Okaaayyyy~ New chappie here! Warning for typos and other minor mistakes! Oh and to clear some things before hand, the parts of Gray and Natsu will behave differently than others. I made them represent kinda a specific part of ones self…ya know like some are made from their fears…some consist of their happiness well like this…Anyways, on with the chappie!

Disclaimer: I don't own FT

Dissembled

Chapter 1

Gases and Drinks

"Hey what the heck is this?" a mini Natsu asked as he and another Natsu took out a large can (for them, that is) out of the cabinet. The mini Grays made a slide from which the mini Natsus rolled down with the can.

"Is this some kind of spray?" Gray asked while he touched the can with his hands.

"Don't tell me it is an insect killing spray!" a mini Gray shrieked with a mini Natsu and both of them ran away.

"What happened to them?" Natsu asked but other Natsu's just shook their heads.

"Let's open this thing" Gray said as he conjured up a sword and started cutting in the lid. Several other Grays also climbed up and started doing the same. Suddenly the gas inside the can started leaking and the heaps of Grays and Natsus were turned into laughing messes. The gas surrounded the whole guild and everyone was laughing.

"What hahaha is this hahaha why are we laughing hahahahaha" Lucy said while clutching her stomach with Mira also slumped and laughing on the stool beside hers. Then the hordes of laughing Grays and Natsus came out from behind the bar while fighting and doing so many other things.

"Macao you are an old fart!" Wakaba said while laughing. Macao also tried to glare at him but failed miserably as he laughed and laughed. By now most of the Natsus were laughing fire and Grays were going insane. Elfman spotted the empty can of the laughing gas nearby and lifted it up. He ran and opened the windows to let the gas escape. By the time the gas was out, everyone was lying on the ground.

"What was that?" Lucy asked as she straightened up when Elfman showed her the can.

"Only a man can release laughing gas in the guild hall! They are a man!" Elf man said while pointing towards the hordes of Grays and Natsus. Suddenly Macao, who was still dazed after laughing so much, tripped over a barrel of alcohol which resulted in the mini Grays and Natsus to be drenched in the beverage.

"Ahh…I see ponies…unicorns…You know what Natsu *hiccup* I just got to know that am a freaking Barbie doll!" a Gray said while he sang the Barbie song. His face was all red from being overly drunk.

"I am a little lovely cutesy girlie~ I love pink…Hey wait! Gray my hair are pink! They are freaking pink!" A similarly tipsy Natsu spat out while hiccupping.

"MWAHAHAHA Kneel before me you insolent slaves! King Gray will grace with his presence!" another Gray said while the prior one was dancing in the background.

"HEHEHEHE I am gonna grill you all!" Natsu said as he ran after a bunch of Grays and Natsus who were screaming like little girls while the threatening one was spewing fire from his mouth.

"Sergeant, I have checked every nook and cranny but I can't find the head of the dead body" a Gray reported to a fellow army man who was just a cotton ball. "Sergeant, why are you all fat and white?" he questioned. Yes indeed the sergeant was fat and white…he was a freaking cotton ball.

"Darling, will you marry me and we will make 30 babies! No 1000 babies! I have already decided their names, our first child will be Igneel, our second child will be Igneel, our third child will be Igneel…Hey! How will they know which Igneel we are calling if all of them will be Igneel. Then every 1000 Igneel will be confused of which Igneel we want to speak to but…I am confused!" a Natsu said to a little doll.

"Come on don't admit defeat! We are so gonna climb this mountain!" a mini Gray yelled as he and others were climbing a mountain of ice which in reality was some shaved ice in a bowl.

"Mira…what is happening?" Lucy said as the white haired beauty just smiled and shook her head.

"Poor Grays and Natsus got severely drunk. But don't you think it is cute" Mira said while giggling at what the little guys were doing, well now they were literally little.

"It is more like a horror story" Gajeel commented as he scared away a bunch of Natsus and Grays who were shrieking like girls and ran away. "Giihii they are fun to scare away" he said as he chewed on some nut bolts.

After sometime of running wild, the Grays and Nastsu were strewn across the floor of the guild, all fast asleep.

"Aww, they are so cute" Lucy commented as she eyed a bunch of Grays and Natsus on the bar counter. "But once they wake up all the cuteness will just become non-existent" she said while pouting and poking the stomach of a sleeping Natsu who turned his side.

"LAXUS NO!" Mira's voice rang out as Laxus stopped in his tracks. She rushed where the lightning dragon slayer was pushed him back. She crouched on the ground and gently carried a Gray who was just going to be stepped on by Laxus.

"What the hell! How did the popsicle got this…this short!" he yelled in surprise. Mira had to retell him the whole tale while all of the guild members collected the haphazardly sleeping ice mages and dragon slayers and laid them on the beds in the infirmary.

"Ahh, I am really tired now. I am gonna go home and sleep. Night guys see ya all tomorrow!" Lucy said as she exited the guild hall. She was barely aware of the surprise waiting for her in her apartment.

TBC

Short? I know it is but…but…I didn't have any idea what to put in it anymore!

Review~

Will be spouting non sense here so steer away from here…BLEACH fan…Toshiro fan…Okay…OH MY DAMN FUCKING GOD DID YOU SAW HIS FULL BANKAI! It was just so godamnit cool! He looked like the coolest vizard or even arrancar ever! And then…the zombified Toshiro! Gaah! It is just too much to handle at a moment!

Okay…now it's fine…wanted to release it from my system!

Ja'ne!