A/N: My character, Carli, who is me, will start conversations in Italian sometimes. I tend to do that a lot, so I will try to do that as little as possible. It's just that my friend took Spanish, while I took Italian and I try to confuse people.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight

"Nessie, this is Carli," Xena said, clearly having a sugar rush from the coffee, I am sure.

"Ciao Xe! (Hi Xe!) Ciao Nessie! (Hi Nessie!)" I said. "Piacere! (Nice to meet you!) How many cups of coffee has Xe had?"

"Hi Car! It is nice to meet you too! Xe has had five cups of coffee. I have had only two cups because my dad found us, and took my wallet away. Xena had a massive amount of credit cards, so she bought more than me. She got really hyper about twenty minutes before you got here," Nessie explained.

"Nessie, if your mom had taken your wallet away, Xe would've bought you more. She knows better than to mess with your over-protective father." I am sorry, Edward, but you go too far with protecting Bella and Renesmee, I added in my head. "Is Jacob here?"

"Xe, would you care to answer Carli?" Nessie asked Xena.

"Sure, I will answer my bestie. Carcar, Jake went into the woods. I'm guessing to phase. He was wearing his cut-off shorts. Oh! Here he comes now!" She signaled for a guy, physically 27 years old, to join us.

"Carli, this is Jacob, my Jacob." He greeted Nessie with a quick peck on the cheek. I quickly felt jealous of Nessie. My boyfriend cheated on me! Jake wouldn't do that to Nessie. I had embarrassed him big time! I went up to his lunch table, with the girl that was also dating him, and we broke up with him, in front of all his friends. (A/N: That really happened.)

"Carli! Carli!" Jacob shouted, breaking my train of thought.

"Jacob, calm down! You could hurt her, and I will never forgive you!" Renesmee nearly shouted. Jacob took deep breaths, and calmed down.

"I'm sorry. Carli spaces out a lot. She also has weird déjà vu. Like the time that she was at my house, and my aunt was right in front of her, talking, when my new born cousin started crying. She shook her head and stared off into space," Xena stated in a matter-of-fact tone.

"I'm sorry, Jacob, but I do space out a lot. Can you get used to it?" I wanted to hit him with a crow bar right now! Edward read my mind, and laughed hysterically.

"What's so funny?" demanded Rose. I hadn't heard her approach and jumped.

"Carli—Jacob—crowbar." Edward managed to choke out between laughs. I shot him a death glare. He shut up almost immediately.

"Bella, shield me and Xe from Edward. My thoughts are getting too personal to share," I ordered. She obeyed. "Edward, I just want you to know, there are other vampires that are 'vegetarians' like you in the area. One of which is my brother, Joey. He will be attending high school with you."

"Carli, does your brother have any special powers?" Edward asked, obviously intrigued.

"Yes, he does. He can read a mind, anywhere in the world, once he has talked to them. Distance isn't a problem," I explained, while everyone else was motionless. I forgot that I hadn't told anyone except Xena that he was a veggie vamp. "Xena, you've heard this before. Well, that my brother is a vampire, not his power."

Everyone's jaw dropped, and they turned to stare at me with wide eyes. Rose was shooting daggers out of her eyes. We were humans. We were not supposed to know these things.

"Jazz, quit the waves of calm. We can handle ourselves," Xe said calmly. Jasper quit trying to make everyone calm.

"Xe, our plane leaves in three minutes," a very whiney Alice complained.

"Okay," I said, "We are across the airport. We will have to use vampire speed."

"Carli, you know vampire speed makes me dizzy," Xexe complained. "Bella, un-shield us, please." Bella un-shielded both of us.

"Who wants to carry me or Xe?" I asked.

"I will carry Xena." Much to my surprise, Rosalie said that.

"I will carry you, Carli!" Alice, no surprise there, exclaimed. With that said, she flung me onto her back, and Rose flung Xexe onto her back. Then they started to run, at vampire speed. I was used to this speed, and it didn't make me want to throw up. Xe, on the other hand, never wanted Joey to give her a piggy-back, and, when he forced her to, she puked.

We reached the gate with one minute to spare. Alice looked impressed that I didn't even wobble slightly when she set me down. Xena almost fainted when Rose set her down. "Carli, how long did this dizziness last when Joey first gave you a piggy-back run?" Xena panted the words out.

"It lasted about five minutes, and then it passed," I answered. "Rose get her to the bathroom on the plane. Alice and I will go find everyone else."

"Okay," Rosalie answered simply. She must've seen Xe's green undertone because she took off quickly—for a human.

"Alice, let's go find the others."

"Okay, Carli. They went on the plane. Rose, Xena, you, and I have a row to ourselves."

"Alice, lead me there. Also, can I borrow your cell? Mine's out of battery." I just had to do this or Joey might not change me after high school.

"Sure," Alice asked the question next, "What are you planning to do with it? I can't see anything because a werewolf and Nessie are present."

"Nothing, I need to call my boyfriend." Alice pulled out her cell phone when we sat down in our seats. She handed it to me, and Xe and Rose found us, sitting in our seats.

I walked into the plane's bathroom, and called my boyfriend's phone. He picked up on the fourth ring.