"You're giving me the judgey eyes," Bonnie accused.
Caroline gasped. "No! No, these are my surprised eyes! My mentally-unclothing-him eyes!"
Bonne rolled her eyes, sitting back in her armchair dejectedly. "You're judging me."
"I…" Caroline faltered. "I just… wow. This is… a little out of the blue, Bon."
"Well when I was with Jeremy it didn't really matter but then we broke up and now I keep thinking about…" she trailed off, her cheeks pinking.
"So it's like a rebound crush?" Caroline asked excitedly, with the air of someone who'd just discovered something amazing.
"Yes!" Bonnie agreed.
"And you don't want a relationship, you just think he's really hot?"
"Exactly," Bonnie nodded.
Caroline threw down her textbook and folded her arms happily. "I can work with that."
Bonnie looked confused before her eyes widened, knowing her friend.
"What? What do you mean, Caroline? What are you gonna do?"
"Calm down, Bonnie," Caroline commanded, clearly in planning mode. "Ok, tell me this: does he think you're cute too?"
Bonnie looked perplexed and was about to open her mouth and say something but Caroline shook her head irritably.
"What am I saying? Of course he does, look at you, you're hot!"
"Caroline, please don't – "
"Ok, so we just need to… and then…" Caroline said, accompaniment to the strategisation she was doing mentally. "I mean they're always there on the boring nights but…"
"CAROLINE!" Bonnie shouted.
The blonde looked at her friend, brought out of her reverie. "What?"
"What are you doing?"
Caroline raised an eyebrow. "Seriously? You have to ask?"
This time Bonnie was the one glaring.
"Which, by the way, why haven't you changed yet?"
The witch gritted her teeth. "I'll be changing friends if you don't tell me what's going on inside that scary mind of yours right now."
Caroline giggled before getting her phone out, knowing exactly who to text.
"Come on, Bonnie. It's not like it's not obvious and I haven't said it before."
Quickly she clicked on the contact she needed, pausing with her thumb midair as she sighed beneath Bonnie's continuing death stare.
"Boy likes girl, girl likes boy – sex."