham's Papa told me what gay also means!"
"Which is?"
"Another word for slut. What does slut mean?"
"EISENHOWER!"
"I'M SORRY!"
"Momma, what does slut mean?"
"Mother, as much as I hate to admit it, I agree with the peasant. What does slut mean?"
"Mom, why are you killing Papa? And what does slut mean?"
"Yo, Moms? Why is Pops passed out? And what my homies said, what is a 'slut'?"
"Papa!"
"Dan, it's... a... um... SAMURAI! Yes, it's a amazing samurai that has the power to-uh-make you more awesome!"
"ARTHUR!"
"IDON'TWANNADIEIWASSAVINGANINNOCENTMIND!"
"Papa! I wanna be a slut too!"
"Mother, how can one become a 'slut'?"
"Mom! I know what I want to be when I grow up!"
"Yo Pops, guess what?!" *wakes up and looks at Jonah*
"I'm gonna be a slut!" *faints again*
"MERCY!"
"DIE!"
"Momma, why is Papa crying?"
"Dan, get in the car."
"Okay."
"HELP!"
*in the car* "I can't wait to tell the neighbors!"
And thus, on that day, an even bigger misunderstanding was made by Arthur Cahill, yet again.
~END~
...
YEAH.
You just read that.
Not sure if I want to make more, it was originally a oneshot until I got this idea. Now... IDK. Get any ideas, PM me. If not, let this RIP until the next crazy idea. Until then, Leah out!
Disclaimer:
Me: Hope!
Hope: WHAT?! I NEED TO KILL ARTHUR!
Me: Sheesh, take any crazy pills lately? Please do the disclaimer for me.
Hope: Oh, if that's all you need... Leah Sora-Parker does not own the 39 Clues. Now, where was I? Oh yes, DIE!
Me: Thanks and Arthur: RUN! Have fun Hope! ;D
Arthur: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! *runs away*
Hope: Oh, I will. *runs after Arthur*
Me: Ah, love. Isn't it something?