My second chapter with 5 drabbles of the pairing: Kyman. Enjoy :)
Say it
"You love me."
"No, screw you jew. I hate you."
"Don't lie, Cartman. Lying's bad."
"Fuck off!"
"Oh, come on! Admit it. It's not a big deal. Just say those three words."
"No, leave me alone. I'm not gay, Kahl."
"But I know you are, Eric."
"Go away. I- I don't- I don't love you."
"Getting weaker, I see. Just say it. It won't hurt and I'll reward you."
"What kind of reward?"
"You'll see."
"Don't look at me that way. No, I- (have to fight). I- Alright, I… love you."
"Good boy," said Kyle and gave him a kiss.
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Tomorrow
"Stupid fat ass Cartman. I'm gonna kill that asshole," said Kyle standing in front of his house in the middle of the night and in pouring rain. Cartman was inside and didn't let his poor little "friend" in.
Suddenly a window opened and Cartman looked outside: "Getting cold, jew?"
"Goddamn it, Cartman. Let me in!"
"Not just yet, Kahl. Let me torture you for a little longer."
"I'm gonna be ill tomorrow! Because of you, you stupid asshole."
"Yeah, isn't that awesome, Kahl?"
"I can't quite see the awesomeness in this."
"Tomorrow, I can care for you aaaaaaall day."
"Kick-ass."
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Germany
"Eric, I planned our trip to Germany. Wanna hear it?"
"Sure."
"Alright. First we'll visit Berlin. There are many interesting sights."
"Okay."
"Then we'll go to Dresden. A very old and cultural city."
"Boring."
"Shut up, Eric. Then we'll visit Weimar where Schiller and Goethe lived."
"Who?"
"Cartman, what's wrong with you? I thought you like Germany."
"Sure, but only interesting stuff."
"We'll visit the concentration camp Buchenwald, too."
"Cool."
"Why don't we just go to Paris or Rome like other couples do?"
"Because we're the sweetest couple and Germany's the sweetest country. At least it was, 70 years ago."
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Sweets
"Moooom, I don't have any sweets."
"I'm sorry, hon'. I'll buy some tomorrow."
"But meeeeem, I want sweeeeets."
"Sorry hon. Mommie's busy."
"Stupid bitch. Now, I can't… wait a second."
20 minutes later…
"Why did you invite me over fat ass?"
"I'm hungry."
"What?"
"I want sweets."
"Go, get some."
"I did," said Cartman and pulled Kyle closer to kiss him deeply.
The surprised Kyle couldn't push him away and gave it up after some time.
After 10 minutes Cartman ended the kiss. Both were gasping for air.
"Kahl…, you taste… awesome."
"What… the fuck… was that?"
"I had sweets."
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Birthday
"Kahl, wake up."
"Mmmh… go away, mom."
"I'm not your bitchy mom Kahl. It's me Eric."
"Cartman? It's 6 in the morning and Sunday. Let me sleep."
"Did you forget your own birthday?"
Kyle sat up.
"Oh, right. My birthday," said Kyle smiling at Cartman.
"I got your present."
"What is it?"
"Here. See for yourself."
"Thanks."
Kyle opened it and saw… "A hat?" It was the same as Kyle's usual hat.
"Yeah, but look inside."
"Inside? What could… oh Eric, how sweet."
Inside someone sewed on the words: 'EC loves KB'.
"Did you do that yourself?"
"Happy Birthday, Kahl."
So, did you like them? Please review. And if you have any ideas for a pairing or a drabble, write them in a review. Thanks.
Anyways, I hope you all noticed that the ending of the Drabble Tomorrow can be interpreted differently. Which did you like best?