The girl looks down at her computer screen after watching all of her guests scurry down stairs after they had picked there rooms. Though, as she thought they needed her assistance since she had heard a fight was about to erupt as to who gets the better room. It turned out that the girl had to assign everyone a room instead of letting them have free will and pick their own instead.
Vriska: I still don't understand why we couldn't choose our own rooms...
Girl: Just shut up Vriska, you know exactly why I had to choose your own rooms. If you hadn't of almost started a fight then I might've just let you choose, but of course none of you can be mature enough... well at least SOME of you can't be mature enough.
The girl glances over at the curlean-blooded troll quickly before turning her gaze back to her computer screen.
Vriska: Wh8tever...
Girl: Anyway, if that's over with we have a few dares from someone!
Karkat: WHOOPDEEDOO CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT WHAT THEY ARE...
Karkat says sarcastically.
Karkat: DOES HE REALLY HAVE TO NARRATE MY ACTIONS AND HOW I SAY SHIT?!
Karkat snapped. And I am NOT a 'He' I am a 'She' thank you very much.
Girl: Hey! I thought we agreed to not interact with the characters and to just let me handle them. You just say what they do...
Well... we did, and then and asshole named Karkat decided to call me a he so I got involved.
Girl: Well, just, please don't, I don't want you taking over this, Im the leader here and I want to make that clear...
Vriska: God, you sound like Karkat when he first 8ecame leader...
Girl: Vriska, just... shut up... Um uh... now, about those dares, I do believe we should get to those.
Karkat: WAIT, I DO BELIEVE WE WERE TALKING TO THE INVISIBLE VOICE NARRATOR THINGY ABOUT HER BEING A SHE NOT A HE. I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT I HONESTLY DO NOT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU ARE SO I WILL CALL YOU A 'HE' IF I WANT...
Just... Whatever... You can just get punished later for this...
Karkat: WHAT? HOW?
Girl: Argh! Just stop talking! We need to get back on subject here, we have some dares aligned for today and I would like them to be done!
The girl yells, irritation in her tone.
Girl: Well, at least your still narrating, anyway, back to the dares!
GoggleHeadOtaku-
Ros3mary, Catn1p(KarkatxN3p3ta), GamTav, Jak3D1rk, and/or JohnDav3 sloppy mak3outs pl3as3! And maby3 Vr1ska could 3at a whol3 raw l1m3? What3v3r happ3ns, th1s 1s go1ng to b3 an 1nt3r3st1ng f1c.
The girl smiles at one of the dares though she reads one of the names the frown, but she quickly wipes the frown off her face and replaces it with a smile.
John: So... what are the dares?
Girl: Well, we've got a lot of pairings in this dare, so we can start off with those...
Karkat: OH GREAT, FUCKING PAIRINGS, WHAT ARE THEY?
Girl: Well... since you've asked Karkat... We will start off with yours... Go get into the closet with Nepeta. There is an empty one right over there.
She points over to a closet across the room.
Karkat: WAIT WHAT?!
Nepeta blushes slightly though she stands up and grabs Karkat.
Nepeta: Come one Karkitty!
She then drags him into the closet and closes the door.
Girl: Well, Im sure Nepeta's happy... Now we have several more of those sloppy makeouts but we have a different dare... Vriska, this one is for you...
Vriska: Oh really? Wh8t is it?
Girl: Well.
She hands you a raw lime
Girl: Eat it...
Vriska: I uh... alright?
The troll takes the lime, not knowing what it would taste like or what the big deal about it was she bites into it(it was cut in half... she didn't eat the skin.) Once the juice hits her tounge her lips pucker at the sourness though it was still really sweet. Everyone laughs, well everyone that was in the room. After consuming the rest of the lime Vrisk looks over everyone and frowns.
She crosses her arms then sits back down.
John: Yeah, if you think that's sour, I would taste a lemon.
He grinned.
Girl: Yeah, now those are sour, though I wouldn't exactly know the differenc since Ive never tried a lime... AndI am not intending on trying one now...
She says looking over at Vriska who was smirking over at the girl.
Vriska: Come oooooooon, it wont hurt, its not that 8ad, just a little sour, it really sweet too.
She says walking over to the girl with a fresh lime in her hand. The girl looks over at Vriska and the lime.
Girl: Um... Karkat, Nepeta, You can come out now!
She said quickly walking away from Vriska in the lime. Vriska frowns.
Vriska: Hmph, wimp!
The door to the closet opens and Karkat comes running out, sitting back down. Nepeta comes walking out smiling happily, as if everything she wished had come true. The girl smiles over at Nepeta.
Karkat: THAT... WAS... THE... WORST TIME OF MY LIFE.
Nepeta: Oh come one Karkitty, it wasn't that bad...
Vriska: Yeah, Karkat, lighten up... it was only a few minutes,
Karkat: SHUT THE FUCK UP SPIDER BITCH, ITS NOT LIKE YOU WERE THERE.
Terezi: Y34H, SH3 W4S TO BUSY 34T1NG 4 L1M3!
Terezi butt in. suppressing a laugh as she remembers the trolls face as she bit into the lime.
Vriska: Shut up Pyrope! No one included you in this!
Vriska sneers.
Girl: Okaaaaaaaay, I think we should be getting down to our next few pairing dares...
The girl looks back down at her computer.
Girl: Alright... So Kanya and Rose, you can go get in that closet over there, Gamzee and Tavros, you guys can go in that one, Jade and Dirk can go to that one, and...
The girl hesitates with the last two names
Girl: Um... J-John and Dave, go over to that one...
She points the 4 pairs to separate closets. All of them looking surprised, Rose and Kanya look at eachother and began to blush.
Tavros: uHHH, mE AND UHHH, gAMZEE? i UHH, DONT REALLY FEEL COMFORTA-
Girl: Oh come on Tavros! Its not like it'll mean something, just do it!
Gamzee: YeAh BrOtHeR iTs NoT gOnNa MeAn AnYtHiNg...
Tavros: uMM, o-OK,,,
The girl nods her head then the two head off into the closet, Kanya and Rose head off into there's with no protest. The girl looks over at the two remaining pairs.
Girl: Well? You guys going or what?
Dirk: I uh, don't want to go in a closet and make out with someone I barely know!
The girl rolls her eyes.
Girl: Will you two just go already?!
Without a response she just pushes the two in the closet, knowing they would eventually do what they were suppose to... She looks over at the last remaining pair and sighs. This was the pair she was hoping didn't happen, but she knew it was pretty common and it would, plus a dare is a dare so it had to happen.
Girl: Alright narrator you can shut the hell up now!
She says in irritation
Narrator: What? Im just doing my job.
The girl engorges the narrator, she rolls her eyes then looks back over at John and Dave.
Girl: So, what are you waiting for? Just go...
John: What? No, look Dave is my bro, I don't like him like that, plus Im not a homo...
Dave: Yeah, I wouldn't make out with my bro...
Girl: Look, just go! Just get in the fucking closet and get it over with.
She says, slight anger in her voice.
John: Did I not make myself clear when I said no homo?
Girl: Agh! Just do it already! I do not want to shove you in there!
Dave sighs then grabs john by the arm.
Dave: Come on John, this chick obviously has a problem with this just as much as we do and wants it done...
He drags John into the closet and shuts it. The girl sighs in relief though she wasn't really relieved that the two were making out...
Girl: Shut up! You do not have to say everything I feel!
Narrator: I know, but it makes my job more exciting...
Girl: Ugh, whatever.
Vriska: So, you seemed pretty worked up about those two... Wanna tell us why?
Girl: No
Vriska sighs then rolls her eyes
Vriska: Oh come oooooooon! It cant 8e that 8ad!
Girl: Its not bad... I just don't wanna say.
Vriska: Just say it, no one is gonna care!
Girl: If no ones gonna care then why bother saying it...
Vriska: Shut up smartass, just tell us why.
Karkat: YEAH, I THINK ITS STARTING TO PINCH MY CURIOUSITY AS TO WHY YOU ARE SO SENSITIVE TO THE PAIRING...
Karkat butts in. The girl looks from Karkat to Vriska then back at the others. She sighs.
Girl: Fine, I ship John with someone else alright?
Nepeta: Really who?
Nepeta asks, happy that she has someone to share ships with.
Girl: I uh, don't wanna say... They might not agree with me...
Karkat: OH COME ON, ITS JUST A STUPID LITTLE PAIRING ITS NOT LIKE WE'RE GONNA PUNISH YOU IF WE DONT AGREE WITH IT...
Girl: I just don't want to say ok? Its something that I don't want you to know and I might just tell you eventually but not now...
Vriska: Come one, Im getting impatient, don't m8ke me manipul8 you...
Girl: Oh come on, its seriously not that big of a deal, you don't have to manipulate me!
Vriska: Well if you don't want me to then I suggest telling me who you pair John with...
The girl rolls her eyes. She is annoyed with herself that she didn't just tell them in the first place. The girl looks directly at Vriska, she smiles.
Girl: Alright, you wanna know who I ship John with? I ship John with the one and only spider bitch! Miss I have aaaaaaaallllllll the luck! That is who I ship John with.
She says, getting in Vriska's face. She was quite irritated with her getting in her business and felt the need to snap at the curlean-blodded troll. As the girl back away from Vriska, she could see a light blue blush approach the trolls face. The girl grins.
Girl: There, you happy? It seems so, does little miss spider bitch have a crush on the windy boy?
Vriska: Wh8t?! No, I don't have a crush on him!
Girl: Really? The blush on your face says otherwise...
Before Vriska could reply the 4 pairs opened there closet door around the same time, John and Dave being the first, Kanya and Rose being the last.
John: So uh... what happened while we were gone?
He asks, breaking the awkward silence
Narrator: Well, we were just about to end this chapter... we were just waiting for you 4 pairs to be done...
Girl: What? No we weren't we were talking about-
Vriska: What kinda dares we might get in the future! Yeah, that's all, you guys didn't miss much.
Girl: What? No That is not-!
Narrator: Alright, we are going to just stop here... we have kinda dragged this first couple dares out a bit too long...
(Sorry this was so long guys, unless you like it long, but, other than that I hope you liked the first chapter keep asking more truths and dares so I can work on Chapter 2!)