A/N Another crack drabble from Math! This is the My Birdy one I talked about in the last chapter! My Birdy…..the tragic romance of a girl, a boy, and a bird. I still don't know what I was on when I wrote this! Just so everyone knows, I don't ship this. Oh, and they're REALLY OOC! Except maybe Hibird….
Disclaimer: I don't own KHR. I don't own any drugs, either.
Lal Mirch was walking down a hallway on the floor that happened to lead to Hibari's part of the base. Don't ask why, just go with it. Her blue hair swished with the rhythm of her footsteps, her eyes sparkled behind her goggles. Hibird couldn't resist, he flew up and perched on her shoulder.
"Awww, what a cute little birdy you are! Whose a cute little birdy? You are, you are!" As Lal baby talked the sweet little thing, it racked it's memory for any phrase Hibari had ever taught it to describe what he was feeling at that moment. Finally, he hit on one of the most recent.
"I love you! Will you date me?" He chirped out, his kawaii little voice echoing in the hallway.
"I wovles you soooo much, little Hibird, of course I'll be your girlfriend!" Lal was to focused on her new lover to notice the footsteps behind her.
Hibari drew back his tonfa and struck the back of her neck with enough force to snap it and kill her, but she was only unconscious, because I can't kill off Lal, screaming the words that will echo through the hallways for an eternity…or a week, whichever comes first!
"MY BIRDY!"
And then Hibird and Hibari went off, got married, had lots of little eggs, and lived happily ever after! The end!
I warned you, didn't I? That this crap was going to get freaky? Yeah, this is the weirdest one I've ever come up with…..ever. Well, we'll see about that. You haven't even heard what Varia and Vongola are going to be for Halloween yet!