My first fan fic. My friend Amara {Bon Bon} and I wrote this one. So actually it's half mine half hers ^-^! R&R please!
Gundam Elementary
Kindergarten
Day 2
Miss Noin: Today we will take a five question test.
Duo: BUT THAT'S LIKE A ZILLION!!
Quatre: *holds up five fingers* See? One, two, three, four, five…
Duo: But.. but… that's like a.. A BAZILLION!
Trowa: *on board* Um… teacher? Can we start class now???
Miss Noin: Wonderful, Trowa. *walks around the room handing the 6 year olds their tests*
Relena: Heewo, wiw yow hewp me wif dis?
Heero: NOOOOOO! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Miss Noin: These are your tests. Fill in the answers.
Wufei: *sniff* Miss *sniff* Noin??
Miss Noin: YES WUFEIK? I MEAN WUFEI?
Wufei: I *sniff* Um… *sniff* forgot how to-
Miss Noin: HURRY UP!!!!!
Wufei: Spell *sniff* my name!!!!!!! WAAAAAAHH! I'M WEAK!!!!
Miss Noin: W-u-f-e-i. Know will you SHUT UP???
Wufei: *sits down and scribbles down answers* Okay.. *sniff*
Relena: *snore*
Miss Noin: *sits at her desk and grabs a pen and a pile of finished assignments*
Relena: *snore*
Miss Noin: *perks her head, then goes back to writing*
Relena: *snooooore*
Miss Noin: What IS that inferior racket??
Heero: *gives Miss Noin his Heero-Yuy-Glare-O-Death™*
Relena: *snooooooooooooooooore*
Miss Noin: WHAT IS IT??????????????
The class stares at Miss Noin in confusion then returns to the test.
Miss Noin: WHAT IS IT OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!! *whips out a pair of uzis*
Duo: AllhedidwasshootRelenawithatranquilizergunandshefellasleepandshewasdisturbingme
withallofhersnoringandshemadeeverybodymadcuztheycouldn'tdotheirtests!!!
Trowa: *on board* I didn't know he could slur things together like that…
Wufei: *looks up from his test* What?? What'd I dooooo?
The class looks up to see Carrey.
Miss Noin: Hi Carrey. *hands Carrey the test and explains it to her*
Duo: SHE'S LATE! I'M TELLING! SHINIGAMI DOES NOT APPROVE!
Mia: SHUT UP. *gives Duo a Carrey-Mitchel-Glare-Of-Homicide™*
Duo: MISS NOIN! SHE'S STARING AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Trowa: *on board* Shut up Duo.
Duo: MISS NOIN! TROWA'S CUSSING ME OUT!
Quatre: Is not!!!!!
Miss Noin: *looks at the group of six year olds, whips out a pair of uzis and aims them from kid to kid*
The class immediately sits down and resumes work.
Relena: *zzzzzzzzzz*
Duo: Psssssst! *whispers to Carrey* What's the answer to number one?
Carrey: SHUT UP!
Duo: YOU MEANIE!
Carrey: I MEAN IT!
Duo: You lil-
Quatre: Whaddaya do when you are dooooooone?
Miss Noin: Set your FINISHED tests up on my desk beside the apple.
Quatre: Okay! *sets his test beside the apple*
Trowa: * sets his test beside the apple*
Carrey: * sets her test beside the apple*
Wufei: * sets his test beside the apple*
Duo: * sets his test beside the apple*
Heero: * sets his test beside the apple*
Relena: *wakes up and sets her test beside the apple*
Miss Noin: Thank you! Thank you! Erm.. DUO? WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
Duo: Nofing…
Relena: HELB! HE STUCKED CRAYOBS UB BY NOSE!
Wufei: That's why you don't get near him. He did it in Bon Bon's fic too-
Duo: SHUT UP WEAK PIECE OF-
Quatre: WAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S MY FAULT! WAHHHHH! I SHOULDA APOLOGIZED! WAAAAHH!
Carrey: *sits and stares at the group in confusion* Um…
Heero: *breaks his finger and goes home early*
Carrey: Um…
Trowa: *on board* I wanna go home!!!!!
Miss Noin: You can't go home until we get those crayons out of Relana- I mean… Relena's eyes! I mean nose!
Quatre and Trowa pull out the crayons.
Relena: Dat feews bettew…
Quatre: *grabs his book bag and leaves*
Trowa: *grabs his book bag and leaves*
Heero: *was already gone*
Wufei: *grabs his Nataku keychain and his book bag and leaves*
Duo: *grabs his book bag and leaves*
Carrey: *grabs her book bag and leaves*
Relena: *grabs her book bag and leaves*
Miss Noin: Peace and quiet. *grabs a pen and a pile of finished assignments* Hnn…
There is a sound of fighting in the double doors.
Miss Noin: {CENSORED} you people!
Miss Noin: *walks out to the hall and to the double doors and shoves everyone out*
Quatre: I SHOULDA APOLOGIZED! WAAAAHH! I WAN MY MOMMY! *walks home crying because he thinks he should've apologized*
Heero: *was home already*
Trowa: *