LadyDelores
Sunday, October 22, 2000
Disclaimer: Standard disclaimer applies. See part one.
"Well..."
part II
"What are we supposed to be doing?" Goten asked as he and Gohan darted across the busy street. They came to a dumpster and stood watching as the cars went by.
"Just standing here and acting stupid. Ash should be here soon," Gohan tried to ignore the people staring at them.
Almost as soon as he had said those words, a bright flare emerged. People gathered around Ash as he said triumphantly, "Yes, mortals. You may bask in the glowing light of deception - I mean talent - that those flamers will never emit!" He turned to Goten and Gohan. "You will open the dumpster, and then the evil spirit will overtake you both. Gohan, you will attack and kill Pan, and you Goten will unsuccessfully try to kill your father."
"Yes, sir!" They went to the dumpster and stood ready to open it.
Ash grinned and held up a script. "Now for this fic, we will have two special guests. Meet Agonizing and Revenge." Two figures stepped forward.
Goten looked from Ash to Revenge. "Um, why does he look like you?"
"That is not important," Ash replied smoothly. "Agonizing, tell them about yourself."
"Well, I am a cannibalistic psycho that terrorizes people 'cause I'm so evil!"
"Revenge ... " Ash prompted.
"This is difficult to explain ... "
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Three people leaned against the railing of a bridge as they watched the scene with mild amusement and disgust.
Miss.S looked among her comrades. "Did you know that we will never emit a glow?"
"I, for one, am glad I'm not radioactive," LadyDelores responded flatly.
"When are we going to bust him for breaking into that phosphorus warehouse?" the flamer asked while watching the glow below.
"I thought that they stored that stuff under water," LadyDelores squinted against the bright light. "Shouldn't he be bursting into flames?"
"That's what I thought. His skin should be burning, too." Miss.S looked away and started searching for her sunglasses. "White phosphorus is really toxic. How is he doing that?"
"I don't want to know," the flamer blinked and turned back to the group.
"You know, phosphorus isn't the only thing he steals..." Miss.S laughed as she held her sunglasses in one hand.
"This fic is bad, even for Ash,"
LadyDelores looked from the scene where Ash was making weird hand gestures to the flamer. "It can only get worse."
"So how are we going to stop this lack of talent?" Miss.S asked as she slipped on her sunglasses against Ash's glow.
LadyDelores reached into her jacket.
Miss.S caught the action and reluctantly stopped her sister. "In a way that won't send us to prison." LadyDelores just shrugged.
the flamer smiled evilly, "I have an idea..."
END PART TWO
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Well, that's it for part two. I want to express my confusion for the reviews. I will say again, the Ash in this fic is an original character not Ash the Wanderer! Also, if any other Ash-bashers want in on this, then e-mail me. Agonizing and Revenge are in no way related to Ash the Wanderer's Agony and Vengeance. Look out for part three, coming soon.
Oh, I would like to ask Taleya what is wrong with having an original character in my story. I made no homosexual references in this. That is for the reader to decide. For instance, they could have been playing cards, etc. I have stated it three times in part one, the Ash in this fic isn't Ash the Wanderer. I don't see where you people are getting that idea! He is an original character, not Ash the Wanderer. Now, despite the coincidences, if someone can please give me solid proof that Ash is Ash the Wanderer, send it to me. lady_delores_no_space@hotmail.com The only reference I made to ego-boy was the comment Goku made.