Sadly I don't own anything that belongs to the one and only God known as J.R.R. Tolkein. But I do own myself. And I shall be using my actual name in this.

Summary: The Usual. Girl falls in Middle Earth and meets all of the wonderful characters, and goes on the wild adventure that everybody else wants to go on. And finds out that the whole thing is true: ALL OF THE BAD GUYS, THEY WANT TO KILL YOU.!!! This is my first story so be nice.

I SHALL NOT MAKE THIS A MARY SUE

The rating may go up in time due to some bad words but right now it is PG. Now without further a do, I give you: Out of All of the People in the World, WHY ME!!!

Italic is elvish

"My lord, she's waking up."

Jessica slowly opens her eyes....... but then she sits straight up "I LOVE ICE CREAM!" And then falls back down to dream land.

"That...was...odd, do you think it's a side effect? Since it er she is nothing we have ever seen before."

A tall figure was standing next to the elf that just spoke. He had dark brown hair that ended in the middle of his back, and wore a silver circlet on his head. And he had the oddest looking eyebrows anyone has ever seen.

"I don't think so, it could be but maybe she's just odd. But I think NOW she's starting to wake up."

They both look at the thing or girl that was beginning to wake up, she stretched, did a very BIG yawn, rubbed her eyes and began to sit up as slowly as possible.

"Strange, I never knew that some things could be so slow in the morning, im pretty sure that a dwarf can beat her getting out of bed, he probably would have been dressed and eaten breakfast by now."

They both nod in agreement.

Hearing voices, Jessica was now wide awake and just stared right back at the figures that were staring right back at her.

"Welcome to Rivendell my lady."said the tall man with weird eyebrows.

Jessica looks at the man who just spoke to her.

"Holy crap I swear I have no idea where Neo is."

The two figures look at each other and then back down to her.

"Where am I?"

"You are in Rivendell and I am Lord Elrond."

Jessica couldn't believe it, she thought meeting the elf in the forest was just a REALLY good dream. She just stared in shock.

"My lord she is showing the same side effect that she did in the forest before she fainted."

"My lady you don't have to be afraid...... and silent, but could you please tell me your name?"

She was about to tell them when someone came running through the door.

"My lord, Arwen has just arrived with one of the hobbits. He is in need of your assistance."

"Thank you I will be there shortly."

Elrond turns to the elf standing next to him.

"Glorfindel, could you stay with the girl and try and see if we can learn anything about her.?"

"As you wish my lord."

With that Elrond left in a hurry leaving just Glorfindel and Jessica.

Jessica just stared. Throughout that whole conversation she just picked up two things: Glorfindel and Arwen. Then she realized that it must be real. Her favorite movie trilogy and the books were real. She jumped as a hand came in contact with her forehead.

"Don't worry I won't hurt you, just watch you."

And with that he went over and sat in a chair on the far side of the room. The room. Jessica now took in on what the room looked liked. It was mostly white. White, why does everything have to be white? she thought. But it wasn't completely white, there was a hint of color in every corner. There were even beautiful designs that she has never seen before. The sheets were of a soft fabric that were no doubt in her mind impossible for people to make them where she lived.

"You haven't told us what your name is"

Jessica thought about it. Thinking if she should give her real name. But she decided she would since nobody knew her.

"It's Jessica."

"Jessica? strange name."

"No actually it's quite popular. I know about seven of them."

He raised an eyebrow thinking that she is mad.

"What's yours?" Even though she new the answer.

"Glorfindel"

"Can I call you Glorfy?"

"No you can not." he shivered thinking that she might turn into one of the twins or worse, she could be WORSE then them.

Jessica noticed that Glorfindel went a little pale after he said no. hm, must be from past experiences she thought.

"How old are you?"

"What?"

"I want to know how old you are?"

"I'm not telling you my age."

"Why are you old?"

"Probably a lot older than you think."

"I'm 15"

"Good for you"

"Do you die your hair?"

"No"

"I didn't know ones hair could be that blonde?"

"Thank you I guess."

"What's your weight?"

"DEAR VALAR CHILD YOU ARE DRIVING ME MAD!!"

"YES!!"

He gives her a strange look.

Elrond reenters for hearing screaming. "Is everything alright?"

Glorfindel gets up and walks over to Elrond "Be carful, she will drive you insane."

He said it so quietly that Jessica only saw a mouth moving and a strange look coming form Elrond.

And with that Glorfindel left.

"Bye Glorfy" But Glorfindel didn't reply.

She heard a chuckle come from Lord Elrond. "That name brings back so many memories."

"So Glorfindel tells me that your name is Jessica is that correct?"

"Yes"

"Strange name"

"Really? It's quite popular where I live."

"Speaking of where you live, where do you live?"

"I live in California. In the United States. On Earth."

Elrond puts a hand to his chin and starts to think.

"Hey Lord Elrond"

He looks at her giving her the "go on" eye glare thing.

"Could you do me a favor?"

"What favor would that be?"

"Could you say, Mr. Anderson?"

"What?"

"Please?" She looks up at him with pleading eyes.

"Fine, Mr. Anderson" although he didn't know why she wanted him to say that. He didn't even know why she just burst into laughter. Her laughter lasted almost a good five minutes. He then came to the conclusion that she wasn't of this world. (You'd think he would have figured that out a long time ago huh.)

"Hey giggle has the giggle gag War of the gag Ring ended already.?"

"How do you know of that?"

"Because, where I come from, the War of the Ring is a book, it tells everything that happed. But sadly it is only a fiction story."

"So you know the fate of the Ring?"

"Yes,...... why it hasn't happed yet?"

"No it has not, listen I don't want you to tell anyone about what you know."

"Sure ok. Has Frodo arrived already.?"

"Yes he has, now remember don't tell anybody about this you hear me.?"

"Ok yes I heard you the first time."

"Good now if you are feeling better you may walk around, and if you choose to walk around I will send someone in hear to give some proper clothing to you."

"What's wrong on what I'm wearing?"

"There's a lot of thing wrong with what you are wearing."

"Can I go see Frodo?"

"Maybe"

"Can I walk around?"

"Yes I will send someone in hear to help you get ready."

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