"Hey everyone, thanks for all your reviews they are what give me (and other authors) the motivation to keep writing" the author said in a cheery voice
"Now let me go for the disclaimer….."
Gohan: Why do you have get out of character pills? I think that's very weird.
Me: why do you always have to pop out of no where?
Gohan: God I know your head is not screwed on that tight, but come on! I didn't know you were this behindI already told you.
Me: Hey! I can just delete you forever and you wil never exist again! mauhaahahaahaha…..the world is finally mine muahahaha…:cough: mauahahahaha…
Gohan: Wait did you eat one of those gummy bears?
Me: No you dumbass, I use it for other purposes: evil grin:
Gohan: freakish….
Me: I know I am, but what are you? Hahaamuahahahaha….DBZ will be all mine mauhahahaaahah……….: cough:..mauhahahaa
Gohan: seeing as if the author here is currently not able to do this fic I will…..
Me: You dumbass! I'm perfectly able do this fic and besides I write you in the story! Not the other way around! And you're a fictional character remember I can do whatever I want to you in my story. You can even be in love with Vegeta, because I make up this story!
Gohan: That's just disturbing…... disgusted face:
Me: See…… I do control you in my story…mauhahahaha
Gohan: I get, by any chance do you have any forget bad and disturbing memories/thoughts spraying can?
Me: What? Why in the Hell would I have something like that!
Gohan: I don't know you always seemed to me as a weird person….
Me: Djee… I'm flattered how nice you're treating the author here… really….
Gohan: no problem
Me: ahhhh! Why you…..ok just like I learned take, calm deep breath, breath in and out, breathe in and out. Ah more relaxed…okay sorry about that everyone…..
Gohan::astonished face: What the hell was that?
Me: I go to anger management class OK! Got a problem with that!ha!
Gohan: nope none what so ever: whistles and looks all innocent:
Me: Good! As I was saying before being rudely interrupted…. Here is the disclaimer
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or any of the characters, if I did do you really think I would be writing this instead of already making it into an episode!
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Gohan: Now on with the the story!
A Saiyan's Highschool Life
Judgment Day
"Aah! What's that weird noise and where is it coming from?" BEEP!BEEP! "Ahh ! That's it !" "Great I broke ANOTHER one" Gohan said annoyed
"Aw man I'm too tired to get up to go to school now." "I'll just sleep 30 min more by then it will be 6:30" :yawn: "and I'll still" :yawn: "have 1 hour and a half to prepare" :yawn: "just 30 min."Gohan said sleepy
After 30 min
"Ah, that was a good sleep, better get up to go to the bathroom." Gohan said while yawning
"Better get ready considering today is judgment day today for me". As he was about to open the door of his room to go the bathroom.
"Hi brother!" Goten yelled cheerfully The door hit his nose as he fell back on and tripped on his shoes just to land on one of the squeaky toys and hit his head on the bed. "Fuck!" Gohan cursed out.
"Ow! What a freaking good way to start an already fucked up day today!" "Great didn't I get off a good start with the list."Gohan muttered
"Oh hi brother, how's it going?" Goten asked. oh just fine Goten except for the part that you had to leave your fucking toy in the way and had to open the door at that excect moment and that today is judgemant day today evrything else is just fine "Just fine". Gohan said in a sarcastic tone.
"Why are you here anyway Goten, shouldn't you be downstairs helping mom or asleep?" "No Mom said to come and get you to see if you were done to go to school because it's already really late."
"What are you talking about Goten?" "I still have an hour and a half to prepare for school." "Bro you might want check again." Goten said. "Fine" Gohan said in a rather annoyed tone. As he turned around he got a VERY big surprise to know that it was certainly NOT 1 hour and a half before school began but 30 min "SHIT! Goten how come it's so damn late?" "Well brother you said to me yesterday that you would have to sleep around 8 hours for you to be fit to go to school and because you slept late I changed the alarm clock to sound 1 hour later and besides I was too sleepy too."
"Wel isn't this damn convenient!" " Why Goten!"Gohan yelled "I'm sorry, I only thought to help you out." Gohan answered feeling guilty : puts on the best puppy dog face ever:
:hump: 'Why does he always do that to me !'Gohan thought
Gohan's face softend up a bit "It's ok little bro, but don't do that again, ok?"
"Ok" Goten answerd.
"Tell mom I'll be down in 5 min ok?" "Ok" was Goten's reply.
Gohan stormed to the bathroom to get ready.
5 min later
"I got to hurry up" Gohan runs lighting fast down the stairs
Gohan jumps from the last steps and almost lands on a skateboard "wow!" "That was close." "Better watch out today" "AH!" Gohan didn't notice the banana peel that was lying on the ground hahaha dumbass, that's original
"Hahahahaha that was funny Gohan you slipped on a banana peel hahaahaha!" Goten was laughing
"Shut Up!" Gohan growled.
'Like I didn't start my day bad already,another thing to put on the list'
As gohan was about to pick the banana peel to throw it away,Goten took it out of Gohan's hand and started to eat the banana peel
Gohan looked in awe as his brother was eating the banana peel
"Goten, what the hell do you think you're doing?" Gohan asked
"I'm eating" Goten aswered non chalantly
"I'm aware of that, but a banana peel?"
"What jealous, because you want a little big bro….?"
:disgusted face: "No I think I would rather eat something that will definetly not make me puke later on." Gohan answered still grossed out
"Son Goten! What did I say to you about eating things that are on the ground! Mom you told me that the peel of a fruit has vitamins!" Goten said "Yes but I was refering to like an appel not a banana!" Chi Chi scolded
'Better get out of here before she gets even mad than now, and my mom mad isn't a pretty sight'
"bye mom,I'm going to school now" Gohan picked his breakfast with him
"Ooh ,Bye honey, have a nice day!"Chi Chi yelled back cheerfully
'yeah right' "Thanks mom!"
"Son Goten!" Chi Chi yelled at Goten
:chuckle: "Good luck bro, you'll need it." Gohan said
"I'll check my watch to see how late it is." "Crap! I only have about 20 min to get there!" Gohan blasted with full speed to Satan city
5 min later
"Better stop here at the outskirts of town, don't want anybody to see me, I don't think they will find it normal to see a person flying in the sky." "I'll just run the rest of the way there."
3 min later
"I'll go down this ally that way no one can see me"
"what are those sounds?"
"So Are you sure that brat is worth a lot?" Criminal 1 said
"Yeah, I'm sure about that." answered criminal 2
"What are we talking about again?" asked criminal 3 totally confused as 2 what they're talking
"But boss……isn't she the girl that went missing for a couple of months?" criminal 1 asked
"yes, but she in that building now and we're going to get her" criminal 2 answered "Oh and I have a question to you" said criminal 2 while pointing towards criminal 3 "Why must you always be that retarded? Even he's smarter than you" said criminal 2 while pointing at criminal 1
"yeah…… hey!..." Criminal 1 retorted
"Shut up don't you want to get a lot of money?" criminal 2 asked
criminal 1 nodded while 3 just look dumb folded
scene change
"Remember brother be careful, you can never know who could be after us." "I'm tired of us having to move around" the little boy about 5 to 6 years old said "Hopefully this time it would be better" answered the girl who looked around the age of 17-18 "fine…." The boy answered slightly annoyed "I'll be back soon" the older girl said.
scene change
"So this is the place ha? I thought royalty would live in a more luxurious building." Criminal 1 stated
"yeah beautifuller." Criminal 3 said note this mistake was made to show his stupidity
"well, do you guys really care where we steal, it doesn't matter anyhow we will still get the money for the brat." Criminal 2 snapped at them
scene change
"Well…..where are those 3 ki signatures coming from there pretty high for humans.
scene change
"Sis told me to wait so that's what I'm going to have to do." The little boy said a little peeved "Hi little boy, it's been a long time hasn't it" criminal 2 said. "What do you want you mean old jerk"? " Who said I needed something I need someone, and you little brat don't ever call me old again." The boy was about the say a come back when criminal 2 knocked the boy out and said to criminal 3 to pick up the brat
scene change
"Now if I jump this fence it will be easier to get there than going full around" gohan said. "ah!" "Great why do they always leave the garbage container open!" "Euw…gross I got a diaper on my head." "Ag!" "that's it I'm going to hop out of this mess! Ah!" :splash: "Great now I'm covered in mud, just what I needed." "My list is looking pretty nice now" Gohan said in a sarcastic tone.
scene change
They walked out of the building and they saw a car that they can joyride "Hey! Start that car why won't you! " Criminal 2 shouted at criminal 1. "Right away boss" criminal 1 said. "You put the brat in the trunks" hihi does that remind you of someone? criminal 2 said commanding criminal 3.
"Don't you dare go near my brother!" a voice yelled "well .. well the whole family is here, how touching" "You bastard what do you want with my brother and me?"asked the girl of 17-18 "Your heritage of course, what else?"asked criminal 2 "You will get no such thing!" "So leave me and my brother alone!" the girl shouted
"Then I guess your brother has to suffer the consequences" "You show her we mean business!" criminal 2 yelled at criminal 3. criminal 3 put a gun on the little boy's head "Well now I think that will be a pretty sight to see, your move. Criminal 2 chuckled.
"Finally found where they are! What the hell? What's going on here?"
Gohan said
"So….. make your move already……. Sandra." Criminal 2 said in a stern voice.
"How in the hell do you know my name!" 'NoIt couldn't be him, could it? I thought he was dead.'
"Well seeing as if you haven't made a move yet I think you choose to end your brother's life" Noooo! Sandra yelled
"Stop it right there! Gohan yelled
"What……… who the hell is out there!"criminal 1 shouted
"Me and I'm here to serve justice!" gohan said
"And who the Hell is me?" criminal 2 said while chuckeling "Wel Hello Me :chuckle: but you're not going to stop us with our kidnap!"
Criminal 3: "Yeah, whatever they said."
'retard' criminal 2 thought.
"You're all going to pay for hurting these innocent people and mocking me!" Gohan screamed and went to ssj to attack them.
"Give me your best shot" criminal 1 shouted
"If you say so!" gohan yelled and knocked criminal 1 + 3 out.
"I'll be back!" criminal 2 shouted while running away.
"Coward he won't even go with his comrades" gohan said.
"I better go after him though" gohan said but he stopped in his tracks to see the older girl sobbing over his brother saying sorry. He went to approach the older girl that seemed about the age of 17 or 18, she was a brunette with green eyes, Gohan had to admit she looked beautiful.
Before Gohan could get any closer she yelled "You shouldn't have interfere, it's not even your problem to begin with!" "I'm sorry I was only trying to help."Gohan said. Gohan came closer put she picked her brother up and ran away, Gohan was about to follow her when he heard the clock sound.
"Oh no I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means" Gohan stared at his watch and got quite a shock. "Crap!" "Not only will I give a first bad impression, but I will also have to face mom's frying pan of doom!" :gohan shuddered at the thought:
I think I would have to jump the buildings or something better start!
AS Gohan climbed up the top of a building and started jumping on top of them unyil he starting recahing the center of Satan city he jumped of the building and started running through the streets.
almost 3 min later
"Great!it's already 8:02..no make that 8:03"
"Finally I can see the door of the school."
: keeps running, doesn't pay much attention that there is a puddle:
Gohan: "almost there" ..: jumps over the puddle instead of falling in it.: "Wow that was close. :Looks in front almost tripped on the stairs and also letting all his books fall.: "That was close too." Opens the door of the school then he is walking in the hall, looks all around "good till now maybe everything will go uphill and nothing else will come on the list".
"Oh here is the class"…: bam: the door hits Gohan and he falls in the trashcan.
"guess I spoke too soon" Gohan said
"well..well who's this? Sharpner asked.
Gohan got up and out of the trashcan and itroduced himself. "Hi my name is Gohan, what's yours?"
:;hump: "Whatever, my name is Shrapner don't wear it out."
"By any chance do you know were class 23 is?" gohan asked
"Yeah it's right here, you must be new here, ha?
"Yes" gohan answered.
TRING!TRING!TRING!
'atleast I made it for the second bell' gohan thought.
Gohan and Sharpner go back in the class.
Sharpner goes to sit back in his seat.
English teacher: "Class we have a new student, would you state your name please?"
Gohan: "Gokan..i mean Gokun Son.. no I mean Son Gohan"
Class starts laughing
'great another brat to teach, why do they always keep on putting more?'
Gohan: 'Great another one on "the list", stay optimistic gohan'
English teacher: "That's enough class!" the teacher was furios
Class quiets down
English teacher: "Gokan…… I mean Gohan go take a seat next to Sandra"
Gohan was shocked to say the least 'that's the same girl I saw before' gohan thought
"He's cute isn't he, Videl?" Erasa asked her best friend
"I don't know he seems suspicious." Videl said.
"The first time I met him he was in a trashcan…. So I agree with videl." Sharpner said
"Shut up now guys remember he sits at this row along with that Sandra girl."Erasa said
"Wait did you guys ever see that girl Sandra before?"Erasa asked them.
"You know Erasa, I was wondering the same thing,if she is new than why didn't the teacher introduce her?" videl asked
"She's cute" sharpner said.
"Hey what was the meaning for hitting me?" sharpner asked. You're my boyfriend remember? Erasa said
"So….?" "Ow!" Sharpner got hit again.
Videl kept staring at the girl and gohan.
'that's the same boy I met' Sandra thought
"hi,is this seat taken?" gohan asked sandra
"If it was taken do you think it would be empty?" Sandra practically barked at him
"Yeah": Gohan doing the sheepish Son smile:
The rest of the lessons went just fine than came recess
TRING!TRING!TRING!
everyone walked into the cafeteria
Sandra was sitting on a table all alone so…. Gohan decided to acompany her
"Hi may I sit next to you?" gohan asked
"It's a free country isn't it?" Sandra said in an annoyed tone
"Hey everyone, how's it going?" Erasa asked in a cheery voice
'Great the whole zoo is coming here' Sandra thought.
Erasa said next to Gohan and Sharpner next to Erasa and Videl next to Sandra
"Hey, your name is Gohan isn't it?"Erasa asked.
"Yes" gohan answered.
"And you are?" Gohan asked Erasa
"My name Erasa,this :pointing at sharpner: is my boyfriend, Sharpner and this : pointing at Videl: is my Best Friend, Videl."
"nice to meet you all" Gohan said
"Hey Sandra you didn't say anything since we got here, say something" Erasa said. "I didn't ask for you guys to come and bug me ok! There i said something!" she stormed of and left them all dumb folded
Since that moment they didn't speak to each other until the 2 last periods P.E.
"Hello kids, now we are going to do hardcore training and don't even tell me the crap that I'm too tired! Because I don't buy that!"
"He's strict isn't he?" Erasa asked us.
We just nodded.
"Ok everyone give me 50 push ups and I don't want to hear no complaining!"
Gohan, Sharpner and videl had no trouble doing that they even did it with one hand, Sharpner not completely; Erasa however had trouble doing it with even 2 arms! Sandra also did it with 2 hands she tried to show some difficulty, but Gohan could she didn't have much trouble doing it with 2 hands.
"Ok kiddies!" Are you all done now let's play ball!
Gohan is on the field, Videl is the pitcher and Sharpner is the batter.
"So, Videl want to see me throw a home? I'll show you how strong I am."
Sharpner said.
"Yeah, whatever, first you must focus on even coming in contact with the ball!" videl shouted.
Videl throws the ball and Sharpner hits a homerun.
"As I saw the ball coming I decided to jump to catch the ball, I wish I hadn't done that."
Now I know you might be thinking why would I worry if I caught the ball I mean that's a good thing right? Well not if you jumped more than 7 feet high in the air to catch the ball!
'Everybody was looking at me like I was some kind of alien, I wasn't surprised of that. I thought yet another one to add to the list.'
We changed fields so I went to bat, Sharpner was the pitcher.
He pitched the ball directly at my face, I didn't know if I had to move because I never played the game baseball before. So the ball hit me. Everybody was shocked that I didn't move, but however everybody was even more shocked when I was still standing there and the ball having done no damage to me.
But It was good for me because I got to run a homerun, everybody was looking at me weird and frankly most of them were shocked but I didn't care I got the run a home run without even hitting the ball!
Later we went to the locker room I changed and I said good bye to Erasa and Sharpner and also that Videl girl, hum, she's cute
"Well that was pretty much the end of the school, so my so called judgment day didn't go that bad today".. "i guess except where did that girl Sandra when we've been split up in teams I haven't seen her anymore and what did does criminal want with the little boy and Sandra, I have to go find her!"
First I'll go to Sandra then I'll go to Bulma's so she can make me something that can hide my identity, because this city seems to have a lot of criminals. "Yeah that's what I will do! Gohan said to himself enthousiastically
A/N So that's Gohan's plan..hum.. wel next time on A saiyan's Highschool Life, his plans don't go exactly as he plans….. and he may be doing some holiday shopping, but with who?
Gohan: Are you trying to tell me that's how it's going to end?
Me: wel.. yes until next chapter
Gohan: Who's the girl,does she have special powers,why did the criminals attack them? And why….
Me: wow! Wow! Hold your horses! I'm not going to tell you anything until next chappie
Gohan::pout: are you sure not even to me::cutest smile ever:
Me: No
Gohan: you're mean
Me: I know
Me: Wel anyway if al those who are interested and want to give me advice on what I should fix you can drop of a review, it's that blue little box that says submit review.
Bye bye,
Love,
Anime-school-chick